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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You say stuff in unison

You cum in unison

You share food.

You get hit by mother nature unexpectedly and end up wearing your man's pants as you only have a thong.

What else???

The good the bad and the ugly please, list them!

Make it witty please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cup your beasty farts and make em smell it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You wake up on a day off panicking that your car's been nicked only to realise that someone's used your car because it has fuel in it and it seems their's doesn't because it's still parked outside after they've gone to work.........

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

You find random items of their clothing in your laundry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

You fit together so well that sharing a single bed is easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are two of you. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wake up on a day off panicking that your car's been nicked only to realise that someone's used your car because it has fuel in it and it seems their's doesn't because it's still parked outside after they've gone to work.........

Oh I like this! I may have to steal that idea

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