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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Honestly some of the updates crack me up

Why would you

Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting

If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid

So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?

No naming or shaming just a fun and banter

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

Nothing interesting happening at the moment, but it seems lots of people have plans at 4:20.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Someone's out of messages until tomorrow, that's an awful lot of messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Updates?

My feed is rather dull.

Either I live in a black hole or I've filtered too many out . . . .

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Nothing interesting happening at the moment, but it seems lots of people have plans at 4:20."

Do you live near snoop dog and the boys??

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone's out of messages until tomorrow, that's an awful lot of messages!"

How many messages do we get a day to send ?

Fuck I barely have had 50 messages in total since joining

I guess I’m just not too popular

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody "

Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though "

Ooo he sounds like a dirty dog

Stay clear

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Mostly lots of new people joining up.

A few bored and horny guys looking for someone to help them out.

All rather dull today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’ve always wondered how many message you can send per day, I’ve never reached it anyway.

Kinda makes me think some people are just messaging anything with a pulse within a few miles of them?!

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Mostly lots of new people joining up.

A few bored and horny guys looking for someone to help them out.

All rather dull today."

Haha if they can’t do it themselves their no fucking use to anyone else ey

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Yeah I’ve always wondered how many message you can send per day, I’ve never reached it anyway.

Kinda makes me think some people are just messaging anything with a pulse within a few miles of them?! "

It wouldn’t suprice me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I’ve always wondered how many message you can send per day, I’ve never reached it anyway.

Kinda makes me think some people are just messaging anything with a pulse within a few miles of them?! "

Is it 100 for the free account? I've run out a few times before I started paying. When I was young and naive and replied to every person who messaged me. The halcyon days of my Fab youth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody

Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment "

Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Got somebody who wants to take a hot women fishing on the weekend, another want's someone to go to their office to make their desk shake.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Someone wants a hot guy to go clubs and parties with. If they miss out hot, I'm her man

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody

Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment

Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops. "

I’m sure you missed out on a earthshaking knee trembler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody

Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment

Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops.

I’m sure you missed out on a earthshaking knee trembler "

Er don't know. I'd blocked him.

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley

[Removed by poster at 25/05/22 18:39:33]

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Got somebody who wants to take a hot women fishing on the weekend, another want's someone to go to their office to make their desk shake. "

Ooo a fisherwoman

I’m not a fisherman and can’t it imagine it being the place where filthy dreams are made but hey,

Each to their own n all that

Are they removing screws from the legs of the desk …

If it’s a good quality well assembled desk you should be able to play tennis on it and it not shake

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody

Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment

Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops.

I’m sure you missed out on a earthshaking knee trembler

Er don't know. I'd blocked him. "

He sounds like a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing exciting, just an unfortunate lady who has also ran out of messages.

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By *ugby_FitMan
over a year ago

Nearby

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By *ugby_FitMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Like a ghost town in my inbox haha

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By *aul40nwMan
over a year ago

wirral

A lot of townhouse references for the weekend ... and someone is full but never ate lunch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some top quality lamp post pissing with someone lining up their third meet with a certain sexy man...

It screams of "you know who you are"

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Honestly some of the updates crack me up

Why would you

Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting

If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid

So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?

No naming or shaming just a fun and banter "

I saw that one

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Honestly some of the updates crack me up

Why would you

Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting

If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid

So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?

No naming or shaming just a fun and banter

I saw that one "

What was your thoughts?

did fab really need to know ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Someone's out of messages until tomorrow, that's an awful lot of messages!"

I have been a member here since fab started just about and didnt know there was a limit to messages

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Honestly some of the updates crack me up

Why would you

Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting

If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid

So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?

No naming or shaming just a fun and banter

I saw that one

What was your thoughts?

did fab really need to know ? "

Nah…TMI as with most things on fab x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though

Ooo he sounds like a dirty dog

Stay clear "

I do, don't worry... Although occasionally post him a retort... Can't help meself

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Someone is looking for a good hard duck tomorrow morning

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Someone is going to have snow fun in London tonight

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

That one should definitely be reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a guy near me who keeps reposting the same really badly photoshopped pic of “himself”.

Unless his head really is that out of proportion with the rest of his body, in which case I kinda want to meet him…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is looking for a good hard duck tomorrow morning "

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though

Ooo he sounds like a dirty dog

Stay clear

I do, don't worry... Although occasionally post him a retort... Can't help meself "

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone is looking for a good hard duck tomorrow morning "

As I’ve said previously each to their own

But webbed feet are a huge turn off

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone is going to have snow fun in London tonight "

I’ve heard it’s a bit chilly back in the uk but snow in may …. really

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Someone want someone to throatfuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is always bored near me.

And everyone is getting reviews, sorry veriis.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My favourite update today is a man who's posted 2 pictures. One is in a clean and tidy bathroom, perfect lighting, bronzed Adonis body, taken from just behind him so you see his arm and the reflection in the mirror. A gorgeous picture. The second is a picture of his cock. Also in a bathroom. A messy one. Not great lighting, not a great angle.

It's a great juxtaposition

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone want someone to throatfuck "

Well how nice I’m sure they have an orderly queue at their door

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Someone is always bored near me.

And everyone is getting reviews, sorry veriis. "

Review my shag.com

Compare the ride.com

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By *ememberTheName OP   Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"My favourite update today is a man who's posted 2 pictures. One is in a clean and tidy bathroom, perfect lighting, bronzed Adonis body, taken from just behind him so you see his arm and the reflection in the mirror. A gorgeous picture. The second is a picture of his cock. Also in a bathroom. A messy one. Not great lighting, not a great angle.

It's a great juxtaposition "

The dirty bastard messy bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of men locally looking to meet (very accommodating of them I thought) and someone in particular suggested they were looking for a pussy to lick ( have kept my cats indoors as a result). Otherwise nothing to report- Bob

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Someone is looking for a good hard duck tomorrow morning

As I’ve said previously each to their own

But webbed feet are a huge turn off "

Avoid the Isle of Wight then

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