FabSwingers.com forum: why are all the fit women from down south

By *cotty1376 OP Man
over a year ago

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ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Quite a few up north aswel

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple
over a year ago

exeter

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

I agree wife is from south (Devon)

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By *meliaeWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Perhaps you’d be better off checking the ‘nearby’ search functions, rather than basing it on who comments in the forums? Plenty of attractive women up north!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

Err. Err. What the F? Lovely women up here (Scotland) and northern parts of England.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Up for it... Really great way of referring to women.

Good luck.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

Yep lots of hotties up north. Possibly a case of grass greener? Also easier to fantasise with prohibitive distance ha! Reality stays out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pick up warm beer and steps away from the bar area….

The uk is a big place. I don’t agree with most are down south. But, they’re not all in the northwest that’s for sure.

My fab sexy road trip would put in a lot of miles if I was to snog all the hot women on fab.

I’m just trying to find my first stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great start to the day, thanks.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

From experience there are more than enough beauts based up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great start to the day, thanks. "

You’d be a great start to my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great start to the day, thanks.

You’d be a great start to my day

I wouldn't be so sure, the last guy that saw me first thing on a morning fucked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great start to the day, thanks.

You’d be a great start to my day

I wouldn't be so sure, the last guy that saw me first thing on a morning fucked off. "

Maybe he should have gone to specsavers (other optician services are available ????)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great start to the day, thanks.

You’d be a great start to my day

I wouldn't be so sure, the last guy that saw me first thing on a morning fucked off. "

Hermes delivery drivers do that…they have a round to finish you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently ‘up for it’ means ‘hot’

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

"Great start to the day, thanks.

You’d be a great start to my day

I wouldn't be so sure, the last guy that saw me first thing on a morning fucked off. "

He was probably late for his bus

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Great start to the day, thanks.

You’d be a great start to my day

I wouldn't be so sure, the last guy that saw me first thing on a morning fucked off. "

What a tool

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently ‘up for it’ means ‘hot’

Are you hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to say, I'm quite happy I live in Liverpool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently ‘up for it’ means ‘hot’

Are you hot?

Depends who’s asking Woody

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I would say lots are too far away in all directions from me.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Eeeek, OP! Get that flak jacket on!

I make no comment on hot-ness, but always feels like the majority of Forum-ites are actually from ooop north to me! Maybe I'm just imagining it...

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"I would say lots are too far away in all directions from me.

Banbury is a nice place though stop there many of times while working

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Loads in my area. North Yorkshire.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Gravy. Lovely on a Sunday roast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB is from right here in the Midlands and she's really hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

Is that how you define hotness OP? From whether a woman is 'up for it'

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great start to the day, thanks.

You’d be a great start to my day

I wouldn't be so sure, the last guy that saw me first thing on a morning fucked off. "

What did you do to him?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a good car crash thread in a morning. Thanks OP, you delivered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Gravy. Lovely on a Sunday roast."

Not so lovely on chips though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Wales??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

It's the better food down south. Oop norf it's all pies and chips.

*burp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Gravy. Lovely on a Sunday roast.

Not so lovely on chips though

Jellied eels still a big seller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My FWB is from right here in the Midlands and she's really hot

Menopause is a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell you what, I hope the OP was using this as way of luring northern hotties out ... Coz if so, he's done a great job !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Wales??"

In a league of our own

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"My FWB is from right here in the Midlands and she's really hot

Menopause is a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Gravy. Lovely on a Sunday roast.

Not so lovely on chips though

Jellied eels still a big seller?

Them geezers always letting the side down

Well played

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Gravy. Lovely on a Sunday roast.

Not so lovely on chips though

Why not? Now if you'd said ice cream and gravy that would be odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There does seem to a large portion of forumites from the North, local searches not withstanding, but there are attractive ladies everywhere. (Esp in Wales and the South West

) So I suppose if the OP lives in the Antarctic? Everyone is South to him?

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

Bones feels special now

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Chips and gravy yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Gravy. Lovely on a Sunday roast.

Not so lovely on chips though

Why not? Now if you'd said ice cream and gravy that would be odd."

can’t they both be bad?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

What if you’re a northerner down south?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you’re a northerner down south?

You have to get up to get down

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s not true that all of the hot people are down south. However, after extensive research of living in three different areas of the UK in four years, I can confirm the theory that anyone that you connect with will be at least an hour away, irrespective of where you live or move to

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

You know what they say… the grass is always greener.

* except down south if there’s a patch of grass they’ll build expensive tiny flats on it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s not true that all of the hot people are down south. However, after extensive research of living in three different areas of the UK in four years, I can confirm the theory that anyone that you connect with will be at least an hour away, irrespective of where you live or move to

Now this is definitely true. Tis the law of fab!

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

"Perhaps you’d be better off checking the ‘nearby’ search functions, rather than basing it on who comments in the forums? Plenty of attractive women up north! "

This proves it beyond any doubt

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

There are loads of hotties up North East and West. Maybe we should swap homes for a week! Lol

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

That's true in my experience

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Southern women are Jezebels, they never scrub their door steps nor walk the whippet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rude

Hot northern person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently doing a Sheldon disapproving face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

LOL, I did a simple analysis of women on here about a week ago and the stats were

Scotland 10%

North-east and West 27%

East and West Midlands 29%

South East and West)15%

London 12%

Wales 5%

Ireland 2%

Based on these, there are more women in the midlands and north looking than here in the South..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!

LOL, I did a simple analysis of women on here about a week ago and the stats were

Scotland 10%

North-east and West 27%

East and West Midlands 29%

South East and West)15%

London 12%

Wales 5%

Ireland 2%

Based on these, there are more women in the midlands and north looking than here in the South.."
more of them, but all mingers, right ....

(Jk, some of my hottest friends are northern!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a certain Northern girl to go south of my border….

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"..more of them, but all mingers, right ....

OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!

LOL, I did a simple analysis of women on here about a week ago and the stats were

Scotland 10%

North-east and West 27%

East and West Midlands 29%

South East and West)15%

London 12%

Wales 5%

Ireland 2%

Based on these, there are more women in the midlands and north looking than here in the South..more of them, but all mingers, right ....

(Jk, some of my hottest friends are northern!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of beautiful ladies in the north

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

This is definitely the way to cheer up the northern lasses on a Thursday morning....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Now this is definitely true. Tis the law of fab!"

I’m going to frame this. You just agreed with me Nora!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

#NoTall what’s?

I’m offended by your heightist stance

*flounces*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

#NoTall what’s?

I’m offended by your heightist stance

*flounces* "

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

#NoTall what’s?

I’m offended by your heightist stance

*flounces*

You’re from way down south. Must be a real hottie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps you’d be better off checking the ‘nearby’ search functions, rather than basing it on who comments in the forums? Plenty of attractive women up north! "

Says the lady from up north

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What about us Midlanders?! Are we hot or not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

So if we call out misogynistic comments we're snowflakes? And here lies the problem of people feeling they can't express themselves because of this. You don't have to agree with it but don't be derogatory to those who do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about us Midlanders?! Are we hot or not?!

Didn't you know? Anywhere above London is up north. We're in the same ugly, grotesque boat

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What about us Midlanders?! Are we hot or not?!

Didn't you know? Anywhere above London is up north. We're in the same ugly, grotesque boat

Waaaahhhh!!!!

Sad times!!

Jo.Xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

I'm not sure this rises to misogyny, it's just a poorly thought out sweeping statement. Like umpteen other poorly thought out sweeping statements.

Given the hashtag is "not all men", though, yes, I was really attacking women here. Well done

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

A lot of hotties up north just a bit short here in the midlands (a few exceptions)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

I'm not sure this rises to misogyny, it's just a poorly thought out sweeping statement. Like umpteen other poorly thought out sweeping statements.

Given the hashtag is "not all men", though, yes, I was really attacking women here. Well done

I say it as I see it, my perspective. Never said you were attacking women but to label someone a snowflake is derogatory imho.

Have a lovely day

But have a lovely day.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

I'm not sure this rises to misogyny, it's just a poorly thought out sweeping statement. Like umpteen other poorly thought out sweeping statements.

Given the hashtag is "not all men", though, yes, I was really attacking women here. Well done

I say it as I see it, my perspective. Never said you were attacking women but to label someone a snowflake is derogatory imho.

Have a lovely day

But have a lovely day. "

Ok. Thanks for your perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about us Midlanders?! Are we hot or not?!

Yeah we are

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"#notall...

Oh wait. I'm not a reactionary snowflake. As you were

#NoTall what’s?

I’m offended by your heightist stance

*flounces*

You’re from way down south. Must be a real hottie.

I’m in Manchester…

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Water up north is rough and it’s cheaper living up there so all the undesirables go there

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By *cotty1376 OP Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"I do love a good car crash thread in a morning. Thanks OP, you delivered.

happy to oblige, note to others, don't create threads while d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be daft theres beauty everywhere not just the south borth east south WEST

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"I do love a good car crash thread in a morning. Thanks OP, you delivered.

happy to oblige, note to others, don't create threads while d*unk "

No man bring it on. I put this stuff in a can and drink it. It’s great entertainment value on here

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"There does seem to a large portion of forumites from the North, local searches not withstanding, but there are attractive ladies everywhere. (Esp in Wales and the South West

) So I suppose if the OP lives in the Antarctic? Everyone is South to him?"

You mean in the Arctic if everywhere else is south to him?

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By *cotty1376 OP Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"I do love a good car crash thread in a morning. Thanks OP, you delivered.

Took notes from the best ^^^^

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"ive looked at a lot of profiles on the forum, why do most of the hot ladies come from down south ? lets show us northeners theres lots of up females up for it !!!"

Well you just cunt punted every women from other locations. Just cock blocked yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the girls north of Watford smell of chips, it's true.

Can't tell from the pictures though.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"All the girls north of Watford smell of chips, it's true.

Can't tell from the pictures though."

I Love Chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the...?

Theres fit women everywhere, may not be fit for you but they're everywhere

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

They are attracted south due to the quality of men.

Research by Sydney University clearly shows that southern men are the best lovers in the world.

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

"There does seem to a large portion of forumites from the North, local searches not withstanding, but there are attractive ladies everywhere. (Esp in Wales and the South West

) So I suppose if the OP lives in the Antarctic? Everyone is South to him?

You mean in the Arctic if everywhere else is south to him? "

From the reception his message got from ladies “up north” got he may as well move there lol

As a female living in the greater London area, I have to say that gorgeous people can be found at all cardinal points of the planet and I am referring to both internal as well as external beauty.

Maybe he needs to go to SpecSavers?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Water up north is rough and it’s cheaper living up there so all the undesirables go there "

Manchester corporation pop is sweet, sweet nectar. Not like that disgusting slosh that comes out of the taps of London

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

The beauts are all over the country

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By *cotty1376 OP Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"The beauts are all over the country

I agree and apologies for any offence to women from the north, I was d*unk when started thread and obviously didn't word it correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The beauts are all over the country

I agree and apologies for any offence to women from the north, I was d*unk when started thread and obviously didn't word it correctly "

What other way is there to word that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Speak for yourself

Trying hard to love you but you make it tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put a bag over their faces, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love a good car crash thread in a morning. Thanks OP, you delivered.

happy to oblige, note to others, don't create threads while d*unk "

You need to drink more!

*All* women are hot when the beer goggles are on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just put a bag of chips over their faces, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re fit because we don’t put gravy on everything

Speak for yourself

Trying hard to love you but you make it tough

Hahaaa to be fair my "gravy" is actually mayo. I could probably sponsor Hellmanns for a year or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the opposite of this.

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By *aughtycheshirecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Lots of attractive girls up north but hard to find single girls to meet us. My Wife is definitely hot

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

We’ve lived all over the UK so no idea where I fit in.. probably best to just assume a position next to the rest of the many mingers here

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