FabSwingers.com forum: Who else had a dry sex may?

By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I have and welcome to my monthly check in thread to see who or who havent had sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I missed the April one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Dry as you wouldn’t believe...actually no point having a knob at this rate

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Floro? You here yet?

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Ffs I missed the April one."
Yes, that is easily done as well

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Dry as a boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro? You here yet? "

I’m here

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Parched

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

May, April, March, Feb..... all the way back to... I cant remember how far!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Surprisingly, no!

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Does DIY count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My May was a bit wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May, April, March, Feb..... all the way back to... I cant remember how far!

That sounds all to relatable here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry is a under statement, hand and baby oil have been very busy,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Finally im answering yes to the dry sex post... well kinda, i received a disappointing blowjob so that doesnt count

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I have and welcome to my monthly check in thread to see who or who havent had sex

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me this month due to having an unexpected guest since mid April x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Finally im answering yes to the dry sex post... well kinda, i received a disappointing blowjob so that doesnt count

I'll put more effort in next time.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I have had a few partners this month ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Finally im answering yes to the dry sex post... well kinda, i received a disappointing blowjob so that doesnt count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Finally im answering yes to the dry sex post... well kinda, i received a disappointing blowjob so that doesnt count

I'll put more effort in next time."

Darn it - you too?

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Amazingly, I actually got wet once while on holiday. First time for over a year

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm unsure, I may well have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had a few partners this month ..

Those lucky few

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over a year ago

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Me. Still one day left tho folks

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

Not here, I’ve been very blessed

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

Not had sex for along time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! Finally im answering yes to the dry sex post... well kinda, i received a disappointing blowjob so that doesnt count

I'll put more effort in next time."

Maybe chuck in a unenthusiastic handjob too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex but I think my pickle is broken so will be in next month x

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Sorry to say this but I had the wettest may on record

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Nope (humble brag!)…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got damp twice

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Almost but got some on Sunday morning thankfully

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By *atalie54TV/TS
over a year ago

Bexhill-on-Sea

Very dry, almost desert like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wet wank

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Yes! Finally im answering yes to the dry sex post... well kinda, i received a disappointing blowjob so that doesnt count

I'll put more effort in next time."

You know you won't though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on a dry one until the last week...and its just started pouring for some reason!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Managed to squeeze a few in

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Yep very dry! Although my arm muscles have improved, no idea why!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which May? There have been so many!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Lube?"
No, no lube

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

7 in May, which is relatively dry for me. A similar amount in April. Life is just busy with not much time for arranging meets

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over a year ago

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you’re having dry sex, you need to be paying more attention to foreplay or using more lube.

Chafing down there isn’t pleasant

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Slightly moist

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Dry 2022 so far

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Unfortunately yes, first dry month of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn’t dry for me

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By *mefc5491Woman
over a year ago

West London

The only thing wet this month was the weather

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Sorry to say this but I had the wettest may on record

Now there's a boast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly wasn’t a dry May …….

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

That would be me

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

That's a 28 month unbroken run for me

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

"Dry as a boner"

Did you say Boner?! Lol

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

"Dry 2022 so far"

Likewise.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Something must be going wildly wrong with some of you!

If you are sexually motivated enough to be on this site and not getting anything you must either be no hopers or too stingy to splash out on keeping them happy.

Get a grip on yourselves.

(Probably the only solution)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something must be going wildly wrong with some of you!

If you are sexually motivated enough to be on this site and not getting anything you must either be no hopers or too stingy to splash out on keeping them happy.

Get a grip on yourselves.

(Probably the only solution)"

Or maybe we just aren't desperate...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Something must be going wildly wrong with some of you!

If you are sexually motivated enough to be on this site and not getting anything you must either be no hopers or too stingy to splash out on keeping them happy.

Get a grip on yourselves.

(Probably the only solution)"

Charmer!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Something must be going wildly wrong with some of you!

If you are sexually motivated enough to be on this site and not getting anything you must either be no hopers or too stingy to splash out on keeping them happy.

Get a grip on yourselves.

(Probably the only solution)

Or maybe we just aren't desperate..."

It was the blokes I was really addressing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something must be going wildly wrong with some of you!

If you are sexually motivated enough to be on this site and not getting anything you must either be no hopers or too stingy to splash out on keeping them happy.

Get a grip on yourselves.

(Probably the only solution)

Or maybe we just aren't desperate...

It was the blokes I was really addressing!"

Guys can have standards aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been too busy anyway but at least I’ll have some cash to splash to try and make someone happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or I must be a no hoper haha

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

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I have. Hoping July is better

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Just squeezed a session in before the month was up

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Guys can have standards aswell. "

Have you read some of their profiles?

The levels of depravity frequently offered by some in the hope of getting a shag needs to be seen to be believed.

However, you are correct in your choice of wording, 'can have'!

I don't doubt that people of any gender have a number of good reasons for enjoying 'dry' months or years. It just seems a bit strange that some have the patience to persevere on a site such as this unless, of course, they benefit from the general interaction or, maybe, a bit of fantasy instead of the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys can have standards aswell.

Have you read some of their profiles?

The levels of depravity frequently offered by some in the hope of getting a shag needs to be seen to be believed.

However, you are correct in your choice of wording, 'can have'!

I really am a no hoper, gee whizz.

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

May was dry but so was April, have been so busy workwise, should make more time avaliable

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Me. Still one day left tho folks

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Yes it is. I like to start it one day early, so it might give one some extra time to find it

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Errm kind of...enjoyed some great sexy times playing with my wife but these days struggle to maintain an erection..so dry for me means I couldn't come so 50/50.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It is only a few hours left of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

April and May

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I have and welcome to my monthly check in thread to see who or who havent had sex

I hadn't realised I hadn't. Now I'm upset.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Not me

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Just the opposite! Had more sex in the last 4 weeks than I have in the last 4 years!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

It’s been dry all year. Not even a cheeky fondle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry year

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Guys can have standards aswell.

Have you read some of their profiles?

The levels of depravity frequently offered by some in the hope of getting a shag needs to be seen to be believed.

However, you are correct in your choice of wording, 'can have'!

There has been 2 years of more or less enforced dry spell for a lot of us.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Which May? There have been so many!

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It can be any of them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May? Yes, and April, March, February, January, December, ...... ????!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

It was showery

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By *lowryderMan
over a year ago

Stafford

As in April... I've had a good month...

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Which May? There have been so many!

It can be any of them too

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For me,.this is the 6th may in a row

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have and welcome to my monthly check in thread to see who or who havent had sex

As dry as dry can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seemingly made up for a few months the other night so I’m good at the mo

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By *avrick180Man
over a year ago

Pontypool

No point being on here can't even get a chat no matter getting a meet

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By *umpysrustyMan
over a year ago

swansea

I only come on here to look at other peoples bedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which May? There have been so many!

It can be any of them too

For me,.this is the 6th may in a row

I think it’s the 7th for me - years are blurry now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I has a couple of damp patches

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By *ougarhunter15Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I has a couple of damp patches

Now thats just aslong for trouble

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Think we should help each other out so we don’t get a dry June

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Today, it is 1st of june

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I managed an awesome unexpected session on Saturday! Whooop! Hoping to meet again soon so might have a moist June too

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"I managed an awesome unexpected session on Saturday! Whooop! Hoping to meet again soon so might have a moist June too

Just no need to rub it in

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"I managed an awesome unexpected session on Saturday! Whooop! Hoping to meet again soon so might have a moist June too

Just no need to rub it in"

Making up for lost time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I’ve been to naughty Gran Canaria

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Coz jasmine flaked on me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. Coz jasmine flaked on me !

Now that’s not fair

J xx

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"I managed an awesome unexpected session on Saturday! Whooop! Hoping to meet again soon so might have a moist June too

Just no need to rub it in

Making up for lost time

In that case can’t fault you

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Still dry as the Sahara during a heatwave

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

With the menopause I thought I'd be dry but I got very wet in may.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Yep absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very dry

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I've had a dry 2022!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Seventh dry May in a row.

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By *safun2016Man
over a year ago

Harlow

There’s no way some of you ladies are not getting any?!?!?

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By *igDickDeliveryDriverMan
over a year ago

London

Been dry for a good couple of months now unfortunatly...

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

It’s Fab so 90% of the men on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *painxxxMan
over a year ago

newport

My life seems to be dry since gf went back to UK

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Finally broke my 2022 seal Shag, I definitely need more practise though

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By *pun84Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I have and welcome to my monthly check in thread to see who or who havent had sex

September 2021 have to say that I am now gona die if I don't get bk on the scene ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had a few partners this month ..

Would you like a few more

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Finally broke my 2022 seal Shag, I definitely need more practise though

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Hi, that sounds good to me and I hope that you will have a wet june as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking forward to a not dry June

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely dry.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *ewburylad86Man
over a year ago

Newbury

May was like a drought in the desert for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprisingly not for me this month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very poor May lol

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My May was a bit wet

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

As much as I love these threads, it’s just a reminder of how much fun I’m NOT having.

Has anyone got the worlds tiniest violin free???

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By *ools1964Man
over a year ago

Swadlincote

I'm having a dry sex 2022 so far ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah was dry as fuck but June has been good so far hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah was dry as fuck but June has been good so far hahaha

Glad to hear that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah was dry as fuck but June has been good so far hahaha

Glad to hear that x

Like busses…. Wait for ages then two come along at once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah was dry as fuck but June has been good so far hahaha

Glad to hear that x

Like busses…. Wait for ages then two come along at once lol

Definitely lol x sometimes 3 x

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By *itnakedladMan
over a year ago

London Bridge

Dry ship, captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was so dry, May 19th rubbed against the 20th and started a fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah was dry as fuck but June has been good so far hahaha

Glad to hear that x

Like busses…. Wait for ages then two come along at once lol

Definitely lol x sometimes 3 x

Only in my wildest dreams bahahah

Mind you had a good few in a club lol

Want one in my bed the most though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fairly dry since only played once in may when out cruising (meeting 8# guys), but yesterday at sleazy but fun club in comparison was a tsunami...

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I’m looking forward to a not dry June

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That sounds good to me, have fun

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Almost

Had sex one - in the first week. Then apart from some sticky fingers one night in town, it’s been dry from there on in.

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

Well, the DC in my name genuinely does stand for DryCock and I lived up to my name in May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s sex again?

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oddly enough I probably had more sex in May than the last ten years put together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May, April, March, Feb..... all the way back to... I cant remember how far!

You and me both, 2022 is a slow starter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was that dry a drout was declared

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Good ones everyone. I will do another thread at the end of this month to see who or not have had sex, so lets all come back then

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By *orny-chubbyMan
over a year ago

East London

May was good one for me

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