FabSwingers.com forum: Cake or Death ??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me? Cake!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cake, or death by chocolate cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs!!! To stop this wisdom tooth hurting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake, or death by chocolate cake.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Cake or death??? What that mean?????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Drugs!!! To stop this wisdom tooth hurting "
Have some Covonia! Hic!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a couple of stale Jaffa Cakes going spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake before I get bored to death watching USA election

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death if you ever tried ex wife cooking you would understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm cake

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By *izz37Couple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

I decorate cakes so cake all the way for me!!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

not got a sweet tooth .. the alternative to cake was wot ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, cake please...No more cake, you'll have to have death...

Love eddie

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Cake please, but it could be death as Mam's made me a whole gingerbread and I think I may have already OD'd and still got loads left. Anyone wanna save me from myself cos it's looking like breakfast, lunch n dinner

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Any cake left? If not I'll take death.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

No cake for me ta. As Andy Pipkin says "Don't like it"

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The way im feeling at the moment...

Death..

when im reincarnated can i come back as a cake... All of these lovely ladies devouring me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several cakes for me please. Variety is the spice of life and I am cake deprived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only had 3 pieces of cake, you'll have to have chicken

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple
over a year ago

Funville

Err, death please...No! Cake!! I meant cake!!

Favourite comedian EVER!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

cake,cake and more cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cake,cake and more cake

its the frozen or defrosting wedding cake !!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"cake,cake and more cake

its the frozen or defrosting wedding cake !!!!

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i have to get rid of it somewhere minxie,i need the freezer space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminds me of brasseye's cake

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"reminds me of brasseye's cake "
go on then,whats brasseyes cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"reminds me of brasseye's cake go on then,whats brasseyes cake"

Brasseye, controversial british TV show lol

google/youtube Brasseye cake

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

death with a cherry on

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Check out the Lego Star Wars version on you tube...

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By *umsuckMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Death....to anyone who tries to eat MY cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death....to anyone who tries to eat MY cake! "

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"I decorate cakes so cake all the way for me!!

as do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, cake, cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you get funeral cakes ????lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out the Lego Star Wars version on you tube...

I laughed so much when I first saw that!!! It's fantastic, like the badger with a gun

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Is cheese on toast an option instead. Don't eat cake and don't fancy death just yet...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It must have tangy piccalilli on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me Cake Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok. Now officially out of cake!

So it's death or death for any further posters.

But how you go is possibly open to negotiation!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok. Now officially out of cake!

So it's death or death for any further posters.

But how you go is possibly open to negotiation!

death by vodka and sexual act gone wrong...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok. Now officially out of cake!

So it's death or death for any further posters.

But how you go is possibly open to negotiation!

death by vodka and sexual act gone wrong...

Trust you! Ok - no problem! Any particular act?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok. Now officially out of cake!

So it's death or death for any further posters.

But how you go is possibly open to negotiation!

death by vodka and sexual act gone wrong...

Trust you! Ok - no problem! Any particular act?

Me sitting on your face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok. Now officially out of cake!

So it's death or death for any further posters.

But how you go is possibly open to negotiation!

death by vodka and sexual act gone wrong...

Trust you! Ok - no problem! Any particular act?

Me sitting on your face...

That won't work - it's meant to be death for you!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok. Now officially out of cake!

So it's death or death for any further posters.

But how you go is possibly open to negotiation!

death by vodka and sexual act gone wrong...

Trust you! Ok - no problem! Any particular act?

Me sitting on your face...

That won't work - it's meant to be death for you!!!

oh!!! doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake for me... Any fresh cream variety will suffice... I'm too easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake for me... Any fresh cream variety will suffice... I'm too easily pleased

Sorry - as per my earlier post - no cake left.

So you get death i'm afraid!

How do you want to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take death but only if you have a flag ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carb free cake.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No takers on the Jaffa Cake front then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's no more cake!

Only death - certain death!!!

Quick and painless, mildly chaffing or in total agony the choice is yours!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's no more cake!

Only death - certain death!!!

Quick and painless, mildly chaffing or in total agony the choice is yours!!! "

Can't you go and get the lemon and lime drizzle cake that Gentleman Ben made?

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