FabSwingers.com forum: How many grains of rice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you fit in your belly button?

As Compersion might say, I’m curious to know.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

*This was filmed under laboratory conditions. Please don't try this at home*

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I'm sure I'm not qualified to test this as I only have risotto rice, but 36.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

One teaspoon of rice pudding it was all I had.....

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"One teaspoon of rice pudding it was all I had.....

Messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not tried it yet but I think I can get 50 grains in.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Not tried it yet but I think I can get 50 grains in.

No need to boast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not tried it yet but I think I can get 50 grains in.

Number them then post a pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One teaspoon of rice pudding it was all I had.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I went to try this and hooked out a load (of what I think is rice) that I never knew was previously in there….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleugh

nope, not doing it!

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

suppose it depends on inny or outy status - bit like some of the smaller blokes in winter hahahahaha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I have just now excavated an old half penny from my navel.

I will dig a bit deeper into this wondrous and uncharted realm. Indeed, I wonder if there’s any fossils in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update: I have just now excavated an old half penny from my navel.

I will dig a bit deeper into this wondrous and uncharted realm. Indeed, I wonder if there’s any fossils in here? "

Hello!

Hellooooo!

Hellooooooooo!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Update: I have just now excavated an old half penny from my navel.

I will dig a bit deeper into this wondrous and uncharted realm. Indeed, I wonder if there’s any fossils in here?

Hello!

Hellooooo!

Hellooooooooo!

Good Lord! I think someone’s trapped in there! I’ll fetch my rappelling gear and feed down a line….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we taking long grain, basmati or brown rice?

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Are we taking long grain, basmati or brown rice?"

sticky coconut rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we taking long grain, basmati or brown rice?

sticky coconut rice"

That could get messy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was gonna do a new thread but cba.

But following this I’ve just wondered-

would you rather do a foreskin shot (shot out of someone’s foreskin or a bellybutton shot (shot out of someone’s bellybutton)??

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I was gonna do a new thread but cba.

But following this I’ve just wondered-

would you rather do a foreskin shot (shot out of someone’s foreskin or a bellybutton shot (shot out of someone’s bellybutton)??

That would...sting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna do a new thread but cba.

But following this I’ve just wondered-

would you rather do a foreskin shot (shot out of someone’s foreskin or a bellybutton shot (shot out of someone’s bellybutton)??

I’m out

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 25/05/22 15:51:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna do a new thread but cba.

But following this I’ve just wondered-

would you rather do a foreskin shot (shot out of someone’s foreskin or a bellybutton shot (shot out of someone’s bellybutton)??

This needs to be a new thread Steve!

Also, you should get a job as a prime time tv quiz show writer.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I was gonna do a new thread but cba.

But following this I’ve just wondered-

would you rather do a foreskin shot (shot out of someone’s foreskin or a bellybutton shot (shot out of someone’s bellybutton)??

Foreskin cam - I like thy thinking good sir; I’ll get Elon Musk to fund the prototype

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

NEW THREAD INCOMING! But carry on with the rice challenge. I’m going to try now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Absolutely shitloads. My belly button is like a black hole - you can't see the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you fit in your belly button?

As Compersion might say, I’m curious to know. "

On a slight tangent I just found out what "compersion" is today!

But I have a decent sized bellybutton. I would estimate 'lots'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was gonna do a new thread but cba.

But following this I’ve just wondered-

would you rather do a foreskin shot (shot out of someone’s foreskin or a bellybutton shot (shot out of someone’s bellybutton)??

This needs to be a new thread Steve!

Also, you should get a job as a prime time tv quiz show writer.

Could you imagine that show? It would be chaotic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you fit in your belly button?

As Compersion might say, I’m curious to know.

On a slight tangent I just found out what "compersion" is today!

But I have a decent sized bellybutton. I would estimate 'lots' "

I only found out the other day myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as many as i can fit up my nose.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Cooked or dry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missing the scientific part here,

Cooked or uncooked? Also, belly button sweat will impact the experiment as the rice soaks it up and swells.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Cooked or dry?"

is cooked girthyer for you size queens?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Missing the scientific part here,

Cooked or uncooked? Also, belly button sweat will impact the experiment as the rice soaks it up and swells. "

Was right there with you.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Cooked or dry?

is cooked girthyer for you size queens?

I’m not a size queen. I do however want to be precise with my answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 duh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooked or dry?"
dry for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Missing the scientific part here,

Cooked or uncooked? Also, belly button sweat will impact the experiment as the rice soaks it up and swells. "

And cooked for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooked or dry?

is cooked girthyer for you size queens?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna do a new thread but cba.

But following this I’ve just wondered-

would you rather do a foreskin shot (shot out of someone’s foreskin or a bellybutton shot (shot out of someone’s bellybutton)??

you sick puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you fit in your belly button?

As Compersion might say, I’m curious to know.

On a slight tangent I just found out what "compersion" is today!

But I have a decent sized bellybutton. I would estimate 'lots'

I only found out the other day myself!

It was randomly mentioned in a podcast I listened to today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooked or dry?"

Asking the important questions!

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