FabSwingers.com forum: What are some facts that are not fun

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

other

Boris Johnson is PM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson is PM. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese mites are a thing

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

In about 5 billion years, the Sun is due to turn into a red giant. The core of the star will shrink, but its outer layers will expand out to the orbit of Mars, engulfing our planet in the process. If it's even still there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing"

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

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By *partanMan
over a year ago

Shire

I'm just glad they can't talk, the things they have seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just glad they can't talk, the things they have seen

They’re probably in your arse hair so they have truly seen some horrors

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By *partanMan
over a year ago

Shire

"I'm just glad they can't talk, the things they have seen

They’re probably in your arse hair so they have truly seen some horrors

off to get the razor

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"In about 5 billion years, the Sun is due to turn into a red giant. The core of the star will shrink, but its outer layers will expand out to the orbit of Mars, engulfing our planet in the process. If it's even still there... "

And to expand on that, eventually the universe will reach maximum entropy known as “heat death of the universe” where all things will cease to exist. This is unavoidable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just glad they can't talk, the things they have seen

They’re probably in your arse hair so they have truly seen some horrors

off to get the razor"

Anal bleaching probably works better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put the date in the calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's not fun about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom cruise has made another film

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm"

My penis mites did not like that

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"And to expand on that, eventually the universe will reach maximum entropy known as “heat death of the universe” where all things will cease to exist. This is unavoidable. "

All things? I'm not sure there's a scientific consensus on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

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By *partanMan
over a year ago

Shire

"And to expand on that, eventually the universe will reach maximum entropy known as “heat death of the universe” where all things will cease to exist. This is unavoidable.

All things? I'm not sure there's a scientific consensus on that. "

More importantly, will there still be Freddos and how much will they cost

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Droopy?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

And to expand on that, eventually the universe will reach maximum entropy known as “heat death of the universe” where all things will cease to exist. This is unavoidable. "

We'll all be dead by then, so it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Droopy?"

The dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome."

Another reason to love the D

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By *partanMan
over a year ago

Shire

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Droopy?

The dog?

Droopy the dog has penis mites??? childhood ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panthers aren't their own breed of animal

They're either leopards or jaguars that have an excess amount of melanin

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I actually think this is fun because it proves that reincarnation is real - we were all stardust once and we will all be stardust again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the word worms has 5 letters in it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Can’t believe that for a minute!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

America's solution to too many guns in schools is...more guns in schools.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"America's solution to too many guns in schools is...more guns in schools."

depressing fact right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Can’t believe that for a minute!!! "

Hand on heart. It's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Droopy?

The dog?

Droopy the dog has penis mites??? childhood ruined

So did Yogi Bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Tell the about your vag mites. They’ll be itching for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching your foreskin in your zip really hurts and you know you’ve got to pull it down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catching your foreskin in your zip really hurts and you know you’ve got to pull it down again "

voice of experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Tell the about your vag mites. They’ll be itching for a meet

It's a mite made in heaven.

Euughhh I hate me on wine

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By *partanMan
over a year ago

Shire

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Droopy?

The dog?

Droopy the dog has penis mites??? childhood ruined

So did Yogi Bear."

Devastated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’ve caught it in my zip , I screamed like a big girl, especially getting it out again and it bleeds like hell

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Wind power is not green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Tell the about your vag mites. They’ll be itching for a meet

It's a mite made in heaven.

Euughhh I hate me on wine"

I like you on wine. You should drink it more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Tell the about your vag mites. They’ll be itching for a meet

It's a mite made in heaven.

Euughhh I hate me on wine

I like you on wine. You should drink it more."

I really shouldn't. It makes me nicer. That can never be a good thing???!

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Cheese mites are a thing"

Yeah true and if they were the same size as the average person they would easily win a cheese eating contest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Tell the about your vag mites. They’ll be itching for a meet

It's a mite made in heaven.

Euughhh I hate me on wine

I like you on wine. You should drink it more.

I really shouldn't. It makes me nicer. That can never be a good thing???!"

Switch to Stella and fight people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Tell the about your vag mites. They’ll be itching for a meet

It's a mite made in heaven.

Euughhh I hate me on wine

I like you on wine. You should drink it more.

I really shouldn't. It makes me nicer. That can never be a good thing???!

Switch to Stella and fight people."

That sounds like effort. I'll stick to been a tad nice. It won't last, I can live with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese mites are a thing

Demodex folliculorum are mites that live on your face so I wouldn’t be too worried about cheese mites

You’re really selling yourself

If they don’t like my mites they don’t deserve me

Mmmmmmmmmm

My penis mites did not like that

Penis mites.

Awesome.

Another reason to love the D

I can't get any!!!

Tell the about your vag mites. They’ll be itching for a meet

It's a mite made in heaven.

Euughhh I hate me on wine

I like you on wine. You should drink it more.

I really shouldn't. It makes me nicer. That can never be a good thing???!

Switch to Stella and fight people.

That sounds like effort. I'll stick to been a tad nice. It won't last, I can live with it."

Amazon will deliver you a box. No effort required

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If you have pubic lice and shave off your pubes the lice can stick around and look for hair elsewhere on the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And to expand on that, eventually the universe will reach maximum entropy known as “heat death of the universe” where all things will cease to exist. This is unavoidable.

All things? I'm not sure there's a scientific consensus on that.

More importantly, will there still be Freddos and how much will they cost

There will be Freddos, but they will be half the size they are now, and cost the mineral resources of a small asteroid each.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I actually think this is fun because it proves that reincarnation is real - we were all stardust once and we will all be stardust again. "

Actually no…. As previously explained eventually the universe will reach the point of maximum entropy known as “heat death of the universe” where all things will including time will cease to exist. This is an unavoidable event in the evolution and death of the universe…

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"If you have pubic lice and shave off your pubes the lice can stick around and look for hair elsewhere on the body."

You are supposed to sprinkle sugar on them, they eat it and it rots their teeth.

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