FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A bit of early Saturday fun…

Reminder of the rules, shamelessly stolen from a previous NSP thread but she won’t mind, she owes me lunch anyway.

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is early. But I’m in. Thanks op.

*writing paper notes to pass to a mate….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half asleep perv. The best kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a youth disco night

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

This is cosy

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"This is cosy

Isn’t it just!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to play by the rules and post accordingly, then realised that I’d love to be sandwiched between the first 2 posters on here and everything else went a bit sideways

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Half asleep perv. The best kind.

It’s one of the fun things to do half asleep

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

We’ve got one!

A very sexy friend said

Can you tell MRMrsJAE that I’d love to slide in between them this morning

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m in

happy to play postie of course

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Seems like a good way to start the day, happy to postie as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"We’ve got one!

A very sexy friend said

Can you tell MRMrsJAE that I’d love to slide in between them this morning "

Whoop

there’s room for more now Mr has left for work !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well how would that work

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very handsome and forthright friend said;

Let Just Another Girl know that I want to wear her like a hat.

Definitely worth considering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very handsome and forthright friend said;

Let Just Another Girl know that I want to wear her like a hat.

Definitely worth considering! "

I'm getting Hannibal Lecter vibes.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

This just landed in my box

Please could you tell Just another girl

Ooooffftt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea monkey. I dropped the note someone passed to me but I remember what it said.

-My wife can’t help looking at your pictures you have, she really appreciates them.

Something like that! But I can’t remember who it was from! Sorry, that bit of the note had chewing gum on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very handsome and forthright friend said;

Let Just Another Girl know that I want to wear her like a hat.

Definitely worth considering!

I'm getting Hannibal Lecter vibes."

I’m getting kids on each others shoulders wearing a trench coat and sneaking into a cinema to see an 18 film vibes.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A very handsome and forthright friend said;

Let Just Another Girl know that I want to wear her like a hat.

Definitely worth considering!

I'm getting Hannibal Lecter vibes."

I think that’s ‘I want to make her into a hat’

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Tea monkey. I dropped the note someone passed to me but I remember what it said.

-My wife can’t help looking at your pictures you have, she really appreciates them.

Something like that! But I can’t remember who it was from! Sorry, that bit of the note had chewing gum on it. "

It’s nice to be appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could you tell RosiePumpkin that she has some fantastic pictures! We would like her to make an appearance in a few of ours!!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend just passed me a note saying

Can you tell Russel Sprout that his pictures do things to me, I want him to do more things with me.

Well! That’s an offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A forum funny guy and all round top bloke passed this message on:

MrsJAE, I can’t imagine kissing anything and turning it into a princess, but if you kissed me I would feel like a king!…

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

I’ll join in

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Morning... We're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please could you tell RosiePumpkin that she has some fantastic pictures! We would like her to make an appearance in a few of ours!!"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I like it, memories of school days long gone

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"A forum funny guy and all round top bloke passed this message on:

MrsJAE, I can’t imagine kissing anything and turning it into a princess, but if you kissed me I would feel like a king!…"

Did my husband send that

Thank you x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A smouldering lady asked me to pass this message on;

Please can you let MRSJAE know that she looks sexy as hell in her pictures.

Shame you're not bi

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Half asleep but we're in

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Good morning! I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Was going to play by the rules and post accordingly, then realised that I’d love to be sandwiched between the first 2 posters on here and everything else went a bit sideways

I think that Woody might have missed this. I’ll give him a nudge and get him on his way

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I like this game! In please

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A delectably tasty lady asked me to pass on;

Could you tell Mr NE that although we don’t always see eye to eye, his forum posts usually crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to play by the rules and post accordingly, then realised that I’d love to be sandwiched between the first 2 posters on here and everything else went a bit sideways

I did miss this.

Does that mean we get to eat you?

*a little too filthy for this time of the morning maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like fun..so in..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My goodness you're up early OP.

So who wants to get up me this early?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just another girl!!

This hunky guy asked me to pass this on….

Could you please tell Just Another Girl that I'd love sleepy cuddles with her, whilst we have a perve together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to play by the rules and post accordingly, then realised that I’d love to be sandwiched between the first 2 posters on here and everything else went a bit sideways

I did miss this.

Does that mean we get to eat you?

*a little too filthy for this time of the morning maybe?

For breakfast, lunch & tea

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A very sexy friend just passed me a note saying

Can you tell Russel Sprout that his pictures do things to me, I want him to do more things with me.

Well! That’s an offer! "

That is an offer! I’m sure we can arrange something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’m in please

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"A smouldering lady asked me to pass this message on;

Please can you let MRSJAE know that she looks sexy as hell in her pictures.

Shame you're not bi

Oh! Wow! Thanks, compliment accepted x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very erudite and handsome friend asked me to pass on,

Could you please let Theblondenextdoor know that I would be more than happy to have her as a neighbour

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy and somewhat hungry friend just said;

Hey can you tell cockasaurus I want to chomp on his toblerone

You’d best get another from duty free!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My goodness you're up early OP.

So who wants to get up me this early?

I’m definitely an early riser

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Love these little secret (ish) threads… happy Saturday all, I’m in..

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"My goodness you're up early OP.

So who wants to get up me this early?

Doesn't have to be this early. Anytime would be fine by me

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"A very sexy and somewhat hungry friend just said;

Hey can you tell cockasaurus I want to chomp on his toblerone

You’d best get another from duty free! "

It's ok. I've always got a big one standing by just in case.

Just wish they would PM me so we can arrange a delivery

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Ooh.. we’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve and filth

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Filters off, rare for us

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"A very erudite and handsome friend asked me to pass on,

Could you please let Theblondenextdoor know that I would be more than happy to have her as a neighbour

Thank you..

I can't be everyone's neighbour

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A message from a sexy friend;

For Becky and Just

I’d love to be in the middle of a _ecky and just sandwich.

They seem to echo my sentiments too!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Morning Tea! We'll play!

Cherry x

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Sounds fun! We’re in!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy lady just asked me to pass on;

Could you tell Mr from Intrigued32 that I'd happily take off those pants with my teeth.

Well… there’s a mental image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up and awake early, might aswell make the most of it

I'm in

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A very sexy lady just asked me to pass on;

Could you tell Mr from Intrigued32 that I'd happily take off those pants with my teeth.

Well… there’s a mental image"

they are pretty tight!!

I think you might struggle!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve just received this missive from a very delectable lady;

Could you please tell SKLogan…

He’s added to the list of guys from the North West that are making me seriously think about relocating!

And that he can ride me at lunchtime

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A very sexy lady just asked me to pass on;

Could you tell Mr from Intrigued32 that I'd happily take off those pants with my teeth.

Well… there’s a mental image

they are pretty tight!!

I think you might struggle!

D."

Perhaps that’s the point…

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A very sexy lady just asked me to pass on;

Could you tell Mr from Intrigued32 that I'd happily take off those pants with my teeth.

Well… there’s a mental image

they are pretty tight!!

I think you might struggle!

Perhaps that’s the point… "

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Just in from a splendid gentleman

Can you please tell Lagertha73 that they’ve been on my hotlist for a very long time, I’ve fabbed all of their pictures and I’d like a more personal viewing please?

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

This is fun, I’m in

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Sounds like fun, I'm in!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

In for a bit

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Another message for Woody;

Could you please tell Woody B that I look forward to getting that cream to spurt out of his pants one day and licking it up

I’m not sure if they’re talking about the can or not…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another message from a handsome anonymous forumite:

Blondenextdoor- I see your pictures and would love to to just bust in and remove your hinges

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

My sexy friend just passed me a sticky note that says:

Can you please pass on to Just another Girl that I know she’s not meeting but I’m patient.

When she’s ready I want to disappear with her for days...

Yeah.... I would

Cherry x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve just received this note from an erstwhile chap,

Please can you anonymously tell Naomilatte

I’m to old and you’re out of my league but wow you’re stunning

Thank you

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Up and awake early, might aswell make the most of it

I'm in "

I just got a message from a good mate of ours for you!

Let Miss Giggles know that I’m still waiting for that cuppa! These jelly babies have somehow got eaten and I’m waiting for her kiss!

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Just in from a splendid gentleman

Can you please tell Lagertha73 that they’ve been on my hotlist for a very long time, I’ve fabbed all of their pictures and I’d like a more personal viewing please?

Thanks for the fabs! You'll have to say hello and suggest what you'd like to view!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexy friend just passed me a sticky note that says:

Can you please pass on to Just another Girl that I know she’s not meeting but I’m patient.

When she’s ready I want to disappear with her for days...

Yeah.... I would

Cherry x"

Days?? That's sounds a long time.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"A message from a sexy friend;

For Becky and Just

I’d love to be in the middle of a _ecky and just sandwich.

They seem to echo my sentiments too! "

Oh really..?

We like a lot of filling in our sandwich.. preferably meat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another message for Woody;

Could you please tell Woody B that I look forward to getting that cream to spurt out of his pants one day and licking it up

I’m not sure if they’re talking about the can or not… "

Oh my. I don’t care, I like a woman who wants my cream for one whole day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please

Anyone? With a pulse please?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Me please

Anyone? With a pulse please? "

You know you're desired

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Another message from a handsome anonymous forumite:

Blondenextdoor- I see your pictures and would love to to just bust in and remove your hinges "

Be gentle please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up and awake early, might aswell make the most of it

I'm in

I just got a message from a good mate of ours for you!

Let Miss Giggles know that I’m still waiting for that cuppa! These jelly babies have somehow got eaten and I’m waiting for her kiss!

D."

I'll pick some more up on the way

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend passed me this;

Please tell WildmanYorks that he seems like a lovely man and I'd happily share a slice of cake with him

I’m not sure if that’s a euphemism

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve just received a message from a fab guy who said;

Can you please tell Michelle from _irty-pair I'd love some soapy shower fun with her!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy pair of people just asked me to pass on;

Vanilla Switch, your 20th of May picture, with pinstripes, frilly stocking socks and heels gets us all unnecessary..

It sounds rather necessary to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in peeps.

NBVN x

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By *olmaMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm in!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Message incoming from a hot gentleman

Can you please let Cristinapink know that her pics give me a tingling in my loins and I need her to sort it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please

Anyone? With a pulse please? "

I fancy you Floro.

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over a year ago

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I would like to join in, please

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A friend that has stated that he’s happy to not be anonymous has asked me to pass on;

Please can you tell Naomilatte that her "cupcakes" look delicious...would live to devour them!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My mate just asked me to pass this on

Can you please let Cristinapink know that her pics give me a tingling in my loins and I need her to sort it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to join in, please

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A message from a very sexy and enticing couple;

NBVN, anytime, anywhere, anything you like..!

Well… it’s just got warm in here!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm a bit late but I'm in

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"A very sexy pair of people just asked me to pass on;

Vanilla Switch, your 20th of May picture, with pinstripes, frilly stocking socks and heels gets us all unnecessary..

It sounds rather necessary to me! "

So pleased you liked it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for bit

While I wake up

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"A very sexy friend passed me this;

Please tell WildmanYorks that he seems like a lovely man and I'd happily share a slice of cake with him

I’m not sure if that’s a euphemism "

I'm quite partial to a slice of euphamistic cake! If you bring the cake, I'll supply the icing

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A delicious couple just sent me this;

Nice_But_Very_Naughty_HW?

"Love the socks. Most take them off, those should stay on!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

My gorgeous sexy friends asked...

Could you let Vanilla Switch know that

“Vanilla Switch, your 20th of May picture, with pinstripes, frilly stocking socks and heels gets us all unnecessary..”

Ooooft! I'd like to see this couple getting all unnecessary

Cherry x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Another for the delicious lady!

Could you please tell NBVN HW that she is classy, funny, clever and incredibly sexy

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

This handsome chap says

Could you please tell Floro that I love her piercing green eyes, and I could seriously get lost gazing into them.

Oooh Floro!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please

Anyone? With a pulse please?

I fancy you Floro. "

Ahh cheers cute stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This handsome chap says

Could you please tell Floro that I love her piercing green eyes, and I could seriously get lost gazing into them.

Oooh Floro!

Cherry x"

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in for a while.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

In for a twirl

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

"My mate just asked me to pass this on

Can you please let Cristinapink know that her pics give me a tingling in my loins and I need her to sort it out!

D."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a game I haven't done before

Declaring myself in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A saucy message from a lovely gent;

Can you tell Cherry from PixieAndHerKing I'd relish the taste of her.

That’s got me in a bit of a pickle

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chicken got a throttling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My chicken got a throttling "

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've not ventured this way before, let's give it a go

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve just had this message drop into my inbox from an elegant friend;

Could you please tell You only Live Once that those thighs are delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just come back from a run to some super lush messages here, thank you so much. My mind is excited playing guessing games

Time to send messages as I soak in the bath.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in too, can't be letting her ladyship get all the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message from a hunk for Frida...

I'd love to have her teach me all she knows about biology.

NBVN x

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I’m late but I come with a message from a very hot friend of mine:

Mrs V’N’B’Nice. Your legs are amazing. I imagine being on my knees, kissing all the way up the inside of those pins to find myself up your skirt In 12Dec photo. This is my new Fab fantasy…

Oooft

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very lovely lady has just asked me to send this message;

I have an anonymous message for Mr Pickle - I want to let him know he is on the top of my hotlist!

Oooh! Enticing!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play if it’s still going. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, if anyone's still playing?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"A saucy message from a lovely gent;

Can you tell Cherry from PixieAndHerKing I'd relish the taste of her.

That’s got me in a bit of a pickle"

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only say I fancy you , if I’ve seen your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll play if it’s still going. X"

Can I play with you and keep going

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can only say I fancy you , if I’ve seen your face

Same

. I always think this on these threads

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ah gon on then, brighten my Saturday up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll play if it’s still going. X

Can I play with you and keep going

Absolutely. Please take a ticket. Entrance to your right. Exit to your left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only say I fancy you , if I’ve seen your face

You need to do FPF more !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll play if it’s still going. X

Can I play with you and keep going

Absolutely. Please take a ticket. Entrance to your right. Exit to your left

Screem if you want to go faster!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll play if it’s still going. X

Can I play with you and keep going

Absolutely. Please take a ticket. Entrance to your right. Exit to your left

Screem if you want to go faster!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll play if it’s still going. X

Can I play with you and keep going

Absolutely. Please take a ticket. Entrance to your right. Exit to your left

Is there much of a queue? I'm not waiting more than 5 mins.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll play if it’s still going. X

Can I play with you and keep going

Absolutely. Please take a ticket. Entrance to your right. Exit to your left

Is there much of a queue? I'm not waiting more than 5 mins.

Mr"

Well there was one. Is there two now

Then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll play if it’s still going. X

Can I play with you and keep going

Absolutely. Please take a ticket. Entrance to your right. Exit to your left

Is there much of a queue? I'm not waiting more than 5 mins.

Well there was one. Is there two now

Then?

I hope not. I always pick the slowest moving one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very lovely lady has just asked me to send this message;

I have an anonymous message for Mr Pickle - I want to let him know he is on the top of my hotlist!

Oooh! Enticing! "

If this is for me, HMU if you’re tryna [

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only say I fancy you , if I’ve seen your face

You need to do FPF more ! "

I do …. but I only get lurkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please let Floro know I have a pulse and it gets quicker every time I see your pics and look into your eyes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join. "

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join. "

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch. "

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap."

Dam you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please let Floro know I have a pulse and it gets quicker every time I see your pics and look into your eyes xx"

Ok …. I have requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

Dam you"

Steve is dusting off the Kangol hat as we speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

Dam you

Steve is dusting off the Kangol hat as we speak."

I'm far too old and bitter for a nice guy like Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

Dam you

Steve is dusting off the Kangol hat as we speak.

I'm far too old and bitter for a nice guy like Steve.

My time to shine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

Dam you

Steve is dusting off the Kangol hat as we speak.

I'm far too old and bitter for a nice guy like Steve.

Old yes. Bitter no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

Dam you

Steve is dusting off the Kangol hat as we speak.

I'm far too old and bitter for a nice guy like Steve.

Is Victor Meldrew more your type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

Dam you

Steve is dusting off the Kangol hat as we speak.

I'm far too old and bitter for a nice guy like Steve.

Old yes. Bitter no. "

Thanks steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for someone I fancy to join.

Ouch.

Don’t worry lads. I haven’t been passing her messages on. She told me she wants to sit on your face and that she wants Steve to serenade her with an LL Cool J style rap.

Dam you

Steve is dusting off the Kangol hat as we speak.

I'm far too old and bitter for a nice guy like Steve.

Old yes. Bitter no.

Thanks steve

I got you.

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in

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over a year ago

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

An absolute hottie has asked me to pass this on

Can you please pass a message to SKLogan

I’m still expecting a meet at some point after the last time you forgot me

Get the date tattooed on your forehead dude. Don’t forget again!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Bit late but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling she may know who this is from…

Please let miss Smith know that if her standards drop and she's alone after the social that I'm happy to tickle her back for her.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A message just appeared in my box from this gentleman;

Can you tell Floro

I will meet all her requirements and anything else she wants xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message just appeared in my box from this gentleman;

Can you tell Floro

I will meet all her requirements and anything else she wants xx"

Excellent

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Bit late but in"

It’s never too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i forgot after being busy today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late, but in anyway..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half asleep perv. The best kind.

You'll do...

Have I just done this wrong

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Late to the party, but I'm in

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