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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha hate the things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it want Marmite flavoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gotta be well pissed when you eat them lol......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ew i ain't coming near you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least it want Marmite flavoured "

I adore Marmite, but mixing it with a Pot Noodle would be an abomination!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pot noodles should be banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no you can't put marmite in with pot noodles

Marmite is lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pot noodles should be banned"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew it was going to be bad when I looked at it and it just looked like tramps sick mixed with baby poo.

Apparently it was chicken flavoured, tasted like no chicken I've even eaten!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You should have had edible dormouse instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should have had edible dormouse instead."

What have the Romans ever done for us?!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

surely your nose told you it was wrong before it reached your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, you made the classic beginner's mistake.

You have to be really, really d*unk to eat one. They're a chunder assistance device, not food.

If you're sober, you'd be better off eating the packaging. More nutritional content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should have had edible dormouse instead.

What have the Romans ever done for us?!"

Built a big wall round Silchester that I can go and walk round when bored.

Other than that, nothing much I can think of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah, you made the classic beginner's mistake.

You have to be really, really d*unk to eat one. They're a chunder assistance device, not food.

If you're sober, you'd be better off eating the packaging. More nutritional content. "

Why weren't you here to warn me?! And, what's taking the man from Domino's so long?!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"

Used to love them when I was a teenager especially after a heavy night out....

Tried to eat one a while back and

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ewww pot noodles are awful.....now domimos there's a plan...and its 2 for 1 Tuesday

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By *londeandbrownCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Recently whilst on ship doing my thing the food was so bad that a pot noodle would have been exquisite cuisine after 3 weeks eating fish heads and other non edible things I'd have killed a person to get a pot noodle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac.... "

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally! "
well you ate it, not me!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"

I share your pain. I had one an hour ago. The taste just lingers like a really manky..... ....... ......

olive that's the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally! well you ate it, not me! "

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally! well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market! "
Not just the Japanese one i suspect......go for the bombay badboy next time and il bring my camcorder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally! well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market! Not just the Japanese one i suspect......go for the bombay badboy next time and il bring my camcorder"

Lol, you're on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I love the chicken micro noodles or even better a mugshot they are heaven in a mug x

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

At least it wasn't a cheese toastie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a cheese toastie!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally! well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market! "

Invent the live squid pot noodles first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"

Fascinated to know how you know what hot vomit being poured in your mouth having never experienced it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally! well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market!

Invent the live squid pot noodles first."

Raped by a Tentacle Pot Noodle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!

Fascinated to know how you know what hot vomit being poured in your mouth having never experienced it. "

I was a Para....Nuff said...lol

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I remember an episode of Red Dwarf, Lister was given the choise of a pot noodle or a tin of dog food. He chose the dog food. Says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!

Fascinated to know how you know what hot vomit being poured in your mouth having never experienced it.

I was a Para....Nuff said...lol"

Says it all then them Cherry Berrys are all a bit homoerotic in their games.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"
I dislike any of those hyperprocessed foods, they are just tons of chemicals!

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