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"LiVARpool are losing. That should cheer you up " I don't care about football, but I'm glad other people are also miserable tonight | |||
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"Tequila nut to wine " Tequila Rose might be a good shout actually | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. " Oooooh what dis??? | |||
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"I was gonna say if its so bad avoid the wine" Get out. | |||
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"I think you’re beautiful. " I don't deserve your love | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? " It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. " Oh my god | |||
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"I'm miserable and I also have wine. " I like your style | |||
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course. Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off. Or hide. that's what I'd do. PW " Ugh it's just everything. You know? | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. Oh my god " Yassssssss. | |||
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"My missus has just left me, said I was into horse racing more than her. She’s out the door, at the gate, annnnnnd she’s off " | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. Oh my god Yassssssss. " Where??? | |||
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course. Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off. Or hide. that's what I'd do. PW Ugh it's just everything. You know? " Hope it's not one of those ones where everything you touch breaks or spills etc and every message is an eye rolling one and there's nothing on TV worth watching. They are pants! PW | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. Oh my god Yassssssss. Where??? " Wouod drop you a friendly Welsh message, from one Heathrow resident to another, your age range stops me pestering you though | |||
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"Sister Mary used to tell me some very rude and vulgar jokes. She was definitely a blue nun.... I'm here all week unfortunately " Funny af | |||
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course. Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off. Or hide. that's what I'd do. PW Ugh it's just everything. You know? Hope it's not one of those ones where everything you touch breaks or spills etc and every message is an eye rolling one and there's nothing on TV worth watching. They are pants! PW " It's an existential crisisey type one | |||
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course. Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off. Or hide. that's what I'd do. PW Ugh it's just everything. You know? Hope it's not one of those ones where everything you touch breaks or spills etc and every message is an eye rolling one and there's nothing on TV worth watching. They are pants! PW It's an existential crisisey type one" It will pass, they always do x | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. Oh my god Yassssssss. Where??? " Can get it from Majestic Wine stores. | |||
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"Regale me, please? Funny stories, animal videos, general fuckery... Or just tell me what kind of wine I should drown myself in " Why is it bad? | |||
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"I can send you a video of my cat of you like. " Does it purr when stroked ... | |||
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"I've got chocolate buttons they always cheer me up " Giant ones are great | |||
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"LiVARpool are losing. That should cheer you up " It’s cheered me up | |||
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"I can send you a video of my cat of you like. " Oh my god always | |||
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"I've got chocolate buttons they always cheer me up " Really? How do they hold your clothes together? (ba-dum tshh) | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. Oh my god Yassssssss. Where??? Can get it from Majestic Wine stores. " Ohh so not for tonight then | |||
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"I'm miserable and I also have wine. " With an arse like that? | |||
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"Regale me, please? Funny stories, animal videos, general fuckery... Or just tell me what kind of wine I should drown myself in Why is it bad? " Honestly I don't want to be one of those "things are shit, don't wanna talk about it" type people but if I go into it we'll be here all night... Just an amalgamation of things that by themselves wouldn't have been a huge deal but feeling all these things at the same time is getting pretty hard. | |||
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"Yes, i know your pain and feel the same, no alcohol for me would just make it all worse. " Tbh I don't know if I can even be bothered to get out of bed and go buy some | |||
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"https://youtu.be/y8rjdedEXkY Always cheers me up. X" This is actually making me laugh, thank you!! | |||
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"Shall I send you some of our wedding photos on telegram. " Yes yes yes please!! | |||
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"Dad joke I was told yesterday if it helps.... Who can drink a litre of petrol? Jerry can Not my dad joke! " It's a great dad joke nonetheless | |||
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"Sod the wine. Hit the hard stuff. I'd love to, but it is only 9.35am here " Yes you're right. I'm getting Krispy Kreme | |||
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"Sister Mary used to tell me some very rude and vulgar jokes. She was definitely a blue nun.... I'm here all week unfortunately " Lucky you the sisters just beat us | |||
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"Dad joke I was told yesterday if it helps.... Who can drink a litre of petrol? Jerry can Not my dad joke! It's a great dad joke nonetheless " I shall let him know... he literally walked into our office, said that and walked out... my teamie was confused.. "Did he JUST come in here to tell you a das joke?' Yep | |||
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"Shall I send you some of our wedding photos on telegram. Yes yes yes please!! " Sent. X | |||
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"Rum is the way to go " Mmmm I feel like I'll have a half empty bottle of rum hanging about for ages though | |||
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"Dad joke I was told yesterday if it helps.... Who can drink a litre of petrol? Jerry can Not my dad joke! It's a great dad joke nonetheless I shall let him know... he literally walked into our office, said that and walked out... my teamie was confused.. "Did he JUST come in here to tell you a das joke?' Yep " Amazing | |||
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"Sorry - logged off for a couple of hours. I thought you had a shag on the cards tonight? Did that go tits up? Commiserations if it did. Just have a massive lady wank instead and a relaxing soak in the bath with wine. A" Yeah he turned out to be a wanker | |||
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"Rum is the way to go Mmmm I feel like I'll have a half empty bottle of rum hanging about for ages though " You can ways make rum balls or trife with the rest, it's not like it goes off it lasts for ever. Put it in cake, coffee. Rum and rasin ice cream | |||
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"Sorry - logged off for a couple of hours. I thought you had a shag on the cards tonight? Did that go tits up? Commiserations if it did. Just have a massive lady wank instead and a relaxing soak in the bath with wine. A Yeah he turned out to be a wanker " Bugger. Better luck next time. A | |||
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"Have a Mega Pint of Pinot Noir." Omg please tell me you've ever seen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?? | |||
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"Asda extra special Gavi £8 a bottle, dry white. " My local Asda is shut now | |||
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"Rum is the way to go Mmmm I feel like I'll have a half empty bottle of rum hanging about for ages though You can ways make rum balls or trife with the rest, it's not like it goes off it lasts for ever. Put it in cake, coffee. Rum and rasin ice cream " Omg please this is all far too much effort | |||
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"Rum is the way to go Mmmm I feel like I'll have a half empty bottle of rum hanging about for ages though You can ways make rum balls or trife with the rest, it's not like it goes off it lasts for ever. Put it in cake, coffee. Rum and rasin ice cream Omg please this is all far too much effort " x | |||
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely " I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still | |||
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"Asda extra special Gavi £8 a bottle, dry white. My local Asda is shut now " Balls. It'll be open at 10am though | |||
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"This always cheers me up... https://youtu.be/B94q7gUu75k" Love this show!! Bob Mortimer on WILTY will always be my fave though, he's incredible | |||
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still" You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x | |||
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"Blue nun. Orange vicar? " Only if he's been on the sunbeds. | |||
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"Sorry to hear that. Hope the earlier thread wasn't a contributing factor. Joke for you “I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitler’s parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment ‘Under The Sea’ dance. It’s called ‘Back to the Fuhrer’!”" It wasn't, my life is enough of a mess to depress me outside of the forums! That joke did get a chuckle ngl | |||
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x" I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably | |||
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"LiVARpool are losing. That should cheer you up " Not very kind or patriotic....all things considered... | |||
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"OP, I got you, homie https://youtu.be/nZvMdMjAQSk" NO! DEVIL! SHOO!!! | |||
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"This always cheers me up... https://youtu.be/B94q7gUu75k Love this show!! Bob Mortimer on WILTY will always be my fave though, he's incredible" The egg in a bath by Chris Rea was a beauty. | |||
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably " Hope you sleep well. Night x | |||
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably Hope you sleep well. Night x" Thank you xx I'm actually having wine with a friend tomorrow anyway | |||
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"I think you should try pat your bum hole and rub your fanny at the same time " Even better if I had someone else do it for me | |||
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably Hope you sleep well. Night x Thank you xx I'm actually having wine with a friend tomorrow anyway " Even better x | |||
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"Regale me, please? Funny stories, animal videos, general fuckery... Or just tell me what kind of wine I should drown myself in " Nope | |||
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"Omg please tell me you've ever seen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?? " We're fans of the lead actress. | |||
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine. Oooooh what dis??? It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. " I may have to try this as Chardonnay is supposed to be buttery. C | |||
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"Desperados and desperados Don't like beer " Piñacolada | |||
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"Sorry to hear that. Hope the earlier thread wasn't a contributing factor. Joke for you “I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitler’s parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment ‘Under The Sea’ dance. It’s called ‘Back to the Fuhrer’!” It wasn't, my life is enough of a mess to depress me outside of the forums! That joke did get a chuckle ngl " Oh good | |||
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"LiVARpool are losing. That should cheer you up Not very kind or patriotic....all things considered... " How do you know that I'm English?? | |||
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"LiVARpool are losing. That should cheer you up Not very kind or patriotic....all things considered... " Also the Liverpool fans booed national anthem at FA cup final. | |||
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"LiVARpool are losing. That should cheer you up Not very kind or patriotic....all things considered... Also the Liverpool fans booed national anthem at FA cup final. " A fair selection of the city think Liverpoo is a country itself. C | |||
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