FabSwingers.com forum: Verify me!

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you took yourself out and had to verify you, what would you write?

Bearing in mind that this is meant to encourage other people to want to meet you…

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

“Felt like I was on a date with a fucking mirror. Weird”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought the drinks all night and didn't kick me out of bed in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Felt like I was on a date with a fucking mirror. Weird” "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Sucks like a dyson. Treat her with respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucker never turned up. Time wasting bastard!

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Amazing tits. Hilarious, bright, skinny and deluded !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed laughs. Good motorboat too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave me the best handjob ever. I then fell asleep!

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Bonzo goes to Bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea…

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fantastic hair, can talk about anything.

Dick fantastic fella with a twinkle in his eyes. Beware of the quiet ones

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

'She's mad but swallows cock like a saveloy down a seagulls gullet.

He deserves a medal.'

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad feminist. Doesn't shut up. Pity, as she has good tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious... Amazing bj

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Funny, jaded and fatter than she looks in her pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap date bought a couple off drinks

Took back to the hotel room sucked like a dyson

Takes a pounding like a pro

Didn’t want cuddles afterwards let me zip up and go

So they could move on to the next one

Not to be missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh. Avoid.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Down to earth guy, fucks like a singer sewing machine, gets better looking after 12 pints of gary mellor

. Can banter with the best of them. John.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Painfully shy, giggles alot....can't shut her up after a couple of drinks

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

As small as a oompa loompa

cheap date

can banter well once relaxed, cheap date as gets d*unk on a few pints, scrubs up well

guaranteed to make you piss yourself laughing or just piss yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks like a dyson. Treat her with respect "

That made me chortle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's funny, charming, flirty and my God, the sex! The minute just flew by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete Narcissist, even does his own Verifications !

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district

Turns out he's got a really good personality, don't know why he didn't say that initially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time this man was great but I'd sooner say something more comical

Fucks like a bison

Eats minge like a cow grazing

Fingers like a WW2 secretary

A good tuner of nipple radios

And won't be happy until his hand is tickling ur cervix or giving your colon a massage

Oh yeah he will obsess over that gasping sound when he gobbles a booby

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Dynamite couple, great crack and even better in sack, not to be missed out on as genuine as they come

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We have known this couple for some time and can confidently say that they are very lovely, genuine, intelligent and sexy people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya, he's alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re weirdos. I think they have made a deal with the devil… they smoke and drink heavily and nearly killed me with laughter…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Astor, fun, great sense of humour, amazing figure and looks fantastic. Loves her footie.

Winston, not as funny in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a disappointment. Don't waste your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i could keep him all to myself, treat this one with respect, don’t mess him around. And oh my god! What am amazing cook. Had me fed and satisfied within minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive knob. Him not his penis.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

OMFG!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly down to earth funny had a good laugh & great with his hands....... Hes back for round 3..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Gorgeous, funny, sophisticated with a body to die for. And she's alright I guess.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Makes a decent brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight snatch 10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes a decent brew and likes cats."

That would be a great veri.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small waist, pretty face with a big bank

7/10. Would see again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat wallet, nice car, nice pad, great fuck and is blessed in more ways than one

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