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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you shag the Taliban? £5

How many of you have licked your Grandads false teeth? £8.50

How many frozen Gooseberries can you fit up your arse? £7.25

What Forum thread topics are you putting up for sale, Fabsters, and how much are you asking?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Would you shag the Taliban? £5

How many of you have licked your Grandads false teeth? £8.50

How many frozen Gooseberries can you fit up your arse? £7.25

What Forum thread topics are you putting up for sale, Fabsters, and how much are you asking?

"

"The secret guide to guaranteed meets. Or your money back. If you can find me."

Call it a tenner.......

A

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll take all of them and put, ‘Rectal Prolapses - hot or not?’ up for the bargain price of a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following the bellybutton thread yesterday. Would you rather eat earwax or bogies to save all the fabbers on your friends list?

It’s free because I don’t believe in profiting from this shit.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What's your favourite finger? £3.50

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

How many Fab users are lacking a sense of humour? £ Priceless

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I want to sell ALL of Wessex Tim's for £¹.°°

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"What's your favourite finger? £3.50"

The one that you gave me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you shag the Taliban? £5

How many of you have licked your Grandads false teeth? £8.50

How many frozen Gooseberries can you fit up your arse? £7.25

What Forum thread topics are you putting up for sale, Fabsters, and how much are you asking?

"

Ffs you just nicked all my ideas!

*scoops gooseberries out*

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

What do I get for 47p and half a pack of Fruitella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is your favourite colour Malteser ?

If you were an adverb, what adverb would you be ?

I'm offended my some shit I just made up, Help!!

Three for two, £5 the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waits to see inevitable's offers...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Waits to see inevitable's offers..."

It's only a matter of time. It's inevitable.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How do I remove cum stains from my neighbours Rhododendron? - a bargain at £2 folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I remove cum stains from my neighbours Rhododendron? - a bargain at £2 folks "

Sold! I have 5 Rhododendrons!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"What's your favourite finger? £3.50"

Followed up by what's your favourite finger of the person above you? No skipping posters! £5 the pair.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"How do I remove cum stains from my neighbours Rhododendron? - a bargain at £2 folks

Sold! I have 5 Rhododendrons!"

Awesome Be sure to come back next week when I will exclusively reveal how to remove semen stains from Alliums…

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"What's your favourite finger? £3.50

The one that you gave me. "

I hope you keep it somewhere safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I get for a lump of mouldy cheese and 4 monkey nuts?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The pop up book of cock pics" and the exciting sequel "The pop up book of cocks hanging out of the arses/mouths of random women".

£5 each or buy one, get one. Nothing in life is free.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not In Ham Forest - would you enter a woodland made of pig flesh?

£10,000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits to see inevitable's offers...

It's only a matter of time. It's inevitable..... "

*throws tomatoes*

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What would you do to the above posters buttocks? £8.53

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I remove cum stains from my neighbours Rhododendron? - a bargain at £2 folks

Sold! I have 5 Rhododendrons!

Awesome Be sure to come back next week when I will exclusively reveal how to remove semen stains from Alliums… "

Such a treasure you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits to see inevitable's offers...

It's only a matter of time. It's inevitable.....

*throws tomatoes*

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Harsh audience, Nero!

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"CD's, TV's and TS's need their own gender options". I'll be kind and offer it out for £1 a time, though the amount of use it'll get I'll make millions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The pop up book of cock pics" and the exciting sequel "The pop up book of cocks hanging out of the arses/mouths of random women".

£5 each or buy one, get one. Nothing in life is free.

A"

Definitely interested. When is Cocks over toilets expected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you prefer cocks over toilets?

£5,750 ono

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


""The pop up book of cock pics" and the exciting sequel "The pop up book of cocks hanging out of the arses/mouths of random women".

£5 each or buy one, get one. Nothing in life is free.

A

Definitely interested. When is Cocks over toilets expected? "

Soon. Very soon.

Just waiting for the editors to decide if its just loo seats 'up' or if that's too sexist. Oh and some debate going on as to whether the loos have to be flushed or not.

In the meantime there's a bonus special edition of "oh my god..my eyes, my eyes - the definitive collection of Fabs best gaping arsehole photos from the last 16 years" if you're keen on some interim reading material.

It's a 'scratch and sniff' special.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The immortal

Cock Snot up your fartpipe.

Comedy gold at a mere £50 a throw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you prefer cocks over toilets?

£5,750 ono"

And the Pop-up book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The pop up book of cock pics" and the exciting sequel "The pop up book of cocks hanging out of the arses/mouths of random women".

£5 each or buy one, get one. Nothing in life is free.

A

Definitely interested. When is Cocks over toilets expected?

Soon. Very soon.

Just waiting for the editors to decide if its just loo seats 'up' or if that's too sexist. Oh and some debate going on as to whether the loos have to be flushed or not.

In the meantime there's a bonus special edition of "oh my god..my eyes, my eyes - the definitive collection of Fabs best gaping arsehole photos from the last 16 years" if you're keen on some interim reading material.

It's a 'scratch and sniff' special.

A"

The Anal Extravaganza bonus? Ooh yes please?

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