FabSwingers.com forum: What cake do you hate?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eccles cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit cake gets my knob in a knot. Its vile massive horrid raisin and sultanas

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

I literally only learned that courgette cake was a thing approximately 20 seconds ago. That one though, I hate it!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *emptressxxWoman
over a year ago

Local

No cake refused here... It is my downfall

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Hi op. I like carrot cake, never had courgette cake (is that even a thing?) but really dislike Christmas cake/fruit wedding cake etc. Any cake of that ilk does nothing for me - neither does anything really dry or so heavy it feels like a depth charge. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beetroot cake is vile but then no vegetable should be used to make a cake

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Coffee and walnut or red velvet are both a no from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store bought Victoria sponge

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Coconut cake here. Infact anything coconut can do one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger cake is vile and the cake with the squares in (I can’t remember what it’s called) is gross to

Any other cake I would gladly shove into my mouth

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Battenberg

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Coffee or coconut would not go down well with me!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

All of them. I wish I liked cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate… cake??? Those two words are incompatible…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit cake is a no no for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of them. I wish I liked cake

Now the secrets come out :p

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I will eat any cake though don't like the sound of the courgette cake mentioned earlier in the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas cake. I'll eat battenburk when I've taken the marzipan off.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Fruit in cakes yes vegetables no, reminds me of the carrot cake someone made for me was full of their cats hairs at least I thought it was hairs from the cat .

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Jaffa cake

Even though its either a cake or biscuit but because it has cake in it's name so for me it's cake and not for me

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I will eat any cake though don't like the sound of the courgette cake mentioned earlier in the thread."

It was quite the thing at work a few years ago. The courgette harvest did really well that year and no-one knew what to do with them, so they kept making cake and bringing it in. Definitely not for me

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Jaffa cake

Even though its either a cake or biscuit but because it has cake in it's name so for me it's cake and not for me

And that's our first smacked bottom of the thread

Though I can't stand Jaffa cakes either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not much of a cake fan. (I should stop saying this, maybe that’s why I don’t get fafs)

But there’s not one that I wouldn’t eat. But there are others that are better.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Christmas cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one thinking of suggesting Jaffa Cakes just to get the smacked bottom?

I like almonds but dislike almond flavoring so anything with that fake, sickly taste can go in the bin. Also not a fan of most fruit cakes.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Jaffa cake

Even though its either a cake or biscuit but because it has cake in it's name so for me it's cake and not for me

And that's our first smacked bottom of the thread

Though I can't stand Jaffa cakes either

I don't mind getting my bottom smacked to be fair I didn't read the whole opening missed that bit sorry op.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Jaffa cake!!!!

(Drops pants and bends over for a damn good spanking from Dee!)

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I literally only learned that courgette cake was a thing approximately 20 seconds ago. That one though, I hate it!"

I had an ex that made chocolate courgette cake. I insisted she just made up 3 random food words and put them together.

Not a fan of it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

This doesn’t compute

cake that you don’t like? I think I possibly like every cake

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Battenburg is the spawn of Satan.

So is coffee cake of any description.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Jaffa cake!!!!

(Drops pants and bends over for a damn good spanking from Dee!)

I warn you, I've got cold hands

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

My ex used to make chocolate courgette cake. She didn't tell me it had courgette in it until after I had some for the first time. It was delicious. You can't taste the courgette, but it makes the sponge nice and moist (ooh err, Mrs!).

Can't stand coconut in anything, so any cake with coconut in it would be avoided by me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee cake

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Jaffa cake!!!!

(Drops pants and bends over for a damn good spanking from Dee!)

I warn you, I've got cold hands

Ooh, even better!

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

I don't understand the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread is going to make Emily's blood boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake. It’s always too sweet, it’s never moist, it tastes like cheap chocolate and it is always sickly.

I will eat ANY other cake.

And biscuits.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Batenburg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with marzipan.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Not too keen on chocolate cake wouldn't say I hate it though

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't like any cake. Not sure why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with salted caramel or biscoff in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate or anything with fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with coconut.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I did not like that dig on the mighty battenburg. I love that.

I'd turn down a chocolate eclair.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Chocolate cake

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The stuff that gets trotted out here by the ' cake, anyone?' brigade whenever a thread gets a bit heated

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Don’t like coffee cake or anything that has butter cream on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted dick.

But enough about my STI. Sorry? What was the question again?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Dry cakes. Coffee cakes. Cakes with beetroot in them.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Black Forest fucking gateaux or anything else with loads of cream that tastes foul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to find one, haven't tried courgette cake though, but beetroot was lovely.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Urinal

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never met a cake I hated. Certainly some I like more than others..

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I love cake but carrot cake is a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urinal cakes.

Taste like piss.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Urinal cakes.

Taste like piss. "

I'd prefer to eat one of them than a coffee cake

But then I hate coffee too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urinal cakes.

Taste like piss. "

Tangy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battenberg, into the bin with you, you pink & yellow shit stick!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Coffee"

Yes coffee cake, with you on that.

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Jaffa cake jaffa cake...

Eagerly awaits the the aforementiomed bottom smacking.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong...."

Something against vegetables in a cake??? ... thoughts on aubergine and chocolate cake??

#allcakesmatter

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Christmas cake or anything made with mixed peel. Bleugh

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

I am not big on Red Velvet. I don't get it, and take comfort in my baking hero--the Smitten Kitchen woman--not getting it either.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong....

Something against vegetables in a cake??? ... thoughts on aubergine and chocolate cake??

#allcakesmatter

Everything is against vegetables in cakes. It's against the laws of nature #allrealcakesmatter

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Urinal cakes.

Taste like piss.

I'd prefer to eat one of them than a coffee cake

But then I hate coffee too. "

I'm not gonna kink shame...but you're wrong

My coffee cake is loverly

Although coffee itself is awful

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Jaffa cake jaffa cake...

Eagerly awaits the the aforementiomed bottom smacking."

Over my knee you go. I'm doing this for your own good you know

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Urinal cakes.

Taste like piss.

I'd prefer to eat one of them than a coffee cake

But then I hate coffee too.

I'm not gonna kink shame...but you're wrong

My coffee cake is loverly

Although coffee itself is awful

I like you, so I'd be willing to give it a try.

But I've never found one I like so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urinal cakes.

Taste like piss.

I'd prefer to eat one of them than a coffee cake

But then I hate coffee too.

I'm not gonna kink shame...but you're wrong

My coffee cake is loverly

Although coffee itself is awful

NMK. Not my kake.

Coffee and coffee cake is for grown ups.

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By *verage Guy90Man
over a year ago

Stockton On Tees

Fruit/Christmas cake. Never liked it.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There's an evident dislike for fruit cake and coffee cake. I quite like both

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Anything with marzipan or crushed nuts around the sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with nuts. I mean seriously? you get a perfectly decent bit of cake and you throw nuts at it...

There was a fad that meant everything has to have nuts.. never understood that..

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

I hate cake.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not a fan of cakes with lots of dedicated coconut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact you hate Carrot cake is a red flag to me. I’ve added a note to your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red velvet is just utterly shit and overrated

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

Marzipan ffs, what the actual f... is that about ???

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fruit cake

Red velvet

Anything with marzipan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit cake

Red velvet

Anything with marzipan "

I have never agreed with someone more than right here!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ginger and coffee cakes, no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you hate a cake? Dislike yes but hate?

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I hate no cake. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of fruit cake. Keep it far away from me

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Belly-cake

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I fear Hate is such a harsh word.

Fear leads to anger

Anger leads to hate

Hate leads to suffering

Suffering leads to the cake aisle at Asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, Jaffa cakes *bends over*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Battenburg, ginger, anything with cinnamon

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I can't really think of any cake that could be so vile that someone will actually hate it. I don't like all cakes equally but will give them all a good go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's an evident dislike for fruit cake and coffee cake. I quite like both

Me too ..Weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and walnut

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm not that fond of chocolate cake

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I don't eat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee cake

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I don't eat cake

That's why you've got such a fantastic figure, _carlet_woman_xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, I forgot about fruit cake. Couldn’t eat that if my life depended on it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Cake wouldn’t be my go to indulgent treat - I don’t like any of it unless it’s smothered in cream or buttercream. Dry cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

These are all fine cakes.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Anything smeared in buttercream, yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything marzipany

Coffee cake

Fruit cake with icing

Icing in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fear Hate is such a harsh word.

Fear leads to anger

Anger leads to hate

Hate leads to suffering

Suffering leads to the cake aisle at Asda.

Round of applause! This didn’t get the credit it deserved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cake that has vegetables in , just stop it ok.

Also not almond cake after my daughter said that cyanide tastes of almonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madera ....too dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is meringue classed as cake? If so that horrible stuff

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

My 2 favourites are coffee cake and Battenberg so many seem to dislike lot of strange folks out there lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

So far there are none mentioned that i can honestly say i deeply dislike.

But switching it around, i do like a cherry cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't eat cake

That's why you've got such a fantastic figure, _carlet_woman_xx

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Any kind of fruit cake. Keep it far away from me

Where do fruit scones fall then??

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Victoria sponge - another more pointless mouth of fluff I can't imagine

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Not a fan of shop cakes or any cake thats been made from a vegetable

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

Anything with Icing especially that hard icing on wedding cakes ect. I don't mind marzipan but icing makes me gag and not in a good way.

Anything dusted with icing sugar or even normal sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with fruit or nuts in or any other healthy crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee cake yuk!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Any cake that has vegetables in , just stop it ok.

Also not almond cake after my daughter said that cyanide tastes of almonds. "

Paranoia creeping in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit cake

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Fruit cake, carrot cake and anything with almond in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Affaj cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polite no thank you to cakes with any type of cream, raisins or marzipan.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Affaj cake

Sneaky. Do you not want a good spanking?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Chocolate cake of any sort

, I really hate that cloying mouth feel, it really is my food hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Affaj cake

Sneaky. Do you not want a good spanking?

Nope I'm a good boy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I had red velvet cake in chain coffee shop that has put me off for life.

All I could taste was the chemicals in the food colouring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any cakes that you would refuse? Not because you're on a health kick, but because they make you feel

I can't stand carrot cake, or courgette cake for that matter. The texture and flavour are just wrong. And battenburg should be binned. Just

And if anyone answers with Jaffa cake they will be getting a smacked bottom

Wet soggy cake

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Anything with coffee !

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Sorry, didn’t read the whole thread but anyone who makes or likes coffee cake needs to give their head a wobble..!

Coffee goes in a cup. That’s all.. NOT cake.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Coffee cake, carrot cake are two I can't stand.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Just Christmas cake really, all others are fair game as far as I can think! Too rich & way too dense for me. A more normal fruitcake I can manage OK, with plenty of sponge.

Cake is a real weak point here!

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