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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Mustard dosn't taste hot anymore

Maybe covid has ruined our taste buds

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter"

It just squirts in ridiculous directions. It’s been the last few ones I bought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

"

All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol "

Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film "

. Alright smart arse

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mustard dosn't taste hot anymore

Maybe covid has ruined our taste buds "

I don’t like mustard. I don’t know about that one.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol

Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before "

They are all the same, i tried different ones to see if it was brand specific lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film

. Alright smart arse "

At least it’s not in those glass bottles that take about a month to get a single droplet of sauce out.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film

. Alright smart arse

At least it’s not in those glass bottles that take about a month to get a single droplet of sauce out."

Then the whole lot comes out at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter

It just squirts in ridiculous directions. It’s been the last few ones I bought!"

I see the sub-text didn't quite land there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you know how we feel when peeing sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film

. Alright smart arse

At least it’s not in those glass bottles that take about a month to get a single droplet of sauce out.

Then the whole lot comes out at once "

The worst. It needs to come in those new fairy liquid bottles.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol

Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before "

Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol

Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before

Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha "

I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter

It just squirts in ridiculous directions. It’s been the last few ones I bought!

I see the sub-text didn't quite land there "

Its Nora, give her a few minutes to catch up with the rest of us....

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol

Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before

Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha

I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too!"

Get off your own post right now.... the door is to the right.....

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Now you know how we feel when peeing sometimes "

. I stuck a fork in it. See if that will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk of cling film and squirting reminds me I need to buy some dental dams

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol

Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before

Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha

I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too!

Get off your own post right now.... the door is to the right....."

Haha. It’s true! I always got called a snob coz I’d only buy branded. I’m a snob no more!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on "

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on "

I don’t do corned beef

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"All this talk of cling film and squirting reminds me I need to buy some dental dams "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly...."

So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Victory V’s. I remember back in the day you’d put one in your mouth and your head would explode.

The newer ones hardly raise the temperature

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Victory V’s. I remember back in the day you’d put one in your mouth and your head would explode.

The newer ones hardly raise the temperature "

I had to google that and I’ve never seen those

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I with you on the ketchup, had a BBQ at the weekend and the table got more sauce than the burgers, made a larger hole in the bottle that helped

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....

So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape "

If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha

It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I with you on the ketchup, had a BBQ at the weekend and the table got more sauce than the burgers, made a larger hole in the bottle that helped"

It’s weird. Never had this issue before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on "
if I want corn beef I buy the slices now much easier

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on if I want corn beef I buy the slices now much easier "

Damn right haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....

So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape

If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha

It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space "

I get that if it was 1940

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Stop being tight and buy a good quality cling film.

Same goes for tin foil.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Corned beef smells like cat food.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....

So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape

If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha

It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space

I get that if it was 1940 "

You still live like you're in 1940

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Stop being tight and buy a good quality cling film.

Same goes for tin foil."

I do though. I don’t buy the cheap ones. Tin foil is fine.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....

So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape

If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha

It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space

I get that if it was 1940

You still live like you're in 1940"

Pppfffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hole the Mayo comes out of is smaller so now it's like a sodding water pistol

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up "

I feel your pain! It’s getting silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up "

Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Now you know how we feel when peeing sometimes

. I stuck a fork in it. See if that will help "

Yes, stretch the hole Nora!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up

Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet? "

And squirted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up

Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet?

And squirted "

How did I miss that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up

Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet?

And squirted "

LOL you lot are incorrigible

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up

Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet?

And squirted

LOL you lot are incorrigible "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up "

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

other


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

"

You see, in the pursuit of convenience we have resorted to ketchup bottles that squirt rather than good old struggle of shaking the bugger and smacking it’s bottom until it starts flowing. And now what? We have an uneven spread across our chop shop chips

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

You see, in the pursuit of convenience we have resorted to ketchup bottles that squirt rather than good old struggle of shaking the bugger and smacking it’s bottom until it starts flowing. And now what? We have an uneven spread across our chop shop chips "

You’re not wrong there general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!

First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.

Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?

You see, in the pursuit of convenience we have resorted to ketchup bottles that squirt rather than good old struggle of shaking the bugger and smacking it’s bottom until it starts flowing. And now what? We have an uneven spread across our chop shop chips "

Apparently the best place to bang is right at the neck, that's why they put the 57 there as an indicator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up

"

That doesn't sound like a problem to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never got the hang of cling film, good name though as clings to itself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up

That doesn't sound like a problem to me "

Your inbox may beg to differ

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have never got the hang of cling film, good name though as clings to itself.. "

And if you get it all uneven on the roll well that’s it! May as well throw it away! There’s no sorting that out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up

That doesn't sound like a problem to me

Your inbox may beg to differ "

My inbox is gathering more cobwebs than my gammy hole

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up

"

Well you’ve lowered the tone of my lovely clean thread now haven’t you!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Corned beef smells like cat food."

And tastes like dog food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never got the hang of cling film, good name though as clings to itself..

And if you get it all uneven on the roll well that’s it! May as well throw it away! There’s no sorting that out! "

I know & that's after you have struggled to find the start of it..

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up

That doesn't sound like a problem to me

Your inbox may beg to differ

My inbox is gathering more cobwebs than my gammy hole "

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Apparently the best place to bang is right at the neck, that's why they put the 57 there as an indicator"

I didn't know that's why the 57 is there, but my grand dad taught me to get the sauce out that way. Banging the bottom (ooh, er!) is probably the worst place.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....

So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape "

Could be worse. Have you ever tried opening one of those frigging fray bentos pie tins?

Impossible.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on

Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....

So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape

Could be worse. Have you ever tried opening one of those frigging fray bentos pie tins?

Impossible.

A"

That's what you get for buying a pie in a tin

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol

Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before

Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha

I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too!"

*adding to list......

Winston

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