FabSwingers.com forum: Why oh why oh why can’t we just get down to some good old fashioned flirting.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

After all it’s nice to flirt isn’t it.

Remember a fluttering of the eyelashes doesn’t mean that we’re on the bus to Shagsville Gretna Green, but it can mean I like you, I think you’re fun, oh my gorgeous boobs.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

No because I'm completely useless at flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Fiddles

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh good morning to you today fiddles

Am I doing it right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who’s stick do you want to fiddle?

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I’m an hopeless flirt it all comes out wrong

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not very good at flirting, so looking for someone to practise with

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good morning Fiddles

Good morning you. Flutter away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I knew how to, I would..

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh good morning to you today fiddles

Am I doing it right?

Well I’m having palpitations so there must be something going on.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No because I'm completely useless at flirting "

It comes with practice.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So who’s stick do you want to fiddle?

I’m sure we can make music.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m an hopeless flirt it all comes out wrong"

As long as it comes out, that sounds wrong, but you know.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Not very good at flirting, so looking for someone to practise with

But you’re Dirty Flirty Harry.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm always up for a flirt; it can be fun do it with messages although, I much prefer doing it in person... Anyone fancy a social?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I knew how to, I would.."

This is a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t flirt. I wouldn’t want to give the wrong impression. I’m only here for the forums.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Morning Fiddles.

I flutter my eyelashes often at a few people, it's got me no where

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m useless at flirting, it’s either 100% or so subtle that people don’t notice.

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

the

Not sure I know how to flirt...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t flirt. I wouldn’t want to give the wrong impression. I’m only here for the forums. "

I do impressions.

Frank Spencer and Tommy Cooper.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Morning.... do you cum here often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a flirt but I need to poop..

'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning Fiddles.

I flutter my eyelashes often at a few people, it's got me no where

Really, are they mad.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

And I'm crap at flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a flirt but I need to poop..

'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face

I knew it!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m useless at flirting, it’s either 100% or so subtle that people don’t notice. "

I’m sorry what are you trying to say

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Morning.... do you cum here often

Perfect.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I like a flirt but I need to poop..

'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face

That’ll be all that cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, I thought we were flirtin', Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The art of flirting and seduction is almost extinct

These days don’t you find?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Sometimes I get it when someone flirts with me. Other times it completely flies by me.

As for me, I do know how to flirt. Some have even said I am really good at it

Love me some chemistry and throw in some flirtious conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a flirt but I need to poop..

'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face

That’ll be all that cake.

Don't you be squizzing any more Victoria Sponge from me! I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a flirt but I need to poop..

'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face

I knew it!!

I could of shit on you! That would of been awkward

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By *ongandthickMan
over a year ago

exmouth

Flirting is the first step,can be the start of something big.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Why, I thought we were flirtin', Fiddles

Were is past tense, I prefer present tense.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ve never flirted before so this thread seems a good place to start

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sometimes I get it when someone flirts with me. Other times it completely flies by me.

As for me, I do know how to flirt. Some have even said I am really good at it

Love me some chemistry and throw in some flirtious conversation

I’ve still got my chemistry set I had as a kid, although I’ve run out of potassium permanganate.

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

"And I'm crap at flirting "

Me too FAF

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

You remember back in the day when you could lean your forearm on your mate and not be called creepy or gay?.... when you could ease a lady through a door you are holding open for her with an exaggerated wink and she would smile back in appreciation without calling you weird?.. when a single middle aged man could cut through a park full of kids and mums without being labelled paedo?

Those were the days when flirting was guaranteed harmless and 11% rate of positive results. Now, just holding the door is called sexist. Digging your mate in the ribs is gay. Making funny faces at a kid in a child seat is something else. Saying hi to a none friend is at worst, creepy and at best, met with silence.

These and many other things are why, in my opinion, flirting seems to be such an uphill task in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, I thought we were flirtin', Fiddles

Were is past tense, I prefer present tense.

Are you tense now, honey?

(Said in a Blanche Dubois accent

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Think I've lost my flirt sorry Fiddles.

I used to be the worst flirt in the world on here but I've forgotten how to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a flirt but I need to poop..

'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face

I knew it!!

I could of shit on you! That would of been awkward

That might of had gotten you struck off the Christmas card list

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Think I've lost my flirt sorry Fiddles.

I used to be the worst flirt in the world on here but I've forgotten how to

Did it run away with mine Grumpy?!

Jo.Xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Think I've lost my flirt sorry Fiddles.

I used to be the worst flirt in the world on here but I've forgotten how to

Worst or worst best.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Why, I thought we were flirtin', Fiddles

Were is past tense, I prefer present tense.

Are you tense now, honey?

(Said in a Blanche Dubois accent

Haha you’ve got my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost a chair.. I need to SIT ON SOMEONES FACE.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I can’t flirt. But at least I’m old (fashioned).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weeeeeell hello there

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"After all it’s nice to flirt isn’t it.

Remember a fluttering of the eyelashes doesn’t mean that we’re on the bus to Shagsville Gretna Green, but it can mean I like you, I think you’re fun, oh my gorgeous boobs.

Now… I would have been game. But the points of view , reference, has put me in mind of terry wogan and Ann Robinson . So I’m out

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Not sure I know how to flirt...

I think "innocently" bending over whilst wearing sexy lingerie is a good start Ms JamesxAnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love a good old fashioned flirt

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Why, I thought we were flirtin', Fiddles

Were is past tense, I prefer present tense.

Are you tense now, honey?

(Said in a Blanche Dubois accent

Oooh Blanche Dubois…. I’m back in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Felicitations Fiddles, my fit as fuck flirtatious friend

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Felicitations Fiddles, my fit as fuck flirtatious friend

Delectable D my delicious delight.

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By *adFridayMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Lol you can use mine, it has a nice warm beard cushion..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remember back in the day when you could lean your forearm on your mate and not be called creepy or gay?.... when you could ease a lady through a door you are holding open for her with an exaggerated wink and she would smile back in appreciation without calling you weird?.. when a single middle aged man could cut through a park full of kids and mums without being labelled paedo?

These and many other things are why, in my opinion, flirting seems to be such an uphill task in the real world. "

A point well made however I think the good folk on Fab are less tense about issues than society thankfully- Bob

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Think I've lost my flirt sorry Fiddles.

I used to be the worst flirt in the world on here but I've forgotten how to

Did it run away with mine Grumpy?!

Jo.Xx

Yes they are a couple now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Think I've lost my flirt sorry Fiddles.

I used to be the worst flirt in the world on here but I've forgotten how to

Worst or worst best.

Oh the worst best obvs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Think I've lost my flirt sorry Fiddles.

I used to be the worst flirt in the world on here but I've forgotten how to

Did it run away with mine Grumpy?!

Jo.Xx

Oh hellooooooooo hi gorgeous, you can practice with me if you like.

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By *adFridayMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Does that mean me wearing a monocle and Victorian top hat and getting me old chap out?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could go a smog right now

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm here for the D Fiddles, flirting on the forums doesn't get me the D.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I could go a smog right now

Need to go to London for that

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I could go a smog right now

Need to go to London for that

What a knob I am. Smoggy was a winning answer on pointless the other day.

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

I flirted at the office.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm here for the D Fiddles, flirting on the forums doesn't get me the D. "

The D, what on earth is the D. You look more like a double D to me.

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

Well that’s my thoughts as well sir.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

These and many other things are why, in my opinion, flirting seems to be such an uphill task in the real world.

A point well made however I think the good folk on Fab are less tense about issues than society thankfully- Bob"

You, my friend, are absobloominglutely right. Perhaps I should hang around here some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t flirt. I wouldn’t want to give the wrong impression. I’m only here for the forums.

I do impressions.

Frank Spencer and Tommy Cooper.

that’s good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember that Monty Python scene from the meaning of life?

The sex education, foreplay scene?

“Lick her clit?” “What’s wrong with a kiss boy?”

We often quote this when we receive “hey

how’s you? Wanna f*ck?” Messages.

Hopeless twats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s never happened to me as far as I’m aware. Mind you I’m rubbish at spotting the signals

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"After all it’s nice to flirt isn’t it.

Remember a fluttering of the eyelashes doesn’t mean that we’re on the bus to Shagsville Gretna Green, but it can mean I like you, I think you’re fun, oh my gorgeous boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember that Monty Python scene from the meaning of life?

The sex education, foreplay scene?

“Lick her clit?” “What’s wrong with a kiss boy?”

We often quote this when we receive “hey

how’s you? Wanna f*ck?” Messages.

Hopeless twats. "

I can’t remember anything past the beautiful ass I your profile picture

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Has there been flirting without me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh.. suits you sir

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember that Monty Python scene from the meaning of life?

The sex education, foreplay scene?

“Lick her clit?” “What’s wrong with a kiss boy?”

We often quote this when we receive “hey

how’s you? Wanna f*ck?” Messages.

Hopeless twats.

I can’t remember anything past the beautiful ass I your profile picture

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Fiddles, come hither, right now and flirt with me. Pronto.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x"

Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddles, come hither, right now and flirt with me. Pronto.

Only if you show me your Willy

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Fiddles, come hither, right now and flirt with me. Pronto.

Only if you show me your Willy

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Willy or won't he? It's only a matter of time.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x

Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one.

I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x

Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one.

I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x"

I’m absolutely sure it would be.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm here for the D Fiddles, flirting on the forums doesn't get me the D.

The D, what on earth is the D. You look more like a double D to me.

I learned on here that the D is a term for wanting sex; the D being the Dick

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x

Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one.

I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x

I’m absolutely sure it would be.

Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat…

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm here for the D Fiddles, flirting on the forums doesn't get me the D.

The D, what on earth is the D. You look more like a double D to me.

I learned on here that the D is a term for wanting sex; the D being the Dick

Does flirting wake the D up!?

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By *intsizedpocketrocketsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x

Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one.

I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x

I’m absolutely sure it would be.

Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat…"

Careful with that thermostat.... Tends to leak if you fiddle with it a little too much....

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x

Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one.

I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x

I’m absolutely sure it would be.

Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat…

Careful with that thermostat.... Tends to leak if you fiddle with it a little too much...."

Also has a boost button you need to be aware of. It’s when you start to fiddle with your screwdrivers that the temperatures and seepage get excessive…

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By *intsizedpocketrocketsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"Has there been flirting without me.

Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x

Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one.

I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x

I’m absolutely sure it would be.

Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat…

Careful with that thermostat.... Tends to leak if you fiddle with it a little too much....

Also has a boost button you need to be aware of. It’s when you start to fiddle with your screwdrivers that the temperatures and seepage get excessive…"

Sometimes it's more effective to have more than one screwdriver. It's difficult to tell what head a thermostat requires....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all it’s nice to flirt isn’t it.

Remember a fluttering of the eyelashes doesn’t mean that we’re on the bus to Shagsville Gretna Green, but it can mean I like you, I think you’re fun, oh my gorgeous boobs.

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I have gen lost the ability ,I can be polite and shit but utter fail when it comes to scoring

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