FabSwingers.com forum: Got the footings in, builders on site, limitless budget... building the perfect swingers party house

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What goes in?

I'll start with a smart bar area and great buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big bathfull of haribo's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"big bathfull of haribo's

I am guessing normal ones? The sugar from Tangfastics would get everywhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big pool and an enormous jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who cares ,you have an unlimited budget ,get some sugar cleaners in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who cares ,you have an unlimited budget ,get some sugar cleaners in

It'd be really uncomfortable in nooks and crannies... And everyone would have sticky bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foam party room.. all slippy n sliding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A foam party room.. all slippy n sliding

OOOh, like that.

A live band as well, music is always shite ate parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who cares ,you have an unlimited budget ,get some sugar cleaners in

It'd be really uncomfortable in nooks and crannies... And everyone would have sticky bits."
ok ok i take back my application for a bath of haribo's

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Air conditioning, nice and warm in the winter, nice and cool in the summer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like a dark sensory room... where touch is the enhanced sensation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffy leopard print cushions, and a shagpile room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and decent sized lockers. I've seen how much women take to these places. Size of a single wardrobe should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluffy leopard print cushions, and a shagpile room. "

peter stringfellow... is that you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluffy leopard print cushions, and a shagpile room.

peter stringfellow... is that you??

Maybe...... Now where did I leave that gold plated posing pouch?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strongbow on tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strongbow on tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massooses lol with lots of oil Mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked hunky waiters serving cocktails and canapes

Oh and a burger bar for Ryan

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dungeon......definitely a dungeon please

A downstairs one that doesn't get too hot....soon gets warm after a spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doner kebabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rihanna

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"who cares ,you have an unlimited budget ,get some sugar cleaners in

It'd be really uncomfortable in nooks and crannies... And everyone would have sticky bits. ok ok i take back my application for a bath of haribo's

Yes, but imagine the fun licking the sticky bits - foreplay in sugary heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Susannah Reid.

I am prepared to settle for a look-a-like.....

Pork

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dita Von Tease in her giant Martini glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice dungeon area, with dungeon things in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to handle the printing of a magazine called Splosh years ago, which was dedicated to Hydromanics (people who like having sex covered in 'substances' - usually food - for those who don't know).

Don't think I've ever come across a 'Food Room' in a club, so one of those might be a hoot.... Bring your own custard though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tickle zone. Just love being tickled and teased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you're not building it in Norwich - the local council have some odd ideas when it comes to membership!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Dungeon......definitely a dungeon please

A downstairs one that doesn't get too hot....soon gets warm after a spanking

Yes

Decent suspension bars/ chains, please

And decent glory holes, too

Ones where people can't see who's entering or peek through and spoil the surprise

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

lots of nice dungeon-equipment in a spacious! dungeon

A warm covered smoking area for socializing

A pornroom with modern pornfilms

A big carpark right outside

When it the Grand Opening?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Proper sheets on the beds (over waterproof natch) cos I stick to the wipe clean ones.

And a jello pool. Lime flavour please

And a wet room for all over popping candy experiences so you can wash all the nooks and crannies after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tickle zone. Just love being tickled and teased.

weirdo

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Proper sheets on the beds (over waterproof natch) cos I stick to the wipe clean ones.

And a jello pool. Lime flavour please

And a wet room for all over popping candy experiences so you can wash all the nooks and crannies after

Definitely proper sheets - and staff on hand to change the soggy ones after!

But not lime jelly - raspberry or strawberry please

And lots of viewing windows into rooms with possible play areas by the windows in case just viewing becomes too much..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes in?

I'll start with a smart bar area and great buffet

Electrics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roaring coal fire with fluffy sheepskin rug

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A shooting range and gun cabinet full of the necessary equipment.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Large fridges for all the tins of free squirty cream....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Naked hunky waiters serving cocktails and canapes

Oh and a burger bar for Ryan"

Can I run it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shooting range and gun cabinet full of the necessary equipment."

Are you and Polo the same person?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A shooting range and gun cabinet full of the necessary equipment.

Are you and Polo the same person?

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No..lol...there are two of us...mwahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tickle zone. Just love being tickled and teased.

weirdo

I never proclaimed to being normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dungeon......definitely a dungeon please

A downstairs one that doesn't get too hot....soon gets warm after a spanking

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Yes good idea and a medical fetish room attached to the side of the dungeon, full of kinky equipment lots of restraints everything white and lots of stainless steel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A roaring coal fire with fluffy sheepskin rug

This is a must have

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A shooting range and gun cabinet full of the necessary equipment.

Are you and Polo the same person?

No..lol...there are two of us...mwahahahahahahahahaha

It's true!

Unless she/they have access to funkys time machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope there's one room big enough to hold those summer balls , with a high ceiling to fit several large chandeliers

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hope there's one room big enough to hold those summer balls , with a high ceiling to fit several large chandeliers

And a swing hanging from said chandeliers

Don't forget an adjacent hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice dungeon area, with dungeon things in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate fountain mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dark room where you only have touch to find your way about.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

You all crazy

Where is the condoms dispenser???? Dont forget the extra large size please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bouncy castle room

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You all crazy

Where is the condoms dispenser???? Dont forget the extra large size please...

A bowl of assorted in every room should do it. With some lube sachets too.

Don't forget handy sockets for non battery toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope there's one room big enough to hold those summer balls , with a high ceiling to fit several large chandeliers

And a swing hanging from said chandeliers

Don't forget an adjacent hotel

Free offcourse to all members

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hope there's one room big enough to hold those summer balls , with a high ceiling to fit several large chandeliers

And a swing hanging from said chandeliers

Don't forget an adjacent hotel

Free offcourse to all members

Oooh! But maybe open to nillas so we can pounce!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"You all crazy

Where is the condoms dispenser???? Dont forget the extra large size please...

A bowl of assorted in every room should do it. With some lube sachets too.

Don't forget handy sockets for non battery toys"
Were you carrying your toys to LC last tuesday????

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You all crazy

Where is the condoms dispenser???? Dont forget the extra large size please...

A bowl of assorted in every room should do it. With some lube sachets too.

Don't forget handy sockets for non battery toys Were you carrying your toys to LC last tuesday????

I always have one or two handy to supplement the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hot tub

Swimming pool

Glory hole room

Valet parking

Glass staircase

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

stocks...with a supply of wd40 for the hinges

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"stocks...with a supply of wd40 for the hinges"

My hips could do with WD40 after a good night sometimes!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"stocks...with a supply of wd40 for the hinges

My hips could do with WD40 after a good night sometimes!!!

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i know the feeling

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can I have a four poster bed and some sex slaves, please?

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