FabSwingers.com forum: Describe the perfect cock.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Now read this bit carefully. I’m not really that interested in the reality I just thought it would be fun.

For me the perfect cock has to have the girth of a lynx can, the length of an old style sky remote and have a skin tone that contrasts nicely with yellow tinged porcelain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The colour of a chamber pot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours Fiddles obviously

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The colour of a chamber pot?

With an oriental pattern?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yours Fiddles obviously

Obvs.

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire / South Bucks

Agree, has to be _iddlesticks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife tells me I’m a ‘complete dick’, but I think that might be a different context…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big shiny black ones with a big red crest on top of their head.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

clearly its mine .... if you agree I will be sending out even more haribo sweets I have left over from another thread earlier

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Its got to be mine as I'm always being told I'm a complete dick.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

One that works …. That’s also absolutely massive obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mr's is the best I've seen. Perfect for me in Size and girth and is pleasing to the eye

Mrs

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Nice feather's and shiny eye's.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Government is full of them, take your pick

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I like mine to have a nice bright comb and wattle, with a nice shiny and colourful plumage

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

Is there such thing as the perfect cock? If you, I'll make some enquiries into how I achieve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7-8 inch with a good amount of girth = perfect cock

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Mine- hilt deep inside Amanda Lambs house of fun

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"One that works …. That’s also absolutely massive obviously "

Absolutely massive or will about average cut the mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now read this bit carefully. I’m not really that interested in the reality I just thought it would be fun.

For me the perfect cock has to have the girth of a lynx can, the length of an old style sky remote and have a skin tone that contrasts nicely with yellow tinged porcelain

I'd be keen to know what the general consensus is.....

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"7-8 inch with a good amount of girth = perfect cock"

Thanks!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

One that's not veiny a nice shape helmet smooth tight balls and 5-6 inche length nice girth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7” not a very big helmet & with a curve in it … them ones really find the G-spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 to 6 inches long. Narrow girth which is equal along the length. Fully retracting foreskin with small helmet.

Not that I've thought about it much. And very hard to find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

"Agree, has to be _iddlesticks...

Mine could be a contenter lady?! Lol

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"7” not a very big helmet & with a curve in it … them ones really find the G-spot

You don't need a curve to hit the spot, it's all to do with positioning and angle of entry.

If the man lowers himself down a bit, his cock will go up more and rub the g-spot.

If the man raises himself up a bit, the base of his shaft will rub the clit and the head hit the back of the vagina (this is C.A.T.)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Agree, has to be _iddlesticks...

Mine could be a contenter lady?! Lol"

Steady on.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Piers Morgan

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever's inside me at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to answer Gordon Ramsey but then read it again so I'm going to say mine. I've had few positive reviews

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"Whoever's inside me at the time."

Good answer

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Boris Johnson.....

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Whoever's inside me at the time."

Ooh ooh me me over here me me.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

That's able to look past it's nose

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One that has googly eyes and a comedy moustache and possibly a sombrero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

large, usually more brightly colored, and have large combs on top of their heads

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

"Agree, has to be _iddlesticks...

Mine could be a contenter lady?! Lol

Steady on.

Only saying it could have been!! Lmao

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