FabSwingers.com forum: a real verification

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok...what is a verification you would love to of left..but didnt but went down the route of a generic one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck........ Your evil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you noticed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ehhh ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he came... he went... I musta blinked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely couple... In their own heads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" would have preferred a cancellation "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"" would have preferred a cancellation "

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oooooooooooooh ya wicked lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now honestly is always the best policy. this is therapy, far better to let it out lol

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

take the talcmpowder to help look for the damp patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great night? Was she alive??

Ok thats it.... no more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great night? Was she alive??

Ok thats it.... no more!"

you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember getting a message from a guy a while back asking me if i had gone to chams last monday? so i said yes and he replied oh i saw you there can you verify me?

so i sent one back saying ...ermmm no cause i have no idea who you are, so he replied you was wearing a red corset? to which i said i was so again he replied well i was ovbioulsy there if i know what you was wearing so can you verify me please?

getting a bit bored by this time i did as he asked and verified him

along the lines of

went to chameleons club monday and this guy saw me, i have no idea who he is, what he looks like and i never spoke to him but hes mailed me asking if id verify him cause he saw me there!

funnily he never put it up to view on his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be on strong anti psychotic drugs comes to mind for some of my meets..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get that verification form all of my meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we said bring a stiff....

No.... Stop it, No!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"i remember getting a message from a guy a while back asking me if i had gone to chams last monday? so i said yes and he replied oh i saw you there can you verify me?

getting a bit bored by this time i did as he asked and verified him

along the lines of

went to chameleons club monday and this guy saw me, i have no idea who he is, what he looks like and i never spoke to him but hes mailed me asking if id verify him cause he saw me there!

funnily he never put it up to view on his profile

Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there's a man who's in a "comfortable" marriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met someone at my house, made a brew, he kissed me ... i suddenly needed to puke

anyway, i so wanted to post, made me sick, but at least he turned up and waited till i stopped puking before he left

actually, he never left me one either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met someone at my house, made a brew, he kissed me ... i suddenly needed to puke

anyway, i so wanted to post, made me sick, but at least he turned up and waited till i stopped puking before he left

actually, he never left me one either lol "

ok i have to ask.....bad breath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?"

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Even if you did write something like

"total minger, crap shag and halitosis+++"

The other people reading it may look at it as a joke anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

i have done that a few times, just said 'met this guy he turned up on time' do you think others read into that that you didnt really get on when they read such verifications? i do i remember reading one guys verification he only had the one and all it said was 'met this guy'and straight away i thought ...they didnt like him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met someone at my house, made a brew, he kissed me ... i suddenly needed to puke

anyway, i so wanted to post, made me sick, but at least he turned up and waited till i stopped puking before he left

actually, he never left me one either lol

ok i have to ask.....bad breath?

nope, and he was cute too lol ... no idea, suddenly just needed to puke, was fine before he arrived and after i'd puked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looked like a willy only smaller, acted like a massive cock tho

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A guy who i came across at a social (never played or anything) i wanted to leave him a verification saying what a complete fucking up his own arse twat he made himself look. But i didnt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

I bet you dont get half hearted ones from what i saw at barnsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

I bet you dont get half hearted ones from what i saw at barnsley

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lol...just checked your profile to make sure yours didnt read !met this guy, turned up..lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

I bet you dont get half hearted ones from what i saw at barnsley

lol...just checked your profile to make sure yours didnt read !met this guy, turned up..lol..."

Oh and didnt you find any ?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

I bet you dont get half hearted ones from what i saw at barnsley

lol...just checked your profile to make sure yours didnt read !met this guy, turned up..lol...

Oh and didnt you find any ?

lol"
nope...lol...and you got a good profile, most single guys only have 1 sentence and cocks pics..shame bout the cock pics tho...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said she was curvy, what she didn't say was that her 'curves' appeared on Google Contours Map as part of the geographical features of the landscape!

He said he was 30, what he didn't say was that he had left off a '0'.

They said they were spiritually connected and totally in love. What they didn't say was that they met in Broadmoor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

I bet you dont get half hearted ones from what i saw at barnsley

lol...just checked your profile to make sure yours didnt read !met this guy, turned up..lol...

Oh and didnt you find any ?

lolnope...lol...and you got a good profile, most single guys only have 1 sentence and cocks pics..shame bout the cock pics tho...lol..."

You have to be on my friends list for that

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and didnt you find any ?

lol"

Trust me to be nosey, I had to look too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She said she was curvy, what she didn't say was that her 'curves' appeared on Google Contours Map as part of the geographical features of the landscape!

see to me curvys one of the descriptions you just cant argue with, you can be curvy at any side, you can be a size 8 and still have a curvy frame or as we know a lot of BBWs describe themselves as curvy, neither are wrong nor miss leading in my eyes, its upto you to make sure people are what your after b4 you meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She said she was curvy, what she didn't say was that her 'curves' appeared on Google Contours Map as part of the geographical features of the landscape!

He said he was 30, what he didn't say was that he had left off a '0'.

They said they were spiritually connected and totally in love. What they didn't say was that they met in Broadmoor!"

Oooh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

I bet you dont get half hearted ones from what i saw at barnsley

lol...just checked your profile to make sure yours didnt read !met this guy, turned up..lol...

Oh and didnt you find any ?

lolnope...lol...and you got a good profile, most single guys only have 1 sentence and cocks pics..shame bout the cock pics tho...lol...

You have to be on my friends list for that

lol "
ooohh you nawty boy...you just teased me...lol...and yes i did have a look...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually hate meeting people i didnt like who then message me asking me to verify them......i mean what do you put?

"they turned up, we met"....straight to the point and honest...

I bet you dont get half hearted ones from what i saw at barnsley

lol...just checked your profile to make sure yours didnt read !met this guy, turned up..lol...

Oh and didnt you find any ?

lolnope...lol...and you got a good profile, most single guys only have 1 sentence and cocks pics..shame bout the cock pics tho...lol...

You have to be on my friends list for that

lol ooohh you nawty boy...you just teased me...lol...and yes i did have a look...lol..."

Oh i checked yours and would never said that was how old you were

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Ohhhh where do I begin with this topic!

Choices choices choices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh where do I begin with this topic!

Choices choices choices!"

I could... but seriously won't...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Ohhhh where do I begin with this topic!

Choices choices choices!

I could... but seriously won't...

Yeah but I just might

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well I have never had a problem with people putting what they want on a verification for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have never had a problem with people putting what they want on a verification for me

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Being nosey again... hilarious!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well I have never had a problem with people putting what they want on a verification for me

Being nosey again... hilarious! "

Glad you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad you like

Oh I did, between those and the sick & twisted thread, I've been laughing non-stop tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

got oral skills from watching lassie

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Glad you like

Oh I did, between those and the sick & twisted thread, I've been laughing non-stop tonight!"

Well it started as a bit of amusement from old playmates on my new profile and it has snowballed. Have to say i do like them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Glad you like

Oh I did, between those and the sick & twisted thread, I've been laughing non-stop tonight!

Well it started as a bit of amusement from old playmates on my new profile and it has snowballed. Have to say i do like them

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and the bit about the dettol is true folks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it started as a bit of amusement from old playmates on my new profile and it has snowballed. Have to say i do like them

Probably really confusing for those who read them out of context but a giggle if read in the right way.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Glad you like

Oh I did, between those and the sick & twisted thread, I've been laughing non-stop tonight!

Well it started as a bit of amusement from old playmates on my new profile and it has snowballed. Have to say i do like them

and the bit about the dettol is true folks!!!!"

Liar liar pants on fire!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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An ideal meet with this person would include a boat ride down the Thames... that way you'll be surrounded by shit whilst listening to them talk it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad you like

Oh I did, between those and the sick & twisted thread, I've been laughing non-stop tonight!

Well it started as a bit of amusement from old playmates on my new profile and it has snowballed. Have to say i do like them

and the bit about the dettol is true folks!!!!

Liar liar pants on fire!

i verified you lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Glad you like

Oh I did, between those and the sick & twisted thread, I've been laughing non-stop tonight!

Well it started as a bit of amusement from old playmates on my new profile and it has snowballed. Have to say i do like them

and the bit about the dettol is true folks!!!!

Liar liar pants on fire!

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ok ok well maybe that was a lie but the mushroom bit is sooooooooooo true lmao

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Glad you like

Oh I did, between those and the sick & twisted thread, I've been laughing non-stop tonight!

Well it started as a bit of amusement from old playmates on my new profile and it has snowballed. Have to say i do like them

and the bit about the dettol is true folks!!!!

Liar liar pants on fire!

i verified you lmao"

Have you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yep

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Polite, well mannered and a bit of a laugh… but the façade soon becomes too much for them and you realise they are a dull, depressive, two face creep who talks bollox and lies through every orifice.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Really attentive… until they have cum twice then they roll over and fart!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Polite, well mannered and a bit of a laugh… but the façade soon becomes too much for them and you realise they are a dull, depressive, two face creep who talks bollox and lies through every orifice.

Well not had that one yet! Might be for someone else that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really attentive… until they have cum twice then they roll over and fart!

cum twice????? is he some kind of superman????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really attentive… until they have cum twice then they roll over and fart!

cum twice????? is he some kind of superman????

Must have been a month long meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**** mumbles, some felt like a month long ****

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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The one I'd really like to write is...

"Friendly. chatty and seems like a nice lad... but pm me and I'll cut and paste what he said about you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one I'd really like to write is...

"Friendly. chatty and seems like a nice lad... but pm me and I'll cut and paste what he said about you"

cough..lmfao....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the one I would like to write because it is true is

Always wanted to meet a film star and have now met Lassie...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"The one I'd really like to write is...

"Friendly. chatty and seems like a nice lad... but pm me and I'll cut and paste what he said about you"

cough..lmfao....

Bugger her collar fell off! Heel subbie heel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well the one I would like to write because it is true is

Always wanted to meet a film star and have now met Lassie...

you too??? lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well the one I would like to write because it is true is

Always wanted to meet a film star and have now met Lassie...

OMG nearly wet mi self reading that! You would have no cahooners if you popped that on a totties profile!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" proof that care in the community doesnt work"

"if he shagged as good as he spoke about it would have managed to fill more time"

" the original panda"

" if carlsberg done meets this is the bad pint at the end"

luckily never had need to write anythin bad about a meet!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"He said he wanted to shag me soooo bad.

Then he did"

My friend says he nearly showed it on his profile, before he realised.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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He comes across as shy at first... but he's not, he's just an ignorant fuck in real life.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Ladies, don't let this guy slip through your fingers.... he'll kick ya ring and watch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lmao

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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You can rely on this guy for total discretion… because he’s realised he can’t keep track of which bullshit he’s told to who and people have chat-logs to compare notes.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"You can rely on this guy for total discretion… because he’s realised he can’t keep track of which bullshit he’s told to who and people have chat-logs to compare notes."

Interesting things verifications!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor old git, took his glasses off and ended up sticking his cock in the husband ... said it was the best f**k he'd ever had

husband would have liked it harder though ... keep taking the viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehehehehhe funny as fuck thead...so many scorned women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""He said he wanted to shag me soooo bad.

Then he did"

ROFL.... love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hehehehehehhe funny as fuck thead...so many scorned women

Mine was pure imagination ... no scorn here

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Poor old git, took his glasses off and ended up sticking his cock in the husband ... said it was the best f**k he'd ever had

husband would have liked it harder though ... keep taking the viagra

hey you there no name and shame on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor old git, took his glasses off and ended up sticking his cock in the husband ... said it was the best f**k he'd ever had

husband would have liked it harder though ... keep taking the viagra

hey you there no name and shame on here lol

OMG it wasn't a personal attack honest, just trying to get into the humour

will leave the funnies to those who are next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor old git, took his glasses off and ended up sticking his cock in the husband ... said it was the best f**k he'd ever had

husband would have liked it harder though ... keep taking the viagra

hey you there no name and shame on here lol

OMG it wasn't a personal attack honest, just trying to get into the humour

will leave the funnies to those who are next time

lmao....no that is funny...lmao

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Poor old git, took his glasses off and ended up sticking his cock in the husband ... said it was the best f**k he'd ever had

husband would have liked it harder though ... keep taking the viagra

hey you there no name and shame on here lol

OMG it wasn't a personal attack honest, just trying to get into the humour

will leave the funnies to those who are next time

lmao....no that is funny...lmao"

note to keep glasses on at all times now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha think weve met them too lol

"She said she was curvy, what she didn't say was that her 'curves' appeared on Google Contours Map as part of the geographical features of the landscape!

He said he was 30, what he didn't say was that he had left off a '0'.

They said they were spiritually connected and totally in love. What they didn't say was that they met in Broadmoor!"

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