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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

We all occasionally have days when we see inanimate objects and think about sticking them in our bums, NOT! But jokes aside, the action of Brits sticking random objects in their bottoms is apparently more common than one might think.

According to a story published in the Metro last month, the NHS loses about £350,000 every year removing objects that have got stuck in patients’ rectums.

These objects include (but are not limited to) live eels, glass bottles, instant coffee jars with pins in the lid, Buzz Lightyear toys, concrete mix and aubergines, the newspaper reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought just a finger would be fun ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a moment, I thought someone tried the newspaper too.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"For a moment, I thought someone tried the newspaper too."

Nah, I just wipe my arse with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started in my teens with a pencil. Rubber came off and haven't seen it since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started with fingers, then butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Started in my teens with a pencil. Rubber came off and haven't seen it since! "

Whole new meaning to rub one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.

Title will be "The black hole"

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Why concrete mix, mind baffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.

Title will be "The black hole""

Lloyd Grossman presents, Through The Arsehole!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"For a moment, I thought someone tried the newspaper too."

That would be sick!

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By *axmanaterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anyone lost a watch ?

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By *lcoupleneCouple
over a year ago

morpeth

When will people learn if there’s no flared base it’s done for good!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.

Title will be "The black hole""

You could combine it with a Generation Game type conveyor belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.

Title will be "The black hole"

Lloyd Grossman presents, Through The Arsehole! "

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Buzz Lightyear toys"

To infinity and beyond......!

I suppose it makes a change for some instead of stuffing a woody up there.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking about this, they must make a TV show about it. Each episode, they show a patient with each of the items in the arse and how they managed to remove it. Something like Dr.House.

Title will be "The black hole"

You could combine it with a Generation Game type conveyor belt."

Now I strongly believe that this idea is worth a million bucks.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Why concrete mix, mind baffles "

I figured they might be making a dildo that fits perfectly!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I remember reading once that a guy in America tried to get through customs but was stopped and found to have…wait for it….a gun up his arse(!!!)

Presumably it was a hand gun but even so, how the hell did he get it up there?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

The craziest thing I've heard was someone with a 'light bulb' after their ass

Most common apparently are 'bullet vibrators'

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Why concrete mix, mind baffles "

How did they get it up there?

Maybe they were trying to make a mould of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember reading once that a guy in America tried to get through customs but was stopped and found to have…wait for it….a gun up his arse(!!!)

Presumably it was a hand gun but even so, how the hell did he get it up there? "

Handle first if he's smart

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"I remember reading once that a guy in America tried to get through customs but was stopped and found to have…wait for it….a gun up his arse(!!!)

Presumably it was a hand gun but even so, how the hell did he get it up there? "
with great difficulty and copious amounts of vasaline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all occasionally have days when we see inanimate objects and think about sticking them in our bums, NOT! But jokes aside, the action of Brits sticking random objects in their bottoms is apparently more common than one might think.

According to a story published in the Metro last month, the NHS loses about £350,000 every year removing objects that have got stuck in patients’ rectums.

These objects include (but are not limited to) live eels, glass bottles, instant coffee jars with pins in the lid, Buzz Lightyear toys, concrete mix and aubergines, the newspaper reported.

"

ANYTHING is a dildo if you are brave enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all occasionally have days when we see inanimate objects and think about sticking them in our bums, NOT! But jokes aside, the action of Brits sticking random objects in their bottoms is apparently more common than one might think.

According to a story published in the Metro last month, the NHS loses about £350,000 every year removing objects that have got stuck in patients’ rectums.

These objects include (but are not limited to) live eels, glass bottles, instant coffee jars with pins in the lid, Buzz Lightyear toys, concrete mix and aubergines, the newspaper reported.

ANYTHING is a dildo if you are brave enough! "

Agreed

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Please correct me if I'm wrong, didn't the pet shop boys get their name from an incident with a hamster up a bum?!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Please correct me if I'm wrong, didn't the pet shop boys get their name from an incident with a hamster up a bum?!"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien anal probe

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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago

Ryde, Isle of Wight

Rectum? Well it didn't do 'em any good

I'll see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only big dicks, tongues up my arsehole and nothing else.

oh yeah, my s/s shower attachment for when I do an enema to ensure super clean rectum before play.

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