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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok hear me out on this one…

How many dead bodies vs volume of water would it take for not to swim?

Reasoning = you have all swam in the sea at some point and there is dead bodies in there so you must have a ratio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What. The. Fuck?

Are you ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What. The. Fuck?

Are you ok?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This depends on the state of the bodies ..

Has there just been a plane crash ??

Because some bodies will be in several pieces being eaten by sharks so not safe no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This depends on the state of the bodies ..

Has there just been a plane crash ??

Because some bodies will be in several pieces being eaten by sharks so not safe no "

I hadn’t thought about sharks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t fancy swimming past a corpse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, as it has been calculated that Loch Ness alone could hold @15 times the World's population, I'm going with quite a few.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This depends on the state of the bodies ..

Has there just been a plane crash ??

Because some bodies will be in several pieces being eaten by sharks so not safe no

I hadn’t thought about sharks "

Don't ask Tom now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve ruined my living by the sea dream too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

75% of the worlds polulation.

If it gets over that I'm not swimming.

Mind you if it was over 50% I'd probably be out looting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, as it has been calculated that Loch Ness alone could hold @15 times the World's population, I'm going with quite a few."

That is a really interesting fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This depends on the state of the bodies ..

Has there just been a plane crash ??

Because some bodies will be in several pieces being eaten by sharks so not safe no

I hadn’t thought about sharks

Don't ask Tom now "

What’s going on here folks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve ruined my living by the sea dream too "

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"75% of the worlds polulation.

If it gets over that I'm not swimming.

Mind you if it was over 50% I'd probably be out looting. "

I like you’ve given it some thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also depending on how long they have been dead for, the body deteriorates much quicker in open water due to everything sharks included under the surface being hungry, will float for about twelve hours due to trapped air, according to what I watched on dexter two seasons ago, finally whilst it’s true everything must have a ratio, your questions asks more questions than any normal educated professional psychologist can sift through, I suggest staying indoors ….. for a long time and please do not watch any television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also depending on how long they have been dead for, the body deteriorates much quicker in open water due to everything sharks included under the surface being hungry, will float for about twelve hours due to trapped air, according to what I watched on dexter two seasons ago, finally whilst it’s true everything must have a ratio, your questions asks more questions than any normal educated professional psychologist can sift through, I suggest staying indoors ….. for a long time and please do not watch any television "

Sweet Jesus

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Bodies in the sea get consumed in their entirity by sea-dwelling organisms. There is nothing left. So if you are thinking there are bodies in the after something like the Titanic going down, then that is a misunderstanding. They have all gone.

Only recent bodies would be there and I can't imagine there being enough of those on a planet which has two thirds of its surface covered by water to make it factor in my choice to swim. Only if there were any near me would it make any difference, and a single body would probably be enough.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

It's nothing to a mountaineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forensically in a river or a lake the likelihood of you discovering a corpse is much higher than if you were in the sea; the sea is also vast, as opposed to a river or a lake that is situated in pretty much one area; although if you go downstream on the river to dump a body, it will find its way to the sea, and then it becomes a bit of trouble to find it. It might wash up on shore because of the bloating in the body; it depends on the water conditions, the animals, the weather, and the speed of the river.

The smell is going to be pretty bad as water makes bodies decompose faster; if you’re a frequent lake swimmer and you go to your favourite lake and all of a sudden you smell something putrid, you’re gonna wanna get out of there.

If you swim in lakes or rivers diatoms can enter your lungs which are microscopic little atoms from the water; these can stay in your system for years. So, if you are swimming in the river or lake with a dead body, it’s likely you’re going to get diatoms in your body that are mixed with the decomposing corpse.

Bodies dumped into the sea may be eaten, or they may become worse for wear due to saltwater. On the contrary, if you dump a body into a frozen lake, it’s going to freeze, stopping the decomposition process. When the lake eventually de-Ices, it’s going to take a while before it’s discovered as it needs to thaw.

In general terms though, I don’t swim in lakes or rivers or the sea, so I can’t say how many dead bodies it would take me before I stop swimming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the sea, I'm more worried about dead bodies in space. There's none as of yet, BUT just imagine if there were, and one gets pulled into a nearby planet's orbit, and the living material in the tissue evolved and thrived under the planet's environment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"75% of the worlds polulation.

If it gets over that I'm not swimming.

Mind you if it was over 50% I'd probably be out looting.

I like you’ve given it some thought "

Well, it's a not like they'll be home is it?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Are you taking into consideration burial at sea sites?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also depending on how long they have been dead for, the body deteriorates much quicker in open water due to everything sharks included under the surface being hungry, will float for about twelve hours due to trapped air, according to what I watched on dexter two seasons ago, finally whilst it’s true everything must have a ratio, your questions asks more questions than any normal educated professional psychologist can sift through, I suggest staying indoors ….. for a long time and please do not watch any television "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen this before...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bodies in the sea get consumed in their entirity by sea-dwelling organisms. There is nothing left. So if you are thinking there are bodies in the after something like the Titanic going down, then that is a misunderstanding. They have all gone.

Only recent bodies would be there and I can't imagine there being enough of those on a planet which has two thirds of its surface covered by water to make it factor in my choice to swim. Only if there were any near me would it make any difference, and a single body would probably be enough. "

You may have a point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's nothing to a mountaineer"

There’s a thought for another thread right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nothing to a mountaineer

There’s a thought for another thread right there "

They use them as signposts dont they?

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Considering there's more water than land mass, all of them? It'd be less crowded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Considering there's more water than land mass, all of them? It'd be less crowded."

But you would be swimming with them?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can see a dead body in the sea, I'm not swimming in it.

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr"

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things "

Things like what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you on tonight Marc?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"75% of the worlds polulation.

If it gets over that I'm not swimming.

Mind you if it was over 50% I'd probably be out looting. "

Hopefully you mean in the sea, because that in my local swimming pool would be horrific!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

If they are starting to get in the way of my swimming lengths or stinking the place up it's time they left lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"75% of the worlds polulation.

If it gets over that I'm not swimming.

Mind you if it was over 50% I'd probably be out looting.

Hopefully you mean in the sea, because that in my local swimming pool would be horrific! "

If they are all in the sea your local pool will be fine.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Considering there's more water than land mass, all of them? It'd be less crowded.

But you would be swimming with them?!"

You are currently walking and sitting in a smaller area with them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?"

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If the dead bodies are swimming they're zombies, so, none.

I'm not dinner for no zombie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the dead bodies are swimming they're zombies, so, none.

I'm not dinner for no zombie."

I ain’t ‘fraid of no zombie

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about "

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know...what things?

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...Because some bodies will be in several pieces being eaten by sharks"

Last 2 weeks I was in the Bahamas diving with large tiger sharks (no, not large, huge!), we were given the delightful information that if you die in a shipwreck, it's probably those tiger sharks that will eat you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"If the dead bodies are swimming they're zombies, so, none.

I'm not dinner for no zombie.

I ain’t ‘fraid of no zombie "

Great, you can swim ahead with a cut on your arm and distract them from eating me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cheery thread

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I thought this was a physics questions not an ethics and taste question.

I'm not really a sea person unless I'm on a boat so I'm ok with whatever dead body juice is floating about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a physics questions not an ethics and taste question.

I'm not really a sea person unless I'm on a boat so I'm ok with whatever dead body juice is floating about. "

"Dead body juice" seriously?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think we're talking vicinity and how likely it is you'll be near enough to a dead body in the sea to see it.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Whole bodies? Cos they don't body parts on our beach one time...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Whole bodies? Cos they don't body parts on our beach one time..."

*Found

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know...what things?"

Something mentioned earlier was mountaineering. Everest is famous for having persevered dead bodies on it. How many would there have to be for someone to feel uncomfortable not climbing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole bloody thing is full of whale, shark and fish shit, piss and spunk, and dead rotting carcasses of marine life so a bit of dead human doesn’t really matter does it?

Google “sea water under a microscope” and you’ll never enter the ocean again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a cheery thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know...what things?"

There are legal ratios for the amount of insect body parts in your bread is one example. Ratio of fart to air before you complain? How many people are killed by toasters before you consider them too hazardous to use?

Our whole lives are based on ratios of what is/isn't acceptable. Like the dead bodies in the sea the limit is usually so far past what we accept as ok that we are not even aware that these ratios exist but they're there. How many murders would there need to be in your town before you considered it too dangerous to leave home? How many women would need to die in childbirth before people start to decide never to have kids?

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you all

You’ve ruined my love of the sea

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know...what things?

Something mentioned earlier was mountaineering. Everest is famous for having persevered dead bodies on it. How many would there have to be for someone to feel uncomfortable not climbing it?

"

I'd probably feel more uncomfortable climbing it than not climbing it.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know...what things?

Something mentioned earlier was mountaineering. Everest is famous for having persevered dead bodies on it. How many would there have to be for someone to feel uncomfortable not climbing it?

"

Do you mean preserved bodies?

Are they visible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know...what things?

Something mentioned earlier was mountaineering. Everest is famous for having persevered dead bodies on it. How many would there have to be for someone to feel uncomfortable not climbing it?

Do you mean preserved bodies?

Are they visible?"

Some are at times

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

other

I can only assume you have asked this as you’re a considerate serial killer with a preference for disposing bodies in the sea, but also an advocate for fresh water swimming and it’s many health benefits…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can only assume you have asked this as you’re a considerate serial killer with a preference for disposing bodies in the sea, but also an advocate for fresh water swimming and it’s many health benefits… "

What a killer combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw this question the other day. Most of us wouldn't get into a swimming pool with a dead body in it yet we (nearly) all are happy to get in the sea. This logically means we all have a ratio of water to dead bodies that is a cut off above which we're happy to get in the water.

Having assisted recovering several bodies from various water features my personal ratio is fairly low

Mr

I found it a very interesting question that can be taken into many other things

Things like what?

You really don’t want to know. We have a tolerance ratio for so many things that we would never think about

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know...what things?

Something mentioned earlier was mountaineering. Everest is famous for having persevered dead bodies on it. How many would there have to be for someone to feel uncomfortable not climbing it?

Do you mean preserved bodies?

Are they visible?"

Yes, some are week known landmarks useful for navigation. Google "green boots"

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck you all

You’ve ruined my love of the sea"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Also depending on how long they have been dead for, the body deteriorates much quicker in open water due to everything sharks included under the surface being hungry, will float for about twelve hours due to trapped air, according to what I watched on dexter two seasons ago, finally whilst it’s true everything must have a ratio, your questions asks more questions than any normal educated professional psychologist can sift through, I suggest staying indoors ….. for a long time and please do not watch any television "

You're meant to puncture the lungs, stops body floating

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Is it a choice between swimming with dead bodies or swimming with floating shit, or is it a choice between swimming with dead bodies or just not going in the sea?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I just googled "green boots" and learnt so much stuff I had no idea about before. That is so interesting about Everest.

I accept there must be loads of bodies in the sea, but if I saw one I don't think I'd be choosing to swim anywhere near it

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I don’t fancy swimming past a corpse "

But all that fecal matter from the different animals is okay?

C

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By *igDMBMan
over a year ago

romford

I don’t know about bodies in the sea but, the ocean is a massive body of water.

The next thing I will hear will be the Dead Sea is dead because, of the amount of?

No not bodies but, salt

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By *igDMBMan
over a year ago

romford

What about all the plastic in the ocean?

It’s a wonder fish don’t come out the sea pre-wrapped?

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

1 body per 250,000m3 of water sounds about right to me.

That's 100 Olympic pools for scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead bodies in the sea don't tend to last very long, they're soon eaten. However, the ratio of dead bodies in fish poop? Now that's an entirely different matter.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

The blue whale ejaculates approximately 40 ish gallons of sperm only 10% is used the rest you swim in

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

If I go to a swimming pool and there’s a dead un in there, I’m not swimming. As for the ocean, if I don’t see it, I’m ok.

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