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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

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I'd report you for indecent exposure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I intend to report Mrs Rickshawed because she still hasn’t saved me any of her baked greatness.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

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Good.

I'd report you for indecent exposure!"

For looking clever.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

Got it?

Good.

I'd report you for indecent exposure!"

Surely it’s decent exposure

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

Got it?

Good.

For failing to offer some dates for that social you promised…. Arghhh time wasting single guys

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

Got it?

Good.

For failing to offer some dates for that social you promised…. Arghhh time wasting single guys

I’d report you for just looking too sexy.

I prefer plums to dates. Would you like to try my plums.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I intend to report Mrs Rickshawed because she still hasn’t saved me any of her baked greatness. "

But I only made jam tarts and extremely chocolatey biscuits yesterday. Surely nothing to get upset about

And I'll report you for your failure to create that unicorn penis picture I was promised

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I intend to report Mrs Rickshawed because she still hasn’t saved me any of her baked greatness.

But I only made jam tarts and extremely chocolatey biscuits yesterday. Surely nothing to get upset about

And I'll report you for your failure to create that unicorn penis picture I was promised

I’m reporting you because I heard it was three times at band camp.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm gonna report Fiddles for being really, really, really ridiculously good looking

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

Got it?

Good.

For failing to offer some dates for that social you promised…. Arghhh time wasting single guys

I’d report you for just looking too sexy.

I prefer plums to dates. Would you like to try my plums.

Depends how plump and juicy they are

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What are you going to report your fellow fabbers for.

Remember post your report in the thread, and it’s just for fun.

Please make it nice, make it funny, make it silly, make people smile.

And remember that an ‘in’ joke between people is ok as long as it’s not about others.

Got it?

Good.

For failing to offer some dates for that social you promised…. Arghhh time wasting single guys

I’d report you for just looking too sexy.

I prefer plums to dates. Would you like to try my plums.

Depends how plump and juicy they are

Perfectly ripe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll report myself for not actually completing a profile.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm gonna report Fiddles for being really, really, really ridiculously good looking

That’s you reported for making me very very hot under the collar.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll report myself for not actually completing a profile."

Heinous crime.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'd report myself for apparently being a horrible person.

I'd report Nora for being hilariously inappropriate/clumsy/dozy all in one.

I'd report Grumpy for actually being a moody sod most days but getting away with it as everyone thinks his lovely on here.

I'd report you Fiddles for always having your willy out or under a towel, you must own clothes.

Bound to be more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting fiddles and _ickshawed for the amount of urine sprayed everywhere on this thread

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd report myself for apparently being a horrible person.

I'd report Nora for being hilariously inappropriate/clumsy/dozy all in one.

I'd report Grumpy for actually being a moody sod most days but getting away with it as everyone thinks his lovely on here.

I'd report you Fiddles for always having your willy out or under a towel, you must own clothes.

Bound to be more

Can’t allow the first one I’m afraid.

As for you, I’m reporting you having dreamy eyes, making papering a wall somehow a smutty activity and did I mention boobs.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I'd report myself for apparently being a horrible person.

I'd report Nora for being hilariously inappropriate/clumsy/dozy all in one.

I'd report Grumpy for actually being a moody sod most days but getting away with it as everyone thinks his lovely on here.

I'd report you Fiddles for always having your willy out or under a towel, you must own clothes.

Bound to be more

Can’t allow the first one I’m afraid.

As for you, I’m reporting you having dreamy eyes, making papering a wall somehow a smutty activity and did I mention boobs.

I learnt the smut from the best people on fab

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd report myself for apparently being a horrible person.

I'd report Nora for being hilariously inappropriate/clumsy/dozy all in one.

I'd report Grumpy for actually being a moody sod most days but getting away with it as everyone thinks his lovely on here.

I'd report you Fiddles for always having your willy out or under a towel, you must own clothes.

Bound to be more

Hahahaha me a moody sod ??

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I'd report myself for apparently being a horrible person.

I'd report Nora for being hilariously inappropriate/clumsy/dozy all in one.

I'd report Grumpy for actually being a moody sod most days but getting away with it as everyone thinks his lovely on here.

I'd report you Fiddles for always having your willy out or under a towel, you must own clothes.

Bound to be more

Hahahaha me a moody sod ??

Yes you!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd like to report anyone in on the joke when I'm not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd report myself for apparently being a horrible person.

I'd report Nora for being hilariously inappropriate/clumsy/dozy all in one.

I'd report Grumpy for actually being a moody sod most days but getting away with it as everyone thinks his lovely on here.

I'd report you Fiddles for always having your willy out or under a towel, you must own clothes.

Bound to be more

Hahahaha me a moody sod ??

Yes you!! "

Ssshhh you'll ruin my rep

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m going to report everyone on this thread for flirting shamelessly without me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m going to report everyone on this thread for flirting shamelessly without me"

Awwww haha . Hello

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