FabSwingers.com forum: Hyper Aggressive Hamsters

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Scientists have made the horrifying discovery that if you gene-hack hamsters they turn into aggressive, furry, small balls of fury.

Who knew that mucking around with the course of nature could have such extreme side effects?

Researchers at Georgia State University have released a breakdown of their hamster experiments and included what could be the scientific understatement of the year.

The statement reads: "[The research of] gene-edited hamsters for studies of social neuroscience [has] found that the biology behind social behaviour may be more complex than previously thought."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This reminds me of the man eating rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like those purple minions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that you, Gerry?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Bloody hell.. is this all over the news?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Scientists have made the horrifying discovery that if you gene-hack hamsters they turn into aggressive, furry, small balls of fury.

Who knew that mucking around with the course of nature could have such extreme side effects?

Researchers at Georgia State University have released a breakdown of their hamster experiments and included what could be the scientific understatement of the year.

The statement reads: "[The research of] gene-edited hamsters for studies of social neuroscience [has] found that the biology behind social behaviour may be more complex than previously thought."

Fancy, who would have thought !

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh for God's sake don't let Tom see this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hamster recently died…I miss her so much. She was the loveliest hamster you’d ever meet, always climbing into other people’s hands and loving on everyone. If she was the opposite, well…I’d back away and avoid all eye contact with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh for God's sake don't let Tom see this thread."

Too late...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Bloody hell.. is this all over the news?"

Too late, he's here.

Now don't panic Tom, they're not out in the wild.

Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that you, Gerry? "

You can't mix gerbils and hamsters up!!!

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Bloody hell.. is this all over the news?"

There all over the news Tom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell.. is this all over the news?

Too late, he's here.

Now don't panic Tom, they're not out in the wild.

Yet."

He’ll worry when they take up arms

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I absolutely adore my Hamster. He's so friendly and lovable. His name is Parma. As in Parma Ham(ster). (Totally serious).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hamster from when I was a kid must have already been modified. It was the most evil little ball of fluff I’ve ever known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that you, Gerry?

You can't mix gerbils and hamsters up!!!"

I beg to differ...

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Bloody hell.. is this all over the news?"

Can't believe you missed this one Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that you, Gerry?

You can't mix gerbils and hamsters up!!!

I beg to differ...

Just wait till Gerry returns, he'll tell you.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Bloody hell.. is this all over the news?

Can't believe you missed this one Tom!"

I was surprised he did not mention this..

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Is that you, Gerry?

You can't mix gerbils and hamsters up!!!

I beg to differ...

Just wait till Gerry returns, he'll tell you. "

Hope he does....from a gerbil perspective...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Tom very interested in this story..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that you, Gerry?

You can't mix gerbils and hamsters up!!!

I beg to differ...

Just wait till Gerry returns, he'll tell you. "

I meant I got them mixed up..

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

How dangerous are these buggers.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"How dangerous are these buggers."

They'll breed with rats and live in the sewers.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I absolutely adore my Hamster. He's so friendly and lovable. His name is Parma. As in Parma Ham(ster). (Totally serious).

They don't live long though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them..."

Can I pick one up at pets at home?

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...

Can I pick one up at pets at home?"

Other Pet Stores are available...

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"My hamster recently died…I miss her so much. She was the loveliest hamster you’d ever meet, always climbing into other people’s hands and loving on everyone. If she was the opposite, well…I’d back away and avoid all eye contact with her

Are you sure she wasn't a tribble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...

Can I pick one up at pets at home?

Other Pet Stores are available..."

Yeah but my local one is right next Tesco.

I can do my big shop and pick up a crazy little hamster dude.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...

Can I pick one up at pets at home?

Other Pet Stores are available...

Yeah but my local one is right next Tesco.

I can do my big shop and pick up a crazy little hamster dude. "

Ask for the genetically modified one and you may get one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is how critters was made

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's a rat Manuel

No Mr fawlty... is hamster

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Glaswegian hamster called Special Patrol Group (SPG for short)....Vyvyan Basterd....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it mught stop celebrities sticking them up their bums, poor little creatures.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Colchester

Freddy Star ate one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddy Star ate one"

I thought that was Richard Gere?

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Freddy Star ate one

I thought that was Richard Gere?"

Freddie Starr ate my hamster was the newspaper headline....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...

Can I pick one up at pets at home?

Other Pet Stores are available...

Yeah but my local one is right next Tesco.

I can do my big shop and pick up a crazy little hamster dude. "

Yes I got one for my son from Pets at home. Think you need ID.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its because they crossed em with sharks blood

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I absolutely adore my Hamster. He's so friendly and lovable. His name is Parma. As in Parma Ham(ster). (Totally serious).

They don't live long though

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They live about two years.

Longer than an orgasm but shorter than a love affair.

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