FabSwingers.com forum: What's something North does better than South

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good afternoon one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naff all

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Naff all

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only fun my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasties

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By *onzoDog74Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Hills

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Good afternoon one and all

Function without electricity according to Winston.

Nearly two years together and he still talks about the Midlands Asia its the North.

Lady Astor

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Good afternoon one and all

Function without electricity according to Winston.

Nearly two years together and he still talks about the Midlands as if its the North.

Lady Astor "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long daylight hours in Summer, short in Winter.

More reliable winter climbing conditions.

More hills/mountains

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Chips & gravy and how to make a proper full pie

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Pasties"

Those Cornish pasties??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naff all

only fun my friend.

It is

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Best bitter.

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Sheep

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Good afternoon one and all

Speyk

Football

Food

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Can we have definitions... What count as north? What counts as south?and Where's the border?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have definitions... What count as north? What counts as south?and Where's the border?"
in the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Fish and chips

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Whippets and flat caps.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll "

As they used to take the barm from the beer processing and use it to make the bread, hence barm cake.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Snow, don't get a lot down here

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

Is this a trick question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

In general? In England?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Beer

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

A northern accent lol

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Rugby league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More Southerners come to see The Lake District than we do your concrete carbuncle cities

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll "

Its not a barm, its a teacake.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Affordable housing

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Affordable housing "

Scrap that, affordable everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when is the Lake District the north ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we stop bashing my home …. Us southerners will get a complex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/05/22 13:40:47]

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Be secondclass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being friendly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll "

Hahahaha

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll

Its not a barm, its a teacake.

xx"

Or - in Yorkshire it’s a bread bun!

Definitely a barm cake though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More Southerners come to see The Lake District than we do your concrete carbuncle cities

How do the tourism figures for the Lakes compare with (for example) Cornwall, Exmoor, Isle of Wight etc?

The dark satanic mills of Northern England aren't so far from the concrete jungle of London ...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Swinging clubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll "

Yes yes yes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Since when is the Lake District the north ?"

It's North from here

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

Everything

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Good afternoon one and all

We definitely do house prices better!

I piss my southern friends off muchly when I tell ‘em that last spring I bought a newly renovated 3 bed terrace with 3 large bedrooms and a downstairs loo/upstairs bathroom for less than £120k.

That, my friends, is why northerners tend to smile more!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Be secondclass?"

Pardon?

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By *orMatureWomenAndCouplesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Women on the lash in miniskirts in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can give it but also we can take it lol

We can also get our vehicles up very snowy hills where the southerners canny lol

My pal did that while travelling to England, one wintery day.. apparently one road was closed, police at the bottom and at the top, lorries jackknifed at the bottom making a mess, police telling drivers to stop as the road is hazardous and vehicles not able to get up it….. and then there’s me pal

yes she saw the policeman waving his arms trying to get her attention to stop, she wasn’t about too, she had good speed and determination to get up the hill….. and got up it she did…. The police at the bottom had radioed the police at the top to say a van was on its way up… she made it up, the police at the top couldn’t believe it and said that no one had managed to get up it for two hours!, she just said, that’s because I’m Scottish and you’re not, then drove off.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Roast dinners and gravy

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Perhaps thecability to manage better with what we have but apparently its all levelling up soon if you believe all the promises. I look forward to the new trains busses, airports, businesses and other investments and infrastructure promised up north and then perhaps there will be no divide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravy

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Portions (read that how you wish)

Politeness

Views and countryside

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Can we have definitions... What count as north? What counts as south?and Where's the border?"

Anywhere past London

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By *appyjack7890Man
over a year ago

Brigg

Gravy on chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people are southerners to me

We true northerners brave the cold better

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

*cough cough.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*cough cough. "

Covid?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"*cough cough.

Covid?"

Ooh matron, watch where you're putting that thermometer.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stotties and peas pudding….

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

If you're talking about Wales the south does everything better

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By *exyPirateMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Moan about the north/south nonsense…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we have Dickensons in Tyneside towns…. If you know you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manners

I travel a lot and I can honestly say northerners a very polite, mad but polite

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

"Since when is the Lake District the north ?"

So where do you think the Lake District is?

(wherever you think it is, you're wrong, it's in the north)

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

Parkin.

You can't get it down south.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm northern and I'm proud of that lived all my life in north derbyshire but I do like the south s well Cornwall, devon,London, Plymouth, cambridge ect all amazing places and anything north of Nottingham is amazing the problem with the UK is that chunk in the middle luton, Milton Keynes, Peterborough all absaloute dumps got nothing going for them just endless shit holes they let the rest of the UK down.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We're a fairly small island, approx 847 miles long. Every area has its good stuff and it's bad stuff. There's enough strife in the world without pitting north v south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're a fairly small island, approx 847 miles long. Every area has its good stuff and it's bad stuff. There's enough strife in the world without pitting north v south

Or west V East

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We're a fairly small island, approx 847 miles long. Every area has its good stuff and it's bad stuff. There's enough strife in the world without pitting north v south

Or west V East "

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely everything.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

If you are in Scotland the Lake district is probably in the south. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moan about the north/south nonsense…"

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By *ewburylad86Man
over a year ago

Newbury

Being upbeat and amicable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft everything.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

complain surely

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hate the South

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Since when is the Lake District the north ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft everything."

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft everything.

Exactly."

OMG we agree!!

I'm making a note of this day.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Pies

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"Pfft everything.

Exactly."

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not wear coats when it's cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft everything.

Exactly.

OMG we agree!!

I'm making a note of this day. "

I’m more north that you. So I’m even better

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By *ri147Man
over a year ago

matlock

Reality and a flat cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft everything.

Exactly.

OMG we agree!!

I'm making a note of this day.

I’m more north that you. So I’m even better

You had to ruin it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft everything.

Exactly.

OMG we agree!!

I'm making a note of this day.

I’m more north that you. So I’m even better

You had to ruin it "

It’s what I do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Frying everything in batter.

Best cod I've seen was on an episode of Beard meets Food where he ate 3 huge pieces of it with chips, bread and sides.

I'm assuming Doncaster is North though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm going to say moan, whinge, complain

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Snow, don't get a lot down here

Which I'm very sad about, until I read how they're snowed in and have no power.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Have knowledge of places north of Watford Gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can give it but also we can take it lol

We can also get our vehicles up very snowy hills where the southerners canny lol

I find a decent set of winter tyres do a far better job of predicting ones ability to drive in snow than the location one was born in but hey, what would a soft southerner like me know

I once worked at a factory where only about 7 people turned up one morning due to snow. Two of them had driven over from Southern Germany, having left at 3am, in a rear wheel drive BMW, I'd done my usual 40 mile commute and the rest had walked a they were local. Wonderful things winter tyres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and sex. We're better at the sex.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh and sex. We're better at the sex. "

You'll be asked to prove it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We make better tea, stotties, sausage rolls, cars, footballers, we invented the Yorkshire pudding, we have gravy on everything. We’re just elite.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Appear higher up in an alphabetical list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and sex. We're better at the sex.

You'll be asked to prove it now "

I'm confident of my abilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living on an island .. everything is North

But wouldn’t change where I live for anything

You can keep north of the Isle of Wight anyday : )

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Friends

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Brave the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't northern kids deliver newspapers better and eat canny bags of Tudor crisps better

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Can we have definitions... What count as north? What counts as south?and Where's the border? in the middle. "

Stevenage is the border , is separates the south from the East Midlands

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have definitions... What count as north? What counts as south?and Where's the border? in the middle.

Stevenage is the border , is separates the south from the East Midlands

Anyone South of The Tyne is a southerner to me

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Steampunk - it's far better (& more popular) up North.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Scottish accents

Whisky

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Good afternoon one and all

Chips

Pies

Gravy.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll

Its not a barm, its a teacake.

xx"

No it's not its a breadcake

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Vimto was invented there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make up words.

I’ve lived here for for 8 months and I still don’t understand how they came to the noise ‘barm’ for a bread roll

Its not a barm, its a teacake.

No it's not its a breadcake

Your all been very stupid it's clearly a cob

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can we have definitions... What count as north? What counts as south?and Where's the border? in the middle.

Stevenage is the border , is separates the south from the East Midlands

Anyone South of The Tyne is a southerner to me

The Tyne, is that located somewhere around the equator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they seem to have bigger dicks up North

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