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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

In one recent case, a 51-year-old man had to be rushed to hospital after getting a carpet cleaning ball stuck in his anus.

After failing to remove the 7cm to 8cm diameter plastic ball himself using a screwdriver and a spoon, the man turned up to A&E in excruciating pain.

As the ball was actually wider than his pelvic outlet, extracting it was a difficult mission for the doctors.

Having located the ball using X-rays and an abdominal CT scan, the first attempt to remove the ball the following morning failed.

In their second attempt, doctors opted for a laparotomy, where ‘abdominal wall layers are opened layer by layer’ before trying to ‘push the ball down through the rectum’, the Metro reported. However, this method also didn’t work.

This gave doctors no choice. They had to dissect the ball first before they could remove it. They did this by using an electric drill to puncture the ball before chopping it up into three parts.

It took doctors seven hours to complete the surgery and discharge the patient with a colostomy bag, booking him in for a proctosigmoidoscopy examination two months later.

The man has reportedly complied with his treatment plan and follow-up visits after being discharged, indicating that he has not stuck anything else up his bum ever since....

Go careful what you insert.....

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

What the hell is a carpet cleaning ball? Please don't tell me he shoved an entire Dyson up his harris?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A screwdriver and a spoon

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A screwdriver and a spoon

I could tell you a tale about my aunt and a teaspoon, suffice it to say after a certain conversation with her I never drank tea or coffee in her house again

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A screwdriver and a spoon

I could tell you a tale about my aunt and a teaspoon, suffice it to say after a certain conversation with her I never drank tea or coffee in her house again

Oh god. I dread to think!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"A screwdriver and a spoon

That got me too, the visuals

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A screwdriver and a spoon

I could tell you a tale about my aunt and a teaspoon, suffice it to say after a certain conversation with her I never drank tea or coffee in her house again

Oh god. I dread to think!

She was one of the most eccentric people I knew and that's quite an achievement may she rest in peace

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"A screwdriver and a spoon

Obviously was in The A-Team or Macgyver

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

A plastic ball from a carpet cleaning machine.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

A plastic ball from a carpet cleaning machine....."

Can he get a replacement or is the machine a write off?

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

A plastic ball from a carpet cleaning machine.....

Can he get a replacement or is the machine a write off?

If it is still in warranty....

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

A plastic ball from a carpet cleaning machine....."

Let me guess, he was cleaning the carpets naked, so he didn't get his clothing dirty, when he slipped on some spilt liquid.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

A plastic ball from a carpet cleaning machine.....

Can he get a replacement or is the machine a write off?

If it is still in warranty....

we shouldn't joke but honestly you'd think people would know better

I took my son to a and e late one night and there was a guy behind us in the queue complaining loudly about his anus and insisting he needed a wheelchair. My son was too young for that conversation so I quickly moved away but part of me wanted to know the back story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My word. That was graphic

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

New meaning to balls deep

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

A plastic ball from a carpet cleaning machine.....

Let me guess, he was cleaning the carpets naked, so he didn't get his clothing dirty, when he slipped on some spilt liquid.....

He should have contacted you for a Screwfix code

. WD 40 maybe

definitely not a flame thrower

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"What is a carpet cleaning ball and well, worth have so many other questions I don't know where to start

I feel very sorry for the poor man though he's been through an awful lot

A plastic ball from a carpet cleaning machine.....

Let me guess, he was cleaning the carpets naked, so he didn't get his clothing dirty, when he slipped on some spilt liquid.....

He should have contacted you for a Screwfix code

. WD 40 maybe

definitely not a flame thrower "

Good idea- the one near me is right by a carpet warehouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I have been following your threads recently. Can you tell us which newspaper publishes these kind of news? Tired of reading politics. It would be mentally stimulating to read these kind of newspapers for a change.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fucking idiot.

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