FabSwingers.com forum: I think I have my first

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Needy Ned in regards to dating.. swapped messages great...waited swapped numbers ok....let the texts commence 15 texts in 20 mins from him..saying how he could fall in love.. we are going to be together...I do worry about these folk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be at the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll start looking for hats then

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Now this made me smile

Check the locks

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Number blocked....

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Number blocked....

Hope you learnt your lesson

Buy a throw away Mobby

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Number blocked....

Hope you learnt your lesson

Buy a throw away Mobby "

lol i am going to...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Number blocked....

Hope you learnt your lesson

Buy a throw away Mobby

lol i am going to..."

Oh and send your proper Mobby number to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!

Will it be a spring wedding?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Number blocked....

Hope you learnt your lesson

Buy a throw away Mobby

lol i am going to...

Oh and send your proper Mobby number to me

er ill think about that one

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!

Will it be a spring wedding? "

thank god he don't know where i live...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Number blocked....

Hope you learnt your lesson

Buy a throw away Mobby

lol i am going to...

Oh and send your proper Mobby number to me

er ill think about that one

It ok I am sane got a certificate that proves it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can i be bridesmaid?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can i be bridesmaid?

lol he really freaked me out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You women are only after one thing.

Where has your love and compassion gone?

Its all sex sex sex with you, us men have feelings y'know

By the way, any chance of your number and a quick shag?

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

Its just as bad in here sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maid of honour offer here (why does that sound so wrong ?!?!?!?) lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Can i be bridesmaid?

lol he really freaked me out lol "

Have you spoken about children's names yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needy Ned in regards to dating.. swapped messages great...waited swapped numbers ok....let the texts commence 15 texts in 20 mins from him..saying how he could fall in love.. we are going to be together...I do worry about these folk lol"

Sorry Cheeky, I just got a litle bit carried away. Please forgive me - how could I not fall for a woman with cheeries and cream on ger boobs?

*Sob, whimper - Don't leave me Cheeky, we can make it work, I'll do anything.....

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"You women are only after one thing.

Where has your love and compassion gone?

Its all sex sex sex with you, us men have feelings y'know

By the way, any chance of your number and a quick shag?

You the queue

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

As Mother of the Bride, can I give you away?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its just as bad in here sometimes!"
noooooo really?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol sorry to disappoint but i ain't ever getting married again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well we could all get dressed up for a blessing???? how does that sound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You women are only after one thing.

Where has your love and compassion gone?

Its all sex sex sex with you, us men have feelings y'know

By the way, any chance of your number and a quick shag?

You the queue

Get in line, I think this could turn into a conga

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"well we could all get dressed up for a blessing???? how does that sound?

lol minxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on - do it!

Well - at least get all the pressies first and then jilt him at the altar!

Put a wardrobe down on the list!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im not even going there,iv been let down twicw with forum weddings now and enough is enough,my wardrobe is full of taffeta and my freezer full of wedding cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not even going there,iv been let down twicw with forum weddings now and enough is enough,my wardrobe is full of taffeta and my freezer full of wedding cake

mmmmmmmmmm

cake!

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

"I'll start looking for hats then

Big and beige perchance???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not even going there,iv been let down twicw with forum weddings now and enough is enough,my wardrobe is full of taffeta and my freezer full of wedding cake

mmmmmmmmmm

cake!

frozen cake though !!!! bit hard !!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"im not even going there,iv been let down twicw with forum weddings now and enough is enough,my wardrobe is full of taffeta and my freezer full of wedding cake

mmmmmmmmmm

cake!

frozen cake though !!!! bit hard !!

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depends how you defrost it

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Go on - do it!

Well - at least get all the pressies first and then jilt him at the altar!

Put a wardrobe down on the list!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You lot are funny

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You are a cruel bunch.

Unrequited love is a terribly sad thing.

One can only assume it is all the more intense when it happens over a period of minutes and a few texts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be bridesmaid?

I want to be page boy. Can just dee me dressed in A little sailors suit, white ballet pumps, carring a big red cushion with the rings on it.

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

I want to be page boy. Can just dee me dressed in A little sailors suit, white ballet pumps, carring a big red cushion with the rings on it.

Whatever cranks your handle sunshine, am sure you would go down a storm in the Village in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are funny

yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"can i be at the wedding"

As the official photographer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are funny

yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy

I don't think he's on here Minxie!

Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are funny

yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy

I don't think he's on here Minxie!

Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest!

bugger, and I was there ready to help in his hour of need (not sexually of course), trots off to find another victim .......... errmmm candidate for some minxy therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the shotgun in case he trys running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are funny

yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy

I don't think he's on here Minxie!

Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest!

bugger, and I was there ready to help in his hour of need (not sexually of course), trots off to find another victim .......... errmmm candidate for some minxy therapy

I'm sure you could take over J's texting duties for a while!

Ask her for his number - then pretend to be her and say "Oops - sorry. Dropped my phone down the loo whilst wanking furiously over your seductive texts and had to get a new number!!"

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a fascinator on order

not been to a wedding for a while..

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

He was simply telling you all the crap he THOUGHT you wanted to hear!

He probably on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the Kippers

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Shame i can't put on here the text he sent me lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll bring the shotgun in case he trys running

you are the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are funny

yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy

I don't think he's on here Minxie!

Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest!

bugger, and I was there ready to help in his hour of need (not sexually of course), trots off to find another victim .......... errmmm candidate for some minxy therapy

I'm sure you could take over J's texting duties for a while!

Ask her for his number - then pretend to be her and say "Oops - sorry. Dropped my phone down the loo whilst wanking furiously over your seductive texts and had to get a new number!!"

Simples!

the poor guy he would never be the same again ...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be at the wedding"

GREAT!!! I don't need to sell the Roller I bought for Kinky's wedding to 'Wordsworth'!!! Reeeezult!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come on the hen night

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oh those heady moments when someone on a dating site indicates their interest, lures you into thinking they are fine and you give them your number. I remember it well...

Here's the little paradox I have found. Most of the men on the dating sites appear to be looking for NSA sex. The ones that aren't appear to be the Needy Neds (or worse). Some of the men I have spoken to on here are looking for relationships on dating sites but would never approach me there because I swing, but are prolific on here.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh those heady moments when someone on a dating site indicates their interest, lures you into thinking they are fine and you give them your number. I remember it well...

lol nowt queer as folk

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!

Will it be a spring wedding?

thank god he don't know where i live...

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lol give the poor guy a chance

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!

Will it be a spring wedding?

thank god he don't know where i live...

lol give the poor guy a chance

Ermmm I think I am giving this one a miss....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!

Will it be a spring wedding?

thank god he don't know where i live...

lol give the poor guy a chance

Ermmm I think I am giving this one a miss....

But not a _isscheekychops?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!

Will it be a spring wedding?

thank god he don't know where i live...

lol give the poor guy a chance

Ermmm I think I am giving this one a miss....

But not a _isscheekychops?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you have a chocolate fountain at the evening do

And don't forget the marsh mellows mmmmm

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Will you have a chocolate fountain at the evening do

And don't forget the marsh mellows mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh those heady moments when someone on a dating site indicates their interest, lures you into thinking they are fine and you give them your number. I remember it well...

Your on a swingers site and they dont approach you because you swing ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

want me to give you away?

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