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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

guy fell down a drain on way to meet me ,was calling from drain hole thing waiting for rescue supposedly ...

funnily enough I saw him on another site looking for a meet at the same time

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

Who would not want to meet you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"guy fell down a drain on way to meet me ,was calling from drain hole thing waiting for rescue supposedly ...

funnily enough I saw him on another site looking for a meet at the same time

Hmm .. that's a bloody corker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

Who would not want to meet you

both"

Ha don't kid ya self .. loads don't show ..

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"guy fell down a drain on way to meet me ,was calling from drain hole thing waiting for rescue supposedly ...

funnily enough I saw him on another site looking for a meet at the same time

Hmm .. that's a bloody corker

I actually was quite chuffed with his effort on it ,, at lest it was unique ..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

He forgot!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"He forgot!

ahh yes that classic one

lol had that last week as it goes ... lady said she forget and fell asleep ...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"He forgot!

ahh yes that classic one

lol had that last week as it goes ... lady said she forget and fell asleep ... "

And there's me thinking I'm unforgettable! He was someone I met on and of for a year few years back x

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By *eeJMan
over a year ago

Warrington

His girlfriend just came home

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

In my excitement to rush to see you I was coming down the stairs and fell and banged my head and knocked myself out.

I've never had anyone not show or been a no show but you're welcome to this one if you need it

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

Who would not want to meet you

both

Ha don't kid ya self .. loads don't show .."

If I got the chance I would show up

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"His girlfriend just came home

ahh yes my man I have had that one lots on way to meet a guy before .. .. these guys just get horny and cum and then guilt kicks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He got arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People give excuses? I thought they just ghosted.

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Some of my best meets have been when someone has been let down and I'm they're second choice, one couple I met had been let down late at night and I just happened to be in the area, a very hot couple and plenty of fun had been had since, you know who you are

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Ex wife had died and he was having to move back too look after his kids.

Then a few weeks he messaged me out of the blue with a picture, and said he had a nice holiday and he getting divorced..

He was blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum/nan/sister has been taken to hospital.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

Who would not want to meet you

both

Ha don't kid ya self .. loads don't show .."

Crikey - I'd be making excuses to meet you!

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By *unky30Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

I'll show up if you invite me

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

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an older guy messaged saying sorry i could not meet but had to take the budgie to the vets to get its claws clipped which cost him £15,, tole him he shold have rung its skinny neck and could have bought a new one for £5 or got 3 for that price from a pet shop in our local town centre

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"He got arrested "

ha legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did use the excuse that I had crashed my car but I actually had, and took pics to show him. He was cool about it.

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

It amazes me why plan and not turn up.

I know when the cock gets bigger the brain shrinks lol.

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

never been stood up as such .. but have been messaged saying "child has had an accident i am at hospital" Never heard from them again. Then the " i put the address in the sat nav and its took me to pershore" " where are we meeting"... err birmingham centre!! never heard from her again... then of course the classic "my husband has found out i am on the site"

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By *odka StormCouple
over a year ago

somewhere near you

Dog was ill ..... second time dog had died ....there was no third obvs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"He forgot!

I did once genuinely forget. Only time I have ever not turned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one last week, morning of the meet got a message to say they had a throat infection so couldn’t possibly meet as they felt to ill , ok I thought no problem we sorted out another date, then the next day showing on her verification’s that she had 2 meets the very same morning! I don’t mind if someone changes their mind but I get pissed off when people lie.

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I had one recently that claimed he’d got lost in the street. Didn’t realise we (it was a group bukkake meet) had watched him drive up, park, lose his nerve and drive away.

Another one recently got called into work last minute. Then the next time gave him a chance he (claims) he turned up 40 mins late. I turn my phone silent when fun starts so he didn’t get in. He claims he was stuck in traffic yet none of the other 6 people who came, from various directions, encountered traffic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

Who would not want to meet you

both

Ha don't kid ya self .. loads don't show ..

If I got the chance I would show up"

Ahh yes until you got called in to work 6 mins before the actual meet

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Work emergency is a good catch-all and has been used a few times, though yes, it does grate when they go on to post a veri the next day.

I had someone cancel because it was raining (we were meeting in a pub, it wasn't raining in the pub), and one who I gave up on after an hour of "I'm on my way" and "fallen trees are holding me up". Weird, I drove down the same roads and had no issues at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He forgot!

Had this one quite a few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best excuses some one given for not showing up to a meet ?

1 guy crashed his car twice .. lmao

Sorry I was called in to work on an emergency

#the amount of guys that work night shift is untrue ..ya gotta laugh

Baby cut her first tooth so we got side tracked

an older guy messaged saying sorry i could not meet but had to take the budgie to the vets to get its claws clipped which cost him £15,, tole him he shold have rung its skinny neck and could have bought a new one for £5 or got 3 for that price from a pet shop in our local town centre

Fucking hell .. I bet you were sick as a parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep (right before they were going to send the address)

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Had to take the kid to the dentist.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

"guy fell down a drain on way to meet me ,was calling from drain hole thing waiting for rescue supposedly ...

funnily enough I saw him on another site looking for a meet at the same time

Wow, someone turned you down?,are they mad.

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By *errymanxxxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Excuses, but I do work nights,more people than you think work unsocial hours

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

Arranged to meet a fairly local guy who messaged an hour before to say that he couldn't make it anymore as he didn't have any transport

Happened to click on his profile the next morning to discover a new verification from the previous night from a single female!

Cheers!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Excuses, but I do work nights,more people than you think work unsocial hours "

But you wouldn't arrange to meet when you're on shift then cancel at the last minute.

My ex worked mad shifts so we never made plans more than three weeks in advance because that's all the shift info he had. Saw him for about 4 years and in all that time he cancelled once due to work (he moved his shifts at the last minute when an appointment came up for him to have a vasectomy).

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

She slipped and landed in A&E, needed surgery.

... Oh wait that was me and I had proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was getting in a taxi and his friend had a seizure so had to accompany him to hospital. I hoped that it was just an excuse and not true.

Another left me waiting before messaging to say he had another offer and was cancelling; Irony was she bailed on him so he messaged me again to say he was now available. Told him 'yep but not to meet you, I'm no one's back up plan'

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"He was getting in a taxi and his friend had a seizure so had to accompany him to hospital. I hoped that it was just an excuse and not true.

Sweet. Never be a number 2

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Not so much an excuse, but 15 mins before I was to meet this coupke they messaged "We don't want you"

Then blocked... Like, don't want to meet, fine, but I do have feelings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 2nd chances.

Many forget all actions speak louder than an excuses or words used to explain the full on Bullshite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His girlfriend just came home

ahh yes my man I have had that one lots on way to meet a guy before .. .. these guys just get horny and cum and then guilt kicks in "

Golden rule for his folks. Before you message have a wank. If you still want to meet them after the wank then drop a message and if you don't then don't message and waste their time and yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" my car broke down on the way"

When he'd actually gone to meet someone else.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

she was putting her lippy on while getting ready, pushed too hard cos she was distracted and chipped a tooth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one tell me that she had stubbed her toe really bad and could walk or drive because of it. It did make me laugh how she got verified the next day by another guy though for the night before.

I had to cancel a meet and told them I’d fallen down the stairs. They didn’t believe me but I actually had. Got 2 broken toes, burns down my back, a dislocated ankle and a serious headache!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

They were at a leaving event for a colleague but they were only there for a few minutes and then went back to work.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

He got really pissed at a wake!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Her mum was rushed into hospital having a heart attack/suspected heart attack.

A few weeks later, blew the rearranged meet out due to being in hospital herself for norovirus. The day she was discharged she flew off on holiday.

That was the end of her.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Wow you all get excuses?? I just got ghosted last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bin lorry has broken down and I can't get the car off the drive

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Fallen off a ladder.

And tried to meet him again 2 months later, gave him the benefit of the doubt.

Fallen off a lader again.

He should not be on a ladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell asleep. … I will repeat. ‘She fell asleep’.

Lesson learned. She gave women a bad name….

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"guy fell down a drain on way to meet me ,was calling from drain hole thing waiting for rescue supposedly ...

funnily enough I saw him on another site looking for a meet at the same time

Wow, someone turned you down?,are they mad. "

it happens about 60% of the time I find

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

though the the best one I actually respected was simply a guy said ,. look I have been wanking all morning and I have shot my load 4/5 times and my dick is too sore to meet .. I am not interested now ..

I was like cool man I can dig that .. enjoy the wank you had and block

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

"though the the best one I actually respected was simply a guy said ,. look I have been wanking all morning and I have shot my load 4/5 times and my dick is too sore to meet .. I am not interested now ..

I was like cool man I can dig that .. enjoy the wank you had and block

but ain't that like 4 or 5 he could have wasted in a better way?

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

“I’ve tested positive for Covid today” we’ve had this one a few times. Really, how bloody continent! What, like it’s a bloody global pandemic or something and all of a sudden everyone is getting it. Yeah right, jog on pal.

………. Oh wait …. What? I really must pay more attention to the news.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

"“I’ve tested positive for Covid today” we’ve had this one a few times. Really, how bloody continent! What, like it’s a bloody global pandemic or something and all of a sudden everyone is getting it. Yeah right, jog on pal.

………. Oh wait …. What? I really must pay more attention to the news. "

least you ain't had the monkey pox excuse yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Migraine and exhaustion were recent ones but ironically I had to call off a meet Friday as work called me in for a 12 hour shift. Didn’t feel nice putting off the meet when I wrote to her, you worry in case you’re seen as flighty - Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was like cool man I can dig that .. enjoy the wank you had and block

Got to be honest, I’d probably end up cracking one or 2 out knowing I was meeting you just so I lasted more than 4 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deleted her profile...

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I had a lady cancel on me because she had got Chlamydia from unprotected sex the previous week. Yes that’s exactly what she said.

I actually think she just didn’t want to meet and it was such an in your face excuse that I wouldn’t question it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once crashed my car twice in a day, once in Sainsbury's . Well a woman backed into the side of my car. At least I got her insurance details then into a lamp post out side my house. Luckily enough the same side as the lady hit it.

Good job I had no meet that day.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I've not had a meet yet on here. But can't wait for the excuses.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Packing for a 3 week holiday. Strange, as the social we had went very well so that one came out of the blue. Left it with her and never heard back. Win some lose some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did not like the look of my street so told the taxi to turn around

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