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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I can cook

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asset. Dunno

Worst. My answers to questions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want the worst not the best!!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Worst !!! Not reading a thread properly

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst !!! Not reading a thread properly "

You aren't alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brain "

I'm not sure brain makes the top 10 in people's preferences on here.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Worst !!! Not reading a thread properly

You aren't alone."
what what !!! I've got visitors lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I want the worst not the best!!"
I guess my body !!!! Or face !!! Seems to repel many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tidy person. I don't own a floordrobe lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head"

I was gonna suggest your tea making skills.

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Refusing to accept that I am too old to even message most of the females on here

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

"

Best asset...my upper lip

Worst feature...my "subhuman" height

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I want the worst not the best!!"

That is not clear in the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want the worst not the best!!

That is not clear in the thread "

You clearly need to get in my head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

Best asset...my upper lip

Worst feature...my "subhuman" height "

What has the lower lip done to deserve such public rejection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head

I was gonna suggest your tea making skills. "
you would be surprised how many lasses have applied to replace my cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head

I was gonna suggest your tea making skills. you would be surprised how many lasses have applied to replace my cup "

There's plural? I am surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head

I was gonna suggest your tea making skills. you would be surprised how many lasses have applied to replace my cup

There's plural? I am surprised. "

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Too many talents to mention in a public forum

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By *winckle toesMan
over a year ago

norwich


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

"

Who gives a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

Who gives a fuck"

You can't just copy what I wrote.

Lack of imagination could be one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

"

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many talents to mention in a public forum "

On a swinging site with cocks and pussy everywhere you look...really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.

My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.

My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird."

Gooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.

My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird.

Gooch "

The bit between my balls and my arse. We tried to take action pics once. Not a pretty sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best; hair, tits, eyes

Worst; feet, size 7 chunky things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.

My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird.

Gooch

The bit between my balls and my arse. We tried to take action pics once. Not a pretty sight "

Is gooch a technical term?

I'm good with a camera, for future reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best; hair, tits, eyes

Worst; feet, size 7 chunky things"

There was a thread for chunky feet yesterday. They would have loved you there

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Too many talents to mention in a public forum

On a swinging site with cocks and pussy everywhere you look...really??"

I’d never get a date again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required. "

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many talents to mention in a public forum

On a swinging site with cocks and pussy everywhere you look...really??

I’d never get a date again "

Can you get one now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best; hair, tits, eyes

Worst; feet, size 7 chunky things

There was a thread for chunky feet yesterday. They would have loved you there "

Oh crikey on a bike! Typical, I'm always last to the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.

My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird.

Gooch

The bit between my balls and my arse. We tried to take action pics once. Not a pretty sight

Is gooch a technical term?

I'm good with a camera, for future reference. "

Dunno. Maybe start a thread and ask what others call it. I’ve only heard gooch and barse.

Either way it just looks like a hairy muff… minus the muff.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Too many talents to mention in a public forum

On a swinging site with cocks and pussy everywhere you look...really??

I’d never get a date again

Can you get one now??"

Surprisingly yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I constantly rely on my sense of humour I've got fuck all else to fall back on

Sucks being me

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

To open with people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

"

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best asset is absolutely sod all physical

Worst asset is again absolutely sod all physical.

Suppose I'm a bit like marmite. Love me or hate me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I constantly rely on my sense of humour I've got fuck all else to fall back on

Sucks being me"

Do I know that feeling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best; hair, tits, eyes

Worst; feet, size 7 chunky things

There was a thread for chunky feet yesterday. They would have loved you there

Oh crikey on a bike! Typical, I'm always last to the party "

Like they say there’s someone for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best asset is absolutely sod all physical

Worst asset is again absolutely sod all physical.

Suppose I'm a bit like marmite. Love me or hate me hahaha"

I love your optimism. I can relate.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

In all honesty I don't care

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all honesty I don't care "

Me either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I constantly rely on my sense of humour I've got fuck all else to fall back on

Sucks being me

Do I know that feeling!"

But, but, your butt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I constantly rely on my sense of humour I've got fuck all else to fall back on

Sucks being me

Do I know that feeling!

But, but, your butt!! "

Is it my butt though??

Am I even female??

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

My free spirited mind.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"In all honesty I don't care

Me either. "

I'd expect nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My free spirited mind. "

I can see how that would be annoying yes.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I love women's pretty feet!

Sometimes a down side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I constantly rely on my sense of humour I've got fuck all else to fall back on

Sucks being me

Do I know that feeling!

But, but, your butt!!

Is it my butt though??

Am I even female??

"

And another illusion torn to tatters in my mind in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??"

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that. "

You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.

You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh "

Are you tryna see my penis, pal

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.

You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh

Are you tryna see my penis, pal "

I think he wants to put a ring on it, but not that type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.

You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh

Are you tryna see my penis, pal "

My mum says that too

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

other


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

"

Best feature - struggling between the fact that I’m probably the best looking person here and humility. Probs humility though.

Worst feature - crippling halitosis, flaky skin and an inny instead of outy (penis)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cheese board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand the assignment op:

My profile

My age

I'm lazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that. "

You're pretty

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Asset...my lingerie collection!

Worst...my belly!

Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!

Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I understand the assignment op:

My profile

My age

I'm lazy

"

Sticker for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asset...my lingerie collection!

Worst...my belly!

Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!

Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please! "

You went above and beyond!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Asset...my lingerie collection!

Worst...my belly!

Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!

Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please!

You went above and beyond!"

Tbh I forgot the questions after I started typing so improvised!

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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago

Middle of somewhere


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

"

My hugs are legendary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asset...my lingerie collection!

Worst...my belly!

Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!

Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please!

You went above and beyond!

Tbh I forgot the questions after I started typing so improvised! "

Happens to me all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

My hugs are legendary "

Are they though??

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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago

Middle of somewhere


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

My hugs are legendary

Are they though??"

Oh yes, you should try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asset?

Boobs

Bum

Cock

Who gives a fuck???

What's your worst feature??!

Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.

Face only a mother could love?

Pussy like a chewed up kebab?

Cock like a hot dog?

Let it all out.

Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.

My hugs are legendary

Are they though??

Oh yes, you should try "

I'm good, thanks though.

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Not reading a whole question, watermelon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asset

I can cook

I do gardening

I do cleaning of house

I work forty eight hours a week

Drawback

I’m old

Have dad bod

Only a little Willy

But another asset is

Good talker

Fun to be with

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

My arse looks like a half empty bag of spanners, unless I am bent over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best asset , I’m useful at pub quizzes.

Worst asset, being me - Bob

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Best asset - bloodyminded stubbornness. Only reason I keep coming back here.

Worst feature - same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst asset : I own a floordrobe. I'm beginning to embrace it rather than telling myself I'm a mess.

Best : boobs & hips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.

Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.

Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it."

That made me chuckle, good man - Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.

Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it.

That made me chuckle, good man - Bob"

You know what they say about men with big noses don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.

You're pretty "

One dick pic coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My arse looks like a half empty bag of spanners, unless I am bent over "

Spanners are extremely useful.

Love the tattoos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best asset , I’m useful at pub quizzes.

Worst asset, being me - Bob"

Ah Bob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.

My worst feature is my penis.

I knew I could rely on you Steve.

I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.

I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.

There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.

Safe and reliable is underrated.

So where were we on these pics??

I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.

You're pretty

One dick pic coming right up "

Why thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.

Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it.

That made me chuckle, good man - Bob

You know what they say about men with big noses don't you?"

Big sneezes?

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Best feature.

My analytical brain.

Worst.

My analytical brain

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

My bum for me

Husbands his personality and his dick

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’m a shit shag

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Worst: my tiny cock :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just gonna miss out the sarcasm on my next thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a shit shag "

Yay!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst: my tiny cock :D"

Could be worse, could have bigger problems.

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Worst: my tiny cock :D

Could be worse, could have bigger problems."

It's my biggest problem by far :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a lot of nice things about my shoulders and traps

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Worst mine are my saggy tits

Husbands is his legs don't work 80% of the time

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Best asset - being able to see through peoples bullshit

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My best asset is probably my total lack of shame or standards.

My worst feature would probably by my todger which takes women to such heights of ecstasy that they become quickly addicted and unshakeable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst: my tiny cock :D

Could be worse, could have bigger problems.

It's my biggest problem by far :D"

Your other problems must be tiny

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Best asset - being able to see through peoples bullshit"

Including your own?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Worst: my tiny cock :D

Could be worse, could have bigger problems.

It's my biggest problem by far :D"

We all thought it was a little one

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Don’t think I have a best trait, but my worst is my enthusiasm for convo

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Worst: my tiny cock :D

Could be worse, could have bigger problems.

It's my biggest problem by far :D

Your other problems must be tiny "

Not as tiny as what I'm packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.

Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it.

That made me chuckle, good man - Bob

You know what they say about men with big noses don't you?

Big sneezes? "

Correct

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Worst..my insecurities

Best..legs

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Best feature?

My eyes probably.

Worst feature?

Apparently my face. Every time I send it, people stop talking to me

*gallic shrug*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best asset - being able to see through peoples bullshit"

Does it work on yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?

Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My best asset is probably my total lack of shame or standards.

My worst feature would probably by my todger which takes women to such heights of ecstasy that they become quickly addicted and unshakeable."

Life is tough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best feature?

My eyes probably.

Worst feature?

Apparently my face. Every time I send it, people stop talking to me

*gallic shrug*"

I've definitely seen worse faces.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?

Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?"

Well not many are!!

Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?

Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?

Well not many are!!

Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.

"

She's hot really. I'll be her MCR tour guide if she gives me what Johnny got

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"My arse looks like a half empty bag of spanners, unless I am bent over "

I am hoping this isn't my best asset

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
over a year ago

Bacup


"I'm a tidy person. I don't own a floordrobe lol

"

Floordrobe .. love it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?

Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?

Well not many are!!

Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.

She's hot really. I'll be her MCR tour guide if she gives me what Johnny got "

A visit to the clinic??

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

No idea what my best feature is, when it goes the way it should my hair is my favourite feature though.

Worst feature is that my belly often sticks out further than my tits

P

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my best asset is my mind, also the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?

Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?

Well not many are!!

Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.

She's hot really. I'll be her MCR tour guide if she gives me what Johnny got

A visit to the clinic??

"

I get sick pay - call me maybe

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Worst - arse, face, too much of a people pleaser

Best - tits, it’s all I’ve got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?

Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?

Well not many are!!

Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.

"

Doubt it but I’m down to find out about the face.

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Best, bum and hair

Worst by far my health....to quote my sister 'if you were a horse you would of been put down by now'

I must be one of those fucking shire work horses then because I am still going

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best.

My teeth & creativity (i think)

Worst.

My need for solitude. Sometimes i like the company of trees more than people.

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I used to be conceited. But that was before I became perfect.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Best feature?

My eyes probably.

Worst feature?

Apparently my face. Every time I send it, people stop talking to me

*gallic shrug*

I've definitely seen worse faces."

That’s one of the nicest things that you’ve said to me

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

My stellar wit

C

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

My sense of humour or my cuddliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a total arse hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a lovely shower.

But I quite like my shoulders, chest and smile.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Worst - arse, face, too much of a people pleaser

Best - tits, it’s all I’ve got "

Your Bum looks pretty fecking amazing from here

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By *aldyreynoldsMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

Can't help about the shape I'm in.

Can't sing, ain't pretty and my legs are thin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst would be the whore that lives within that has me make available my assets to others for hardcore use...

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