FabSwingers.com forum: I just can’t sleep

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve had a really busy week, did the stranger things binge watch last night - I should be sleeping by now.

But no!! No !!

Head massage please

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Rub your temples with lavender balm

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’ve had a really busy week, did the stranger things binge watch last night - I should be sleeping by now.

But no!! No !!

Head massage please"

There's three things that generally induce sleep.

Excess alcohol

A massive wank

Chloroform

Guess it depends what's closest to hand as to what's the best solution.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rub your temples with lavender balm "

I don’t have any ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had a really busy week, did the stranger things binge watch last night - I should be sleeping by now.

But no!! No !!

Head massage please

There's three things that generally induce sleep.

Excess alcohol

A massive wank

Chloroform

Guess it depends what's closest to hand as to what's the best solution.......

Massive wank it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I’ve had a really busy week, did the stranger things binge watch last night - I should be sleeping by now.

But no!! No !!

Head massage please

There's three things that generally induce sleep.

Excess alcohol

A massive wank

Chloroform

Guess it depends what's closest to hand as to what's the best solution.......

Massive wank it is then "

The added bonus being that's the cheapest option too.

Winner winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want me to tell you a story?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Rub your temples with lavender balm

I don’t have any ….

I have,

Small circles around your temples, breathe in for 4 hold for 2 and out for 4

It helps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't watch Buried.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)"

Useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had a really busy week, did the stranger things binge watch last night - I should be sleeping by now.

But no!! No !!

Head massage please

There's three things that generally induce sleep.

Excess alcohol

A massive wank

Chloroform

Guess it depends what's closest to hand as to what's the best solution.......

Massive wank it is then

The added bonus being that's the cheapest option too.

Winner winner!

Send me nudes for my bank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want me to tell you a story? "

Yes

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Don't watch Buried. "

Tbh that would actually send most people to sleep.

Faster than chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rub your temples with lavender balm

I don’t have any ….

I have,

Small circles around your temples, breathe in for 4 hold for 2 and out for 4

It helps x "

I may have to try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't watch Buried. "

That bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't watch Buried.

That bad?"

It's not good, even with my man being the only character.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't watch Buried.

That bad?

It's not good, even with my man being the only character.

That’s crap then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day"

Pretty sure there's a few witches on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day

Pretty sure there's a few witches on here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day"

No stranger things though! If I start on season 4 am I in for no sleep too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day

No stranger things though! If I start on season 4 am I in for no sleep too??"

I’d say, save it for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me I'm famous for boring folk to sleep.

I can do it by reciting my 25 facts about Tibetan terriers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good plan!

In the meantime I might have to heed the advice of those options above too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call me I'm famous for boring folk to sleep.

I can do it by reciting my 25 facts about Tibetan terriers "

That’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day"

I loved it. I watched every season x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call me I'm famous for boring folk to sleep.

I can do it by reciting my 25 facts about Tibetan terriers

That’ll do"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good plan!

In the meantime I might have to heed the advice of those options above too

Get Steve to read you a story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day

I loved it. I watched every season x"

Even with Rose McGowan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want me to tell you a story?

Yes

What’s your favourite? I have I love you to the moon and back? My daughter LOVES that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good plan!

In the meantime I might have to heed the advice of those options above too

Get Steve to read you a story"

There’s room for everyone! I have some great bedtime story books.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want me to tell you a story?

Yes

What’s your favourite? I have I love you to the moon and back? My daughter LOVES that one.

Yes yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good plan!

In the meantime I might have to heed the advice of those options above too

Get Steve to read you a story

There’s room for everyone! I have some great bedtime story books.

At this time of night is it story roulette??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good plan!

In the meantime I might have to heed the advice of those options above too

Get Steve to read you a story

There’s room for everyone! I have some great bedtime story books.

At this time of night is it story roulette??

Oh yes !!

Welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good plan!

In the meantime I might have to heed the advice of those options above too

Get Steve to read you a story

There’s room for everyone! I have some great bedtime story books.

At this time of night is it story roulette??

Oh yes !!

Welcome to the forums

once up on a time… there was a….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day

I loved it. I watched every season x

Even with Rose McGowan?"

Even with her in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good plan!

In the meantime I might have to heed the advice of those options above too

Get Steve to read you a story

There’s room for everyone! I have some great bedtime story books.

At this time of night is it story roulette??

Oh yes !!

Welcome to the forums

once up on a time… there was a….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the candles lit and I’ll warm my hands up…

(Oh and the teleport device!)

Useless

I know but everyone loves a trier! Add it to an IOU list (along with some bubbly!)

Charmed, I’m sure

Charmed? Another to add to the list of not what to watch…

That was good back in the day

I loved it. I watched every season x

Even with Rose McGowan?

Even with her in it

That’s commitment

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Want me to tell you a story?

Yes

What’s your favourite? I have I love you to the moon and back? My daughter LOVES that one.

Do you have the one with jigsaw pages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone suggested ASMR yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone suggested ASMR yet? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone suggested ASMR yet?

Nope

Oh then ASMR

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"I’ve had a really busy week, did the stranger things binge watch last night - I should be sleeping by now.

But no!! No !! "

binged watched series 1 and 2 just cant get into it.

so its on a pause at the moment probably just binge watch 3 might with 4.

just watching a mix of films so watching a supernatural horror at moment

i think you should watch one as well

then you will get a good nights sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone suggested ASMR yet?

Nope

Oh then ASMR

Cardi B doing ASMR.

or Gillian Anderson doing ASMR is good.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Have you had a wank yet? If you don't reply to this message I'll assume you're off having a sticky fingered sweet dream.

I can't sleep, too sexually charged but trying to distract myself.

Forums it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone suggested ASMR yet?

Nope

Oh then ASMR

Cardi B doing ASMR.

or Gillian Anderson doing ASMR is good. "

Cardi is weirdly INSANELY talented at ASMR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had a really busy week, did the stranger things binge watch last night - I should be sleeping by now.

But no!! No !!

Head massage please"

Don’t do what I did last night…. Light out at 5am…

got 4hrs sleep but it was a deep sleep

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If it's any consolation I'm really dr*nk after a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be summin in the air

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