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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

"

Give them to the charity shop....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

"

Insert them into a corpse at the crematorium!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'd just bin them personally...if any of the local tip-rats fancy a knackered rabbit they're welcome to ratch round in my bin for them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

Insert them into a corpse at the crematorium! "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

Insert them into a corpse at the crematorium! "

I do wonder....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bury them in the back garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog chewy toys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just bin them personally...if any of the local tip-rats fancy a knackered rabbit they're welcome to ratch round in my bin for them! "

They aint knackered, fully usable but........i dont use them and cant see any point in keeping them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget that many of them can be recycled, lets think about the environment folks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a clearout the other week and we just wrapped them in a black bag and put them in the household rubbish.

You could take them to the tip and ask which bin they go in

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Mini Skip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just bin them personally...if any of the local tip-rats fancy a knackered rabbit they're welcome to ratch round in my bin for them!

They aint knackered, fully usable but........i dont use them and cant see any point in keeping them "

Ebay ? Apparently people will buy anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

Insert them into a corpse at the crematorium!

"

I thought points were being awarded for originality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd just bin them personally...if any of the local tip-rats fancy a knackered rabbit they're welcome to ratch round in my bin for them!

They aint knackered, fully usable but........i dont use them and cant see any point in keeping them "

Umm I know on some sites ladies sell there used panties.. I feel an entrepreneurial moment coming here I think!!!!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

They could be converted into table lamps with a suitable lampshade....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take our's to the local car boot sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

church jumble sale?

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By *oma83Man
over a year ago

Local to you


"They could be converted into table lamps with a suitable lampshade...."

lol good idea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas decorations unless you already handed them out on Halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovehoney have a recycling scheme and will give you points to use against sparkly new toys and other fun stuff!

Oh - and they take toasters and kettles too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them to Argos, for every toy you take in, they give you a £5 voucher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take them to Argos, for every toy you take in, they give you a £5 voucher! "

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By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

Drop them in next doors bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop them in next doors bin "

That has actually given me a good idea for next time we clearout.

Did I mention we don't get on with out neighbours......

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By *ovecpl69Couple
over a year ago

london

hand it in at your local police station

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

"

Throw them away in someone eles bin

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

"

Don't know if they still do it, but lovehoney were doing an "amnesty"

Send them your old toys and you got pointa to use on their products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapped up and disposed at the local tip to prevent any embarrassment to the binmen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always hollow out the rubber / latex dildo's and either use them as candle moulds or as new grips for your bike handlebars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if they go into the plastic, glass or metal recycling bags, or, god forbid, organic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bury them in the back garden "
ooooooooh a dildo tree, evry garden should have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

Don't know if they still do it, but lovehoney were doing an "amnesty"

Send them your old toys and you got pointa to use on their products "

Rabbit Amnesty is still going according the the website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

Don't know if they still do it, but lovehoney were doing an "amnesty"

Send them your old toys and you got pointa to use on their products "

Oh I see! A woman posts and people notice!

Did mention it earlier - but I'm not bitter! Why bin when you can 'upgrade' or just change after 3 yrs like folk do with a worn out Honda! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next doors bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

Don't know if they still do it, but lovehoney were doing an "amnesty"

Send them your old toys and you got pointa to use on their products

Oh I see! A woman posts and people notice!

Did mention it earlier - but I'm not bitter! Why bin when you can 'upgrade' or just change after 3 yrs like folk do with a worn out Honda! Lol "

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Id keep em as they might cum in handy one day or sell em or give em to someone as I hate waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id keep em as they might cum in handy one day or sell em or give em to someone as I hate waste "

Freecycle??

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

What are sex toys?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bin ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovehoney have a recycling scheme and will give you points to use against sparkly new toys and other fun stuff!

Oh - and they take toasters and kettles too!! "

Oooooo will check it out...ta obi

its either that or........next doors bin..placed right on top

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Lovehoney have a recycling scheme and will give you points to use against sparkly new toys and other fun stuff!

Oh - and they take toasters and kettles too!!

Oooooo will check it out...ta obi

its either that or........next doors bin..placed right on top "

Peaches, I have now looked up the meaning of sex toys and I am simply shocked. I just did not think you d be using that kind of stuff...;-)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What are sex toys? "

I'm one...interactive too!...no batteries....various speeds...inbuilt automatic tea maker with coffee option...I can be sent back after use....come with a guarentee....flexible....adaptable....try me for free!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovehoney have a recycling scheme and will give you points to use against sparkly new toys and other fun stuff!

Oh - and they take toasters and kettles too!!

Oooooo will check it out...ta obi

its either that or........next doors bin..placed right on top Peaches, I have now looked up the meaning of sex toys and I am simply shocked. I just did not think you d be using that kind of stuff...;-)"

Im not....they were UNWANTED gifts...honest

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"What are sex toys?

I'm one...interactive too!...no batteries....various speeds...inbuilt automatic tea maker with coffee option...I can be sent back after use....come with a guarentee....flexible....adaptable....try me for free! "

Is it BOGOF?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What are sex toys?

I'm one...interactive too!...no batteries....various speeds...inbuilt automatic tea maker with coffee option...I can be sent back after use....come with a guarentee....flexible....adaptable....try me for free! Is it BOGOF? "

That bargain can be arranged....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"What are sex toys?

I'm one...interactive too!...no batteries....various speeds...inbuilt automatic tea maker with coffee option...I can be sent back after use....come with a guarentee....flexible....adaptable....try me for free! Is it BOGOF?

That bargain can be arranged...."

I am a true (bargain) huntress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left them hanging out of next door but one's bin which makes the bin men smile. It's ok though because he's a proper cunt.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm cheap but surprisingly high quality too!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've left them hanging out of next door but one's bin which makes the bin men smile. It's ok though because he's a proper cunt. "

He might have sneaked them home instead!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm cheap but surprisingly high quality too! "
Hey a bargain does not HAVE to be a bad bargain just because it is cheap... (I think that s what I meant anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've left them hanging out of next door but one's bin which makes the bin men smile. It's ok though because he's a proper cunt.

He might have sneaked them home instead! "

He proberbly would the miserable little fucker, the prospect of fucking his sour faced wife must fill him with dread so a play with one of our old strap ons or a double ended dildo must seem positively fantastic.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bleaggghhh!

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By *lums121Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

recycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually car boot them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget that many of them can be recycled, lets think about the environment folks!!!

"

You are meant to recycle them...think it's something like the WEEE guidelines. You can put them in with small electricals at the tip...I did get a funny look last time I went with a couple and the guy next to me was chucking in a kettle and a toaster!

I used to do Ann Summers and there were one or two I needed to get rid of...and that's where I found out about the recycling too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ebay ? Apparently people will buy anything! "

Tried ebay with my old kit ones from my ann summers days...they weren't 'used' but weren't new either. Got an email off ebay telling me if I listed such material again I'd have my account closed! Not sure what the difference is between a vibe and erotica but they were not happy bunnies!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Go to your local household disposal site and ask if it should go in the hard plastic, household electrical or landfill (general) bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ebay ? Apparently people will buy anything!

Tried ebay with my old kit ones from my ann summers days...they weren't 'used' but weren't new either. Got an email off ebay telling me if I listed such material again I'd have my account closed! Not sure what the difference is between a vibe and erotica but they were not happy bunnies! "

Perhaps its time to start something new, like fab-bay?

Admin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget that many of them can be recycled, lets think about the environment folks!!!

You are meant to recycle them...think it's something like the WEEE guidelines. You can put them in with small electricals at the tip...I did get a funny look last time I went with a couple and the guy next to me was chucking in a kettle and a toaster!

I used to do Ann Summers and there were one or two I needed to get rid of...and that's where I found out about the recycling too x"

Quite right, it is the WEEE directive - Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment directive - came to us via the EU!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury them in the garden alongside some animal bones from the butchers. When someone digs it up in a century or so, they will wonder what the hell went on.

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross


"Ebay ? Apparently people will buy anything!

Tried ebay with my old kit ones from my ann summers days...they weren't 'used' but weren't new either. Got an email off ebay telling me if I listed such material again I'd have my account closed! Not sure what the difference is between a vibe and erotica but they were not happy bunnies! "

Another win for freecycle I think. There must be many willing recipients out there waiting with arms (or legs) open to receive them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post em to me...id gladly place em on top of my bin....may make the miserable sad depressing binmen smile cos by god they need to crack one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are sex toys? "

Men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just throw them in the bin ?

wrap and then chuck ?

Burn them ?

"

Local church car boot sale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smear them in fish oil, and get a cat to lick them clean. Take a photo, and send it to Athena (the poster people). Can't look any sillier than some of the stuff they have come up with over the years.

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