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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles? "I'd give you my last Rolo. | |||
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"What colour are the fruit pastilles, I only like the red and black ones..." They're my favourite too. Mostly green and orange left. But I may have a few wine gums as well  | |||
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"I prefer the jelly sweets  "It's nice to have something sweet and wobbly in your mouth | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
I'd give you my last Rolo. "Does it melt in the mouth and turn gooey? | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
I'd give you my last Rolo.
Does it melt in the mouth and turn gooey? "As long as you don't bite it (too hard..  ) | |||
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"Which Cieling? Bedroom? Also have you moved the furniture? " We move the furniture on a regular basis
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"Depends on the colour of the fruit pastilles." I shall have to invest in a blindfold and make you guess  | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
I'd give you my last Rolo.
Does it melt in the mouth and turn gooey?
As long as you don't bite it (too hard.. )"Biting's for amateurs. I like a gentle caress with my tongue, and suck | |||
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"Used to do the names handy man thing but never for a fruit pastile" There's a mini milk going as well | |||
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"Depends on the colour of the fruit pastilles. I shall have to invest in a blindfold and make you guess "Kinky  | |||
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"Well I am a cheap date so emmm take me to a hotel room and have your twos wicked way with me till check out time ha ha "Perfect | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
I'd give you my last Rolo.
Does it melt in the mouth and turn gooey?
As long as you don't bite it (too hard.. )
Biting's for amateurs. I like a gentle caress with my tongue, and suck"Carry on like that and I'll give you the whole pack! | |||
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"What colour are the fruit pastilles, I only like the red and black ones... They're my favourite too. Mostly green and orange left. But I may have a few wine gums as well "No surprise they're left to last. Also need to check on the mini milk: not working for a strawberry, but you can pass me the mower for a vanilla!  | |||
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"What colour are the fruit pastilles, I only like the red and black ones... They're my favourite too. Mostly green and orange left. But I may have a few wine gums as well
No surprise they're left to last.
Also need to check on the mini milk: not working for a strawberry, but you can pass me the mower for a vanilla!"I'm sure you can be accommodated | |||
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"Well I am a cheap date so emmm take me to a hotel room and have your twos wicked way with me till check out time ha ha
Perfect "Awesome I get my best lingerie on | |||
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"Fruit Pastilles are vegan now so I’ll do pretty much anything you want. " Excellent! Sociology study group time | |||
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"Fruit Pastilles are vegan now so I’ll do pretty much anything you want. Excellent! Sociology study group time "Let’s talk classical theories please  | |||
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"Which Cieling? Bedroom? Also have you moved the furniture? We move the furniture on a regular basis
Bedroom and bathroom, but start with the fun one first"Let’s start with rearranging your furniture first then | |||
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"Which Cieling? Bedroom? Also have you moved the furniture? We move the furniture on a regular basis
Bedroom and bathroom, but start with the fun one first
Let’s start with rearranging your furniture first then "Ok. You take charge and tell me where to put things | |||
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"I'd buy you some proper food " Like tinned hotdogs? | |||
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" and a lick of my mini milk? " I've never heard it called that before. Foof, vajayjay, muffin, love tunnel, minge, clunge and beaver..... ..but call it what you will. I'll offer 15 minutes of washing up or a light spot of dusting. A | |||
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"I'd buy you some proper food Like tinned hotdogs? "I was thinking more pot noodle but I guess we can do hot dogs. | |||
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"Which Cieling? Bedroom? Also have you moved the furniture? We move the furniture on a regular basis
Bedroom and bathroom, but start with the fun one first
Let’s start with rearranging your furniture first then
Ok. You take charge and tell me where to put things "Everything up against the wall!! | |||
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" and a lick of my mini milk? I've never heard it called that before. Foof, vajayjay, muffin, love tunnel, minge, clunge and beaver..... ..but call it what you will. I'll offer 15 minutes of washing up or a light spot of dusting. A" Ooooft. I'm just picturing you in your marigolds holding a feather duster. Kinky | |||
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"I'd buy you some proper food Like tinned hotdogs?
I was thinking more pot noodle but I guess we can do hot dogs. "I hear protein's good for you | |||
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"Times are hard....... "Just times? | |||
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" and a lick of my mini milk? I've never heard it called that before. Foof, vajayjay, muffin, love tunnel, minge, clunge and beaver..... ..but call it what you will. I'll offer 15 minutes of washing up or a light spot of dusting. A Ooooft. I'm just picturing you in your marigolds holding a feather duster. Kinky "They're pink with ostrich feather cuffs. Go lovely with my matching pinny. A | |||
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"Which Cieling? Bedroom? Also have you moved the furniture? We move the furniture on a regular basis
Bedroom and bathroom, but start with the fun one first
Let’s start with rearranging your furniture first then
Ok. You take charge and tell me where to put things
Everything up against the wall!! "You're going to have to help. I don't allow watchers | |||
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" and a lick of my mini milk? I've never heard it called that before. Foof, vajayjay, muffin, love tunnel, minge, clunge and beaver..... ..but call it what you will. I'll offer 15 minutes of washing up or a light spot of dusting. A Ooooft. I'm just picturing you in your marigolds holding a feather duster. Kinky
They're pink with ostrich feather cuffs.
Go lovely with my matching pinny.
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"Alas I have neither tight shorts or safety goggles, so I don't meet the criteria " I'm sure you could think of something more appropriate | |||
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"Alas I have neither tight shorts or safety goggles, so I don't meet the criteria I'm sure you could think of something more appropriate "Coveralls, boots, hat and gloves? | |||
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"Let you give me the rest of the fruit pastilles and mini milk before you took yourself off to sit in the corner" Nobody puts baby in the corner | |||
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"Alas I have neither tight shorts or safety goggles, so I don't meet the criteria I'm sure you could think of something more appropriate
Coveralls, boots, hat and gloves?"And I thought this was fab swingers, not fab health and safety gone mad  | |||
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They're all sweet and juicy, how can you only like one or two?! | |||
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"This thread has opened my eyes. Didn't realise so many people were fruit pastelle colour-ist
They're all sweet and juicy, how can you only like one or two?!"I like them all, but I have my favourites. Preferences are ok you know | |||
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"Would you dye for me? " No, I like my natural hair colour | |||
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"Could I have toast instead "You may indeed, but only because we finished the pink cocopops this morning | |||
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"Would you dye for me? No, I like my natural hair colour "Shame. I have a thing for redheads. I can give you the fruit pastilles back once I’ve gone to the toilet.  | |||
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"Alas I have neither tight shorts or safety goggles, so I don't meet the criteria I'm sure you could think of something more appropriate
Coveralls, boots, hat and gloves?
And I thought this was fab swingers, not fab health and safety gone mad "I'm not wearing safety specs | |||
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"Would you dye for me? No, I like my natural hair colour
Shame. I have a thing for redheads. I can give you the fruit pastilles back once I’ve gone to the toilet. "
Keep them, I'll have smarties instead | |||
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"Alas I have neither tight shorts or safety goggles, so I don't meet the criteria I'm sure you could think of something more appropriate
Coveralls, boots, hat and gloves?
And I thought this was fab swingers, not fab health and safety gone mad
I'm not wearing safety specs "You should be ok. I hope you packed your snorkel | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option? "I've got chicken kievs in the oven | |||
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"Alas I have neither tight shorts or safety goggles, so I don't meet the criteria I'm sure you could think of something more appropriate
Coveralls, boots, hat and gloves?
And I thought this was fab swingers, not fab health and safety gone mad
I'm not wearing safety specs
You should be ok. I hope you packed your snorkel "Am I cleaning out the hottub again? | |||
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"Could I have toast instead
You may indeed, but only because we finished the pink cocopops this morning "Phewwww we are all safe now | |||
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"Would you dye for me? No, I like my natural hair colour
Shame. I have a thing for redheads. I can give you the fruit pastilles back once I’ve gone to the toilet.
Keep them, I'll have smarties instead "Fair | |||
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"Alas I have neither tight shorts or safety goggles, so I don't meet the criteria I'm sure you could think of something more appropriate
Coveralls, boots, hat and gloves?
And I thought this was fab swingers, not fab health and safety gone mad
I'm not wearing safety specs
You should be ok. I hope you packed your snorkel
Am I cleaning out the hottub again?"You can delve anywhere it's moist and dirty | |||
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"Could I have toast instead
You may indeed, but only because we finished the pink cocopops this morning
Phewwww we are all safe now "Unicorn hoops are still available | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven "Ohhh you tease what's the side? | |||
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"Could I have toast instead
You may indeed, but only because we finished the pink cocopops this morning
Phewwww we are all safe now
Unicorn hoops are still available "Anything else | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven
Ohhh you tease what's the side? "Onion rings, broccoli and homemade chips | |||
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"Could I have toast instead
You may indeed, but only because we finished the pink cocopops this morning
Phewwww we are all safe now
Unicorn hoops are still available
Anything else "Just me. On a plate | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven
Ohhh you tease what's the side?
Onion rings, broccoli and homemade chips " OK I'm in!!! What needs my attention?? | |||
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"I'll be happy to be the gardener for some sweets. Top on or off is optional lol" What's your plastering and skimming skills like?... I have a sweet drawer | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles? "Being a professional decorator I'd paint your ceiling and leave your face like a painters radio.  | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles? "Can I just clarify, the fruit pastilles are your nipples and the mini milk is your vagina? | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven
Ohhh you tease what's the side?
Onion rings, broccoli and homemade chips
OK I'm in!!! What needs my attention?? "Mainly me But we do genuinely need to redecorate the bedroom. Any good at removing wallpaper? | |||
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"I'll be happy to be the gardener for some sweets. Top on or off is optional lol" Mmmmm. Deal. I'll just be sat over here on the sun lounger sipping my mocktail and supervising | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
Being a professional decorator I'd paint your ceiling and leave your face like a painters radio. "I can imagine you'd leave behind quite some splatter marks | |||
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"Let you give me the rest of the fruit pastilles and mini milk before you took yourself off to sit in the corner Nobody puts baby in the corner " Good job I’m not a “nobody” then | |||
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"Stranger Danger.. Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn." Come along fabbers. Here we are lovelies, come get your lollipops, lollipops, come along my little ones. They're all free today, cherry pie, cream puffs, ice cream, treacle tart | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven
Ohhh you tease what's the side?
Onion rings, broccoli and homemade chips
OK I'm in!!! What needs my attention??
Mainly me But we do genuinely need to redecorate the bedroom. Any good at removing wallpaper? "I'm great at stripping! | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
Can I just clarify, the fruit pastilles are your nipples and the mini milk is your vagina? "For you they could be | |||
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"Let you give me the rest of the fruit pastilles and mini milk before you took yourself off to sit in the corner Nobody puts baby in the corner Good job I’m not a “nobody” then "You're somebody alright | |||
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"What colour are the fruit pastilles, I only like the red and black ones... They're my favourite too. Mostly green and orange left. But I may have a few wine gums as well "Love the orange ones I’d hoover or cut grass for it | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven
Ohhh you tease what's the side?
Onion rings, broccoli and homemade chips
OK I'm in!!! What needs my attention??
Mainly me But we do genuinely need to redecorate the bedroom. Any good at removing wallpaper?
I'm great at stripping!"I'll mark you out of ten | |||
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"What colour are the fruit pastilles, I only like the red and black ones... They're my favourite too. Mostly green and orange left. But I may have a few wine gums as well
Love the orange ones I’d hoover or cut grass for it "I did the grass myself yesterday, but shall bear that in mind | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles? "I’d do pretty much anything for pastilles and milk | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
I’d do pretty much anything for pastilles and milk "Good to know | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles? "Good to see people taking safety seriously | |||
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"If I offered you half a pack of fruit pastilles and a lick of my mini milk? Anyone fancy cutting my lawn wearing just your tight shorts? Or painting my ceiling in nothing but safety goggles?
Good to see people taking safety seriously "Well of course. No-one wants a bit of splatter in their eye | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven
Ohhh you tease what's the side?
Onion rings, broccoli and homemade chips
OK I'm in!!! What needs my attention??
Mainly me But we do genuinely need to redecorate the bedroom. Any good at removing wallpaper?
I'm great at stripping!
I'll mark you out of ten "Ok looking forward to it... | |||
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"Not sure but is there a savory option?
I've got chicken kievs in the oven
Ohhh you tease what's the side?
Onion rings, broccoli and homemade chips
OK I'm in!!! What needs my attention??
Mainly me But we do genuinely need to redecorate the bedroom. Any good at removing wallpaper?
I'm great at stripping!
I'll mark you out of ten
Ok looking forward to it..."I might even go all the way up to 11! | |||
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