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Boy am I a dumbass !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well here I lie in a hospital room with my leg all plastered up waiting to see if I need surgery in the morning.

The stupidest thing I ever did? Trying to stop my runaway car from hitting my house after the recovery man’s cable came off whilst he was winching it onto the truck.

Cue runaway car rolling back at a rate of knots towards my house and dumbass me instinctively stepping behind it to try and stop it leaving me with a broken tibia and lots of other owie bits.

So over to you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get better soon, Jamie, you dumbass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch. Hope you'll be OK

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"Well here I lie in a hospital room with my leg all plastered up waiting to see if I need surgery in the morning.

The stupidest thing I ever did? Trying to stop my runaway car from hitting my house after the recovery man’s cable came off whilst he was winching it onto the truck.

Cue runaway car rolling back at a rate of knots towards my house and dumbass me instinctively stepping behind it to try and stop it leaving me with a broken tibia and lots of other owie bits.

So over to you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!! Hope you feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone, still would love to hear other idiotic things others have done to make me feel less of a prat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sincere best wishes on a speedy recovery.

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I find music a great distraction from pain, try listening to a new band, like Falling in Reverse?

Hope you have a speedy recovery

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Don’t even compare, but I cut through a live eclectic cable once.

I parachuted into a field nowhere near the target field

I rolled an Audi Quattro UR Turbo

I flew into Gatwick airspace and got told off by the CAA

I got a bollocking from my headmaster for being ‘guilty by association’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well here I lie in a hospital room with my leg all plastered up waiting to see if I need surgery in the morning.

The stupidest thing I ever did? Trying to stop my runaway car from hitting my house after the recovery man’s cable came off whilst he was winching it onto the truck.

Cue runaway car rolling back at a rate of knots towards my house and dumbass me instinctively stepping behind it to try and stop it leaving me with a broken tibia and lots of other owie bits.

So over to you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done ? "

Hope you're on the mend real soon w

Most stupid thing I've ever done?

Got married

Twice

Missy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t even compare, but I cut through a live eclectic cable once.

I parachuted into a field nowhere near the target field

I rolled an Audi Quattro UR Turbo

I flew into Gatwick airspace and got told off by the CAA

I got a bollocking from my headmaster for being ‘guilty by association’"

lol now these are the things that make me know I’m not alone. Would love to hear what happened at Gatwick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find music a great distraction from pain, try listening to a new band, like Falling in Reverse?

Hope you have a speedy recovery "

Thanks, I’ll try in the morning. I don’t have any headphones with me and don’t want to disturb anyone

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You want like a list?

Ok fell down a steep drop while camping once right into a very fast moving river - bad enough but I tried to keep hold of the bloody tent!

Cycling down a steep hill lost control and again tried to keep hold of the bike this time!

Tried to stop ex slamming a door on me with my hand in the doorway - yea that didn’t work!

Separating frozen burgers with a sharp knife - nope!

Ran to stop daughter falling on ice when she was little only to go skiting over myself and skittling her over in the process though I did break her fall

In the moment we don’t always think wisely but instinctively.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

and absolutely wishing you a speedy recovery

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

The Count Of Monte Cristo. Written by Alexandre, Dumas.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

Broke my shoulder tripping over and falling onto a mattress

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crashed my dream car trying to eat haribo

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"

lol now these are the things that make me know I’m not alone. Would love to hear what happened at Gatwick "

I was training (solo)

I got disorientated and strayed into controlled airspace around Gatwick. The EasyJet passenger plane landing below me made me realise I’d gone off-course.

If wasn’t a great experience, but I can finally joke about it now

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Got married way too young.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Not the best time to discover that you aren't related to superman OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks everyone, still would love to hear other idiotic things others have done to make me feel less of a prat "

Ouch, but I guess it’s human nature to try and stop something running.

I’ve sliced my own hand open with a paring knife, when I was trying to cut a stubborn vegetable for a horses feed, put the knife in… couldn’t get it back out again, so held the veg (it was a turnip) with the free hand and yanked the knife out… which it did and sliced the heel of my hand on the way….cue me going into shock, blood dripping everywhere, my jodhpurs, my arm, the fucking turnip (which ended up in the bin)… knife still in hand I knew I had to move but I couldn’t, I couldn’t stop watching the blood pouring out (luckily I’m not squeamish), after a while some riders came back & saw me, all I could say was “lm bleeding” …. They performed some first aid. I’ve done the same a few times but on fingers since but none that involved a turnip.

Another thing I did years earlier was when I worked at a riding school, one of the horses pushed its door open which wasn’t shut properly and took off….. I shut the stable door after it had bolted

Hope your recovery is swift. How much damage did your car do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broke my shoulder tripping over and falling onto a mattress

B"

Was it a hard mattress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking at 43 it would be a good idea to race the U16 rugby team I coach. Snapped my Achilles and tore my hamstring. - I went down like I’d been shot by a sniper!

Fell out of numerous trees as an adult.

Argued myself into a speeding ticket, after getting a ‘talking’ I thought I knew best.

Tried ice skating and broke my nose falling flat onto my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a youth I tied my skateboard to the back of my mates bike. Only realising that his brakes won't stop me also while heading towards an A road. Rolled off the board in the nick of time. Destroying my brand new tracksuit and most of my skin in the process.

Getting involved in a stupid game of spinning a revolving door while ppl run through it. Ended in a horrendous injury for my mate. P.S. YouTube Pacific Pearl revolving door and you can see this for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a youth I tied my skateboard to the back of my mates bike. Only realising that his brakes won't stop me also while heading towards an A road. Rolled off the board in the nick of time. Destroying my brand new tracksuit and most of my skin in the process.

Getting involved in a stupid game of spinning a revolving door while ppl run through it. Ended in a horrendous injury for my mate. P.S. YouTube Pacific Pearl revolving door and you can see this for yourself "

Sorry shouldn’t laugh

Big ouch for your pal, hope he not too badly damaged, realise this was 11 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a youth I tied my skateboard to the back of my mates bike. Only realising that his brakes won't stop me also while heading towards an A road. Rolled off the board in the nick of time. Destroying my brand new tracksuit and most of my skin in the process.

Getting involved in a stupid game of spinning a revolving door while ppl run through it. Ended in a horrendous injury for my mate. P.S. YouTube Pacific Pearl revolving door and you can see this for yourself

Sorry shouldn’t laugh

Big ouch for your pal, hope he not too badly damaged, realise this was 11 years ago "

Young and stupid lol.

He went straight to ships surgery and was fine. Looked a LOT worse than it was.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Jeez! Hope you are ok well..considering what's happened that is.

Get better soon x

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