FabSwingers.com forum: What's the strangest thing you've found...

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

..when emptying pockets before you put clothes in the washing machine?

I found a half peeled garlic clove in my husband's shorts today. There's not much of a vampire problem locally, so I'd guess he was cooking and got distracted

How about you?

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By *enttoesuckerMan
over a year ago

canterbury

Johnny depps finger,think amber put it there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a f’kin child. String. Grass (the lawn type before you friendly 420 dudes get excited) guitar pics. Bits of wood. Broken pencils, and pen knives.

The strangest thing would have been a usb stick. I don’t know to this day if I picked it up or it was slipped to me. But “yeh, sure I’ll just plug in onto my pc right now!!” Not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody else’s Oyster card. In my pocket along with my own.

I still have no idea how it got there

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I don’t like anything in my pockets - so nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like anything in my pockets - so nothing

Is that an empty pocket or are you not pleased to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego men

Pen lids

Raisins

The list is endless

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m a f’kin child. String. Grass (the lawn type before you friendly 420 dudes get excited) guitar pics. Bits of wood. Broken pencils, and pen knives.

The strangest thing would have been a usb stick. I don’t know to this day if I picked it up or it was slipped to me. But “yeh, sure I’ll just plug in onto my pc right now!!” Not.

You sound very much like my husband. He puts everything in his pockets. Whenever the remote controls goes missing we always check his clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small plastic dinosaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 1 Franc Swiss coin. I have never been to Switzerland, and it doesn't look like any UK coins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pocket full of slime thanks to my 4 year old

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A pocket full of slime thanks to my 4 year old

That's generosity indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tooth pick , in my swim shorts ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock who put a hole in my pocket

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My cock who put a hole in my pocket

The ultimate fidget toy

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By *e.youngguyMan
over a year ago

Derby

A bullet vibrator I used on a lady the night before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock who put a hole in my pocket

The ultimate fidget toy

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got me thru many a boring tv show

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A pair of knickers

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A pair of knickers "

To whom did they belong?

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A harmonica

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