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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?

What stupid question do you want to ask?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do spiders have willies?

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Can cum really be used as hairgel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're in a rush why are your pants always inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people ask which came first?

Chickens have genitals, eggs don’t so isn’t it obvious?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do spiders have willies?"

Another excellent question, but they rub them on your face when you’re asleep, so they most have.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do spiders have willies?"

Yes.

And they rub them in your face whilst you sleep........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do spiders have willies?

Yes.

And they rub them in your face whilst you sleep........

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is a cobweb made from spider spunk ?

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By *enfold75Man
over a year ago

hemel hempstead

A fire engine is just basically a water truck

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

When the male orb-web spider has its first, and sometimes last, sexual encounter it has a trick up its sleeve: detachable genitalia which keep pumping even after their owner's moved on....

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Is this really a productive way to spend the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this really a productive way to spend the day"

Yes

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If you spill floor cleaner what do you use to clean it up ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this really a productive way to spend the day"

I suppose I could go and get a magnifying glass and find out

Where did I put those tweezers

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Why the tweezers ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Do spiders have willies?

Another excellent question, but they rub them on your face when you’re asleep, so they most have. "

Are you sure it's only spiders doing that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have asked this before… but…

What happens if you strap toast butter side up onto the back of a cat, and drop the whole ensemble?

I’d like to point out that no cats have been harmed in the making of this post.

Schroedinger references welcome

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

If you leave me now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a cobweb made from spider spunk ? "

So when I brush these away with my hand I'm left covered in spider spunk?

That's unsettling.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"I have asked this before… but…

What happens if you strap toast butter side up onto the back of a cat, and drop the whole ensemble?

I’d like to point out that no cats have been harmed in the making of this post.

Schroedinger references welcome

"
how will we ever know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you spill floor cleaner what do you use to clean it up ? "

Throw dirt on it to cancel it out perhaps?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

At what angle does your lap simply become your legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the spider talk has me wondering what a wank would be like with eight appendages

Now I’m just dreaming about 4 guys

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you spill floor cleaner what do you use to clean it up ? "

A cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name really hippy?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The people who handcook crisps...how hot are their hands? How do they go about the rest of the day? Do they have to wear welding gloves inside out the rest of the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did dinosaurs do doggy style or missionary?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

If Harry Potter could do magic and mend his glasses, why didn't he do magic and fix his eyesight?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire engine as 14 to 18 hundred litre of water, and a crap load of kit, cutting gear, dry suits for water rescue, chemical suits hazmat rescue, rope rescue gear, massive first aid kit with oxygen and defibrillator, radiation equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe... i would say ill have a look but i dont have a washing line

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?)

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

If you had to stop brushing your teeth for a week or wiping your bum for a week, which would you do?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Is a bowl of cereal just milk soup?

Lady Astor

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?) "

As a side note on my “wanderings” through the “web” I discovered that a bite from the Brazilian Wandering Spider can cause a priapism and has been used to treat erectile dysfunction in human males

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?) "

Mind blown!

Do girl spiders suck their mens toes or are they giving them a bj

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Two things spider related…

Do they urinate?

& as there are no cobs, in a web can we just call it a spiderweb instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)"

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a bowl of cereal just milk soup?

Lady Astor "

If its weetabix, yes

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Do spiders have willies?

Another excellent question, but they rub them on your face when you’re asleep, so they most have. "

No that would just be the bloke sleeping next to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we have Adam’s apples because Adam ate the apple, will descendants of the people of fab have an Adam’s cock in their throat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode. "

If these are the conversations that people are having, I’m clearly having the wrong type of conversations

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?

What stupid question do you want to ask? "

Are you a virgin

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?

What stupid question do you want to ask? "

No that’s the bloke next door

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Is San Andreas really at fault?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.

If these are the conversations that people are having, I’m clearly having the wrong type of conversations "

It was an actual conversation I had yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode. "

It was a third story window so your theory might still work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.

It was a third story window so your theory might still work."

Ah, so it was the landing gear in that instance that failed.

Over a fence would probably work??

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.

It was a third story window so your theory might still work.

Ah, so it was the landing gear in that instance that failed.

Over a fence would probably work??"

What is "frog jump mode"?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?)

Mind blown!

Do girl spiders suck their mens toes or are they giving them a bj

Don't think male spiders will be complaining either way

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Do married nomad men refer to their wives as “her indoors” or “her inflaps”?

#askingforafriendfromthe1950s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a previous conversation with someone.

If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?

(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)

At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog

Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.

It was a third story window so your theory might still work.

Ah, so it was the landing gear in that instance that failed.

Over a fence would probably work??"

Only one way to find out.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?)

Mind blown!

Do girl spiders suck their mens toes or are they giving them a bj

Don't think male spiders will be complaining either way

Don't the girl spiders eat the boy spiders post coitus?

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"The people who handcook crisps...how hot are their hands? How do they go about the rest of the day? Do they have to wear welding gloves inside out the rest of the time?"

And what is supposedly so good about hand-cooked crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to rub my Willy on your knickers

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"When you're in a rush why are your pants always inside out "
I did that recently while attending a motorsport event. And as I was a guest of someone in a team.. I didn't dare turn them around the right way... they won the race

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

"When the male orb-web spider has its first, and sometimes last, sexual encounter it has a trick up its sleeve: detachable genitalia which keep pumping even after their owner's moved on....

Some species of octopus the male detaches his penis and throws it at the female...I'm so glad I'm not an octopus

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?

What stupid question do you want to ask? "

They only rub them on your face when sleeping

I want to know if I drink from a fountain of youth will my willy get smaller?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When the male orb-web spider has its first, and sometimes last, sexual encounter it has a trick up its sleeve: detachable genitalia which keep pumping even after their owner's moved on....

Some species of octopus the male detaches his penis and throws it at the female...I'm so glad I'm not an octopus

I hope he's got good aim. You'd be properly gutted to miss, and see your cock floating off to be swallowed by a shark eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?

What stupid question do you want to ask?

They only rub them on your face when sleeping

I want to know if I drink from a fountain of youth will my willy get smaller? "

I think you might notice when you’re awake ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If an insect flies into your mouth, is that because they have a vore fetish?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?

What stupid question do you want to ask?

They only rub them on your face when sleeping

I want to know if I drink from a fountain of youth will my willy get smaller?

I think you might notice when you’re awake ….

I don't want to be awake when they do it

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