FabSwingers.com forum: Assuming you all have the time, let’s do thread all in rhyme

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talk about anything you want, you can

In this rhyming thread by Dan

Like what you’re up to for the rest of the day

Or where you’re off on holiday

Or the kinds of food that make you sick

Or how you’re currently craving dick

The only thing in this thread that’s a crime

Is if what you say isn’t in rhyme

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Meeting a fuck buddy in a hotel for sex

As Fridays go, this is the best

Spot of lunch first then an afternoon of delights

We are doing the same next week and staying the night

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I go on the forums, it's one of life's perks

Looking out for the lurkers, especially DanBerks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every fab woman just wants some cock

Every fab man just wanks in a sock

Gone are the days where guys asked to meet now

Or those boys who wanted to milk me like a cow

It's sad I'm now as dry as a nun

All these frigid men don't know how to have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should not be on Fab

Trying to get laid

I should be doing work instead

So that I get paid

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

There's an app called Pentametron that searches Twitter for random rhyming couplets and uses them to compose a poem. Random and funny.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Use the Pentametron app

To have poems there on tap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I go on the forums, it's one of life's perks

Looking out for the lurkers, especially DanBerks"

Ah this the content I like to see

A little rhyme all about me

It’s a lot of fun and a lot of larks

Minor point : it’s Berks like BARKS

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The negative things about DanBerks

Are his pedantry plus his stinky skidmarks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The negative things about DanBerks

Are his pedantry plus his stinky skidmarks"

I might have blown it with the sexy Slinky

I wanted her to sit upon my winky

What can I do to still get a fuck

Maybe send hugs, with a little bit of luck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the mist, wearied, floundering, befuddled, lost

Friendships forsaken seems the cost

Unyielding faith, onward with hope

Defy, frustrate, the enticing rope

Each day renewed, sound the battle cry

Today I will, I must, I can but try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Dan, don't be sad and don't be bitter

Try six inches up your...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Dan, don't be sad and don't be bitter

Try six inches up your...

I really must insist on using some lube

Before you stick *that* up my fudge tube!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a crime but i have no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a crime but i have no time"

To suck on a lime

Or eat a Daim

Or go an a climb

Or listen to Grime … etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm going to ride him so hard he's going to feel like his cock will drop off!!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

In the world of fab, forumites are the best,

They aren't like the locals they behave like pests,

The only dillema that we have is meeting up to stamp our card.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I haven’t got the time

To type posts in rhyme.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

For this I looked to John...

Cooper-Clarke

He's the one...

To light a spark

Surching for ages...

Through his poetry pages

I even read...

She's got a metal plate in her head

In the end all I got...

Is "if you like your coffee hot, I'll be your coffee pot"...

Which is kind of funky...

If you're an Artic Monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined fab to have lots of fun,

It opened my eyes and I’ve just begun,

So I’m here for you, hope you’re here for me,

What fun can we have, let’s meet up and see,

Click my profile, and take a look,

If your interested let’s meet up and …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to write a Haiku,

afraid I don't know how to.

Despair.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I recently reached, while browsing online, a further conclusion, in this life of mine, that rather than bi, I guess I can, ignore gender totally, seems I'm pan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bumping this thread

Rather be humping instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea, I love this thread

I thought this type of Vibe was dead

Dan you’re old school like myself

And we both feel we sit on the shelf

Maybe one day we’ll get ‘the girl’

Rather than feeling we make them ‘hurl’.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

This is a great thread OP

Just right for Woody B

He normally keeps cream in his pants

It leaves his hands free for bantz

I'm not sure where I'm going with this rhyme

I guess that means it's shagging time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Stevie Pickles, would be on this thread

He's probably at home, laying on his bed

I know my rhymes not a lot

But right now, it's all I got

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Stevie Pickles, would be on this thread

He's probably at home, laying on his bed

I know my rhymes not a lot

But right now, it's all I got

Winston"

It would seem that the Pickle

Is being quite fickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm going to ride Winston so hard he's going to feel like his cock will drop off!!

*blush

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rikshawed girl, you see my bantz?

Fancy a fumble in my pants?

He’s there…., my ‘little man’

If you can get past my squirty can

You can shake that to, just close your eye

Or open your mouth if your not that shy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Stevie Pickles, would be on this thread

He's probably at home, laying on his bed

I know my rhymes not a lot

But right now, it's all I got

Winston

It would seem that the Pickle

Is being quite fickle

He might be on a river, paddling a punt

Trying not to fall in, and look like........ he doesn't know what he's doing

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not seen Steve here where is he?

Everyone shout!! STEVIE P ?????

We are all waiting, come give us a rhyme

I’ll hold your beer, … it’s your time to shine!!!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Writing poems ain't no joke, it's hard to make them rhyme, you think and think and think and think, it's all a waste of.....umm....damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam on some bread, wheesht yer mooth gee me head. On your knees or upside down just open up my dressing gown. Wrap your hands tug away prepare for the almighty spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, it is I,

The light in the sky,

that brightens your day,

I just came to say,

Hey!

It is I!

I am sorry if this disappoints you,

I disappoint me too,

You’ll get used to it,

My bars aren’t the only thing about me that are shit,

I’m also a smelly pickle that needs to wash his pits!

And his bits!

My God it’s hot out,

I’ve forgotten what this is even about,

So I’m gonna dip for a bit but shout out! Shout out!

All you man in here. Steve - OUT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hooked on fab like Abu Hamza,

My favourite thread: Anal Extravaganza

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I don’t want to be too crass,

all I had to do today was cut the grass

I really hope my husband comes home and fucks me in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hooked on fab like Abu Hamza,

My favourite thread: Anal Extravaganza

Your humour makes me laugh, it’s a Mazza**

You and I, we go together like Colleen and Wazza!

Minus the cheating though,

I’d never stoop that low,

When I’m in the north east I’ll stop to say hello,

Or yo,

Or Whatever- don’t even know why I did this tbh bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first immersed in the world of Fab

It was overwhelming, exciting, and definitely my bag

But soon I learned you need the gift of the gab

That's why on here, I'll never get a shag.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I’m hooked on fab like Abu Hamza,

My favourite thread: Anal Extravaganza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently thinking about the stallion, Meg

And how much strength she must have in her legs,

To do the things that she does with her body, wow!

Sorry for what I’m about to do- I’ma need a towel

I know I know- I’m grim

But what’s a man to do when his dick is erect like Jim?

It is what it is but nothing’s the same

Side ting tryna upgrade to the main,

IYKYK, the game Is the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm finding all this rhyme hilarious

Tho some of the couplets are precarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should not be on Fab

Trying to get laid

I should be doing work instead

So that I get paid"

Love this ditty

It should be said

But the cat says no

Stroke me instead!

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By *rdepRomaMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

For everyone good afternoon

I feel so horny I would fuck tha moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For everyone good afternoon

I feel so horny I would fuck tha moon"

Haha this made me ‘lol’

Have you not tried a blow up doll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm finding all this rhyme hilarious

Tho some of the couplets are precarious

Sorry, Miss

Are we not as good as you wish?

I hope you’re not grading this,

Because we’re all only taking the piss.

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By *rdepRomaMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"For everyone good afternoon

I feel so horny I would fuck tha moon

Haha this made me ‘lol’

Have you not tried a blow up doll? "

Or I could try a doll or other people

But instead I'll just eat a beagle

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"For everyone good afternoon

I feel so horny I would fuck tha moon

Haha this made me ‘lol’

Have you not tried a blow up doll?

Or I could try a doll or other people

But instead I'll just eat a beagle

Beagle, you say? That's impossible to eat!

I'd rather a Twix for my afternoon treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm finding all this rhyme hilarious

Tho some of the couplets are precarious

Sorry, Miss

Are we not as good as you wish?

I hope you’re not grading this,

Because we’re all only taking the piss.

Pickle, your motives are nefarious

I should like to see YOU rhyme hilarious

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By *rdepRomaMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *rdepRomaMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"For everyone good afternoon

I feel so horny I would fuck tha moon

Haha this made me ‘lol’

Have you not tried a blow up doll?

Or I could try a doll or other people

But instead I'll just eat a beagle

Beagle, you say? That's impossible to eat!

I'd rather a Twix for my afternoon treat!"

I also love a Twix because I can eat twice

The same applies to you, and your wife!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just back in, been out all day

Reading these, well what can I say?

The rhymes are good, that much is true

Anyway, must go now, I need the loo ..

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By *rdepRomaMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Just back in, been out all day

Reading these, well what can I say?

The rhymes are good, that much is true

Anyway, must go now, I need the loo ..

When I go to the loo

I usually have great ideas

The best PL defender is Ruben Dias

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Another thread from the man of Berks.

When he takes you to bed he gives you the works.

Unfortunately, I'm not on the list.

I'll only get on it if Dan is pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my cock like blackpool rock

Suck my willy then dip it in chilli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another thread from the man of Berks.

When he takes you to bed he gives you the works.

Unfortunately, I'm not on the list.

I'll only get on it if Dan is pissed.

FFS Nanna, I’ve told you before

I’d lead you through my bedroom door

I’d tie you down and cover you in cream

And lick it off, oh what a dream!

I’d take off my pants and get out my willy

Then try my best to fuck you silly

Oh Nanna please let it come true

Let’s get it on, me and you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Had to go put some bread in the toaster.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back with more

I love a good laugh

I’m sending a dm, title - FAF?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If only Woody would FAF me more

I'd enjoy him knocking on my back door

I wouldn't mind Dan at the front

I'm sure he'd like to taste my .. vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Thread is great

It made me giggle

Tits out Tuesday

Wednesday's wiggle

The forum lounge

Is the place to be

From favourite films

To favourite tea

Fat or thin

What is your type

And classics like

Cocksnot up the fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Friday so let's have a FAF

Be it yours or my gaff

With boobies I shall fondle and squeeze

Throbbing hard cock ready to tease

And if let me, over you face I shall spaff

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

There was Fab queen from Regina

Who knew how to squeeze her vagina

That rhyme is so tough--

Saskatchewan rough--

That you know her best friend is named Dinah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only Woody would FAF me more

I'd enjoy him knocking on my back door

I wouldn't mind Dan at the front

I'm sure he'd like to taste my .. vagina

FAF? I’m for it,

I’ll fill up the car

Hold on a minute

Wolverhampton is far

If you have FaceTime

and we tag in Dan

We can enjoy 3 way

If we log in on cam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For everyone good afternoon

I feel so horny I would fuck tha moon

Haha this made me ‘lol’

Have you not tried a blow up doll?

Or I could try a doll or other people

But instead I'll just eat a beagle

A Beagle? Surely not

Poor little doggy ……..

thought the Yulin festival had been stopped

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

We're a couple

Who live in France

In a naturist place

We don't wear pants

So if on your travels

Or you pass this way

If we all get on

We may get to play

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

I’ve learnt such a lot from the forum

The ladies don’t want you to bore ‘em

They want plenty of mental arousal

Before they get into your trousers

And act without any decorum

Sorry about line 3

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

"The negative things about DanBerks

Are his pedantry plus his stinky skidmarks

I might have blown it with the sexy Slinky

I wanted her to sit upon my winky

What can I do to still get a fuck

Maybe send hugs, with a little bit of luck?

DanBerks I think you made a mistake

I'm pretty sure you need to offer cake

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