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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles "

How big do ya want em?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll hug u as long as my dart can hit ur ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em? "

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me "

ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll hug u as long as my dart can hit ur ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Fire away, get up on the jockey and the best of luck ..... Do i need my goggles ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll hug u as long as my dart can hit ur ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fire away, get up on the jockey and the best of luck ..... Do i need my goggles ???"

all the best darts players need beergoggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully"

Hmmm In that case can i tempt you to a Corona??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully

Hmmm In that case can i tempt you to a Corona?? "

why not! Lime wedges and tequila as well...fuck it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll hug u as long as my dart can hit ur ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fire away, get up on the jockey and the best of luck ..... Do i need my goggles ???

all the best darts players need beergoggles "

Jeeez that's why it took me took me twenty minutes to get my double...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully

Hmmm In that case can i tempt you to a Corona?? why not! Lime wedges and tequila as well...fuck it... "

Now your talking.... Errrr if they come with that worm thing can you eat mine please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully

Hmmm In that case can i tempt you to a Corona?? why not! Lime wedges and tequila as well...fuck it...

Now your talking.... Errrr if they come with that worm thing can you eat mine please "

I have none worm stuff if you prefer, but i like the worm one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully

Hmmm In that case can i tempt you to a Corona?? why not! Lime wedges and tequila as well...fuck it...

Now your talking.... Errrr if they come with that worm thing can you eat mine please I have none worm stuff if you prefer, but i like the worm one. "

Lets just go all out and try a bit of everything .... Variety mix

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully

Hmmm In that case can i tempt you to a Corona?? why not! Lime wedges and tequila as well...fuck it...

Now your talking.... Errrr if they come with that worm thing can you eat mine please I have none worm stuff if you prefer, but i like the worm one.

Lets just go all out and try a bit of everything .... Variety mix "

Il give up on reading up about the politics in the USA then as il get more confused.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had one to many, or two even. I know its a school night but I've had my darts match..

I don't usually bother coming home to an empty bed but tonight i could use some really big huggles How big do ya want em?

Ile take whatever size you want to throw at me ooooh i wouldnt throw, id place carefully

Hmmm In that case can i tempt you to a Corona?? why not! Lime wedges and tequila as well...fuck it...

Now your talking.... Errrr if they come with that worm thing can you eat mine please I have none worm stuff if you prefer, but i like the worm one.

Lets just go all out and try a bit of everything .... Variety mix Il give up on reading up about the politics in the USA then as il get more confused..... "

Ah i tried that .... Made my head ache a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just follow the US election thread!

Fabio knows what it's all about (well, the rules and all that !) - ill just keep chucking live stats at you!

You ladies just get trashed!!!

Have one for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Far to technical.... I understand the trashed bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of darts. I played in game against sum folk from a convent first dart treble 20 second single 20 final one hit wire killed mother superior. Announcer scored one nun dead and eighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Far to technical.... I understand the trashed bit though "

That's the important bit!!!

Don't worry - so far you're not missing much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Far to technical.... I understand the trashed bit though

That's the important bit!!!

Don't worry - so far you're not missing much! "

My thoughts exactly

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Covonia anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone? "

Always a good substitute when the Jaegermeister runs out!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Covonia anyone?

Always a good substitute when the Jaegermeister runs out!!! "

ive not tried it with red bull....got no red bull in thank god.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone? "

Yeah go on then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then "

purely for medicinal purposes mind..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone?

Always a good substitute when the Jaegermeister runs out!!! ive not tried it with red bull....got no red bull in thank god. "

If you did you'd be waking tomorrow saying ... Help me god!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind.. "

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull "

read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

HUGSSSSSSS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them "

Jeeez its been many years since I've been on my knees saying Hail Mary!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them

Jeeez its been many years since I've been on my knees saying Hail Mary! "

im saying nuffin....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them

Jeeez its been many years since I've been on my knees saying Hail Mary! im saying nuffin.... "

Yes .... some things are best left unsaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them

Jeeez its been many years since I've been on my knees saying Hail Mary! im saying nuffin....

Yes .... some things are best left unsaid "

Who's Mary?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them

Jeeez its been many years since I've been on my knees saying Hail Mary! im saying nuffin....

Yes .... some things are best left unsaid

Who's Mary? "

You really don't want to know ... trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them

Jeeez its been many years since I've been on my knees saying Hail Mary! im saying nuffin....

Yes .... some things are best left unsaid

Who's Mary?

You really don't want to know ... trust me "

Oh but I do!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Covonia anyone?

Yeah go on then purely for medicinal purposes mind..

Yes of course , i need something to counteract the redbull read you post above ya daft bugger, ive got some rosary beads if you want them

Jeeez its been many years since I've been on my knees saying Hail Mary! im saying nuffin....

Yes .... some things are best left unsaid

Who's Mary?

You really don't want to know ... trust me "

those three guys that are the same person is a doozie to explain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yup sure is

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has Bill Clinton won yet

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Has Bill Clinton won yet "
???????????

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My bad, meant Gerald Ford

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Gerald Ford??? You fancy a drink????

Your sarcasm is just vavavooommm

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have my moments

I'll take you up on that drink though

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I have my moments

I'll take you up on that drink though "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll hug u as long as my dart can hit ur ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fire away, get up on the jockey and the best of luck ..... Do i need my goggles ???"

Is he still playing? Thought the tubby scot packed in years ago

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