FabSwingers.com forum: Why I should be on your hotlist

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Feeling ignored and want to be named on a hotlist confession thread?

Want to look sexy and interesting to all those potential bedfellows?

Advertise yourself here. Big yourself up, prove how irresistible you are, offer inducements (cake and haribos are popular)

What can you do for their hotlist, and why would they be lucky to have you on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gatsby, i like green lights, and dot matrix receipt printers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a gift

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We should have a place on your hallowed hotlist because we bring the sexy. You'll get first glimpse of every new breast and torso shot. Plus a complete lack of status updates will leave you in peace. There's no dad jokes to groan over when we reside on your hotlist

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm a delight with cracking boobs and can bake a mean cake or pie

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Because I post inspirational quotes, lots of pictures of myself in my pants and I’m a fucking delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pah! Hotlists are so last year. Join my FRIENDS list* if you have saucy private pics and low standards in men.

All the inducements as advertised by the OP, cake, chocolate, mint sauce etc ..

(*offer applicable to lovely women and couples with lovely women only)

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I come with cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can promise not to fill your feed with cock pics. I can be mildly amusing.

I am rarely in your area and can be your guilty pleasure, a long distance unrequieted lust.

I'm useful as an average benchmark to judge others against.

I have a certain set of skills which you would never need to call upon.

I also dress for every occasion and promise never to bombard you with unsolicited mail.

I'm a catch if you like quirky...

p.s. I only provide quality chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm sick of being on hitlists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't be on your hotlist, it would cause all the other members to melt in my glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the sarcasm, when it comes back.

Also, one day I may just post a full on naked pic. You don't want to miss your eyes getting burned out.

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Come for the pics and bio - stay for the reliability and dad jokes

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'm a delight with cracking boobs and can bake a mean cake or pie

Cake tits pic and you're on it.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"For the sarcasm, when it comes back.

Also, one day I may just post a full on naked pic. You don't want to miss your eyes getting burned out. "

Countdown music.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"For the sarcasm, when it comes back.

Also, one day I may just post a full on naked pic. You don't want to miss your eyes getting burned out. "

I’m living in hope

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I shouldn't be on any hotlist, as no one is on mine

...it's not fair

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can't really think of one but you totally should.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I’m as hot as the devil himself. What better reason can I give you guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the sarcasm, when it comes back.

Also, one day I may just post a full on naked pic. You don't want to miss your eyes getting burned out.

Countdown music. "

I'm definitely doing a video and adding that music on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a delight with cracking boobs and can bake a mean cake or pie

The longest serving member of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’m on any hotlist it’s probably because they like the look of my wife.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We can make you a living work of art

That and fuck you up real good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m creative and unique with the style of photos and videos I post

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'm a delight with cracking boobs and can bake a mean cake or pie

The longest serving member of mine

Naawwww

it's the pies ain't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go into charity shops looking for small weird things to add to my collection.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Because every non-vegan loves _rispyduck from their Chinese

I have good rhythm in my dancing hips lol

And I am ridiculously handsome haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I just read the thread properly. I should be on your hot list because I like hot tubs and lists.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Erm...

We should be on your hot list because he's a sexy fucker and I'm here too

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go into charity shops looking for small weird things to add to my collection. "

And nature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put us on your hotlist, we have a cake shop nearby which retails the most cakiest cake known to man, woman and others (is that othering?). Stick us on your list and let’s do some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'll cry.....LOUDLY

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I shouldn't be on your hotlist, it would cause all the other members to melt in my glory

I'm sure many couples and women are dying to meet an adonis like yourself let alone hotlist you

. You're blessed man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis

I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I really shouldn't be. I have nothing to offer. I'm not special or unique. Middle of the road, totally average, non descript.

Can solve a Rubik's cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis

I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required

Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis

I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required

A good looking handsome penis is essential to get forward in life, everyone knows this

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I shouldn't be on your hotlist, it would cause all the other members to melt in my glory

I'm sure many couples and women are dying to meet an adonis like yourself let alone hotlist you

. You're blessed man

You haven't said your reasons....

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis

I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required

Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it. "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really shouldn't be. I have nothing to offer. I'm not special or unique. Middle of the road, totally average, non descript.

Can solve a Rubik's cube "

Rubik cube silver? Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis

I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required

Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it.

Beat me to it

Not yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every now and then I change my profile picture. All of a sudden your unsure if someone new is on your list somehow, it breaks up your day. You’ll thank me later.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing"

Need some help with those pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis

I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required

Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it.

Beat me to it

2 offers I cant refuse

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Because I'll cry.....LOUDLY

In the bedroom or in general?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You get two for one and if we go on your hotlist you’ll get exclusive first hour fast pass to our sexier pics before anyone else…

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Quite a lot of people have me on their hotlist to be honest…

And when they find out I am an amazing cook and even better baker… whoaaaaa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because what harm can one more do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing

Need some help with those pics

Like we ever get as far as the camera coming out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get two for one and if we go on your hotlist you’ll get exclusive first hour fast pass to our sexier pics before anyone else…

Can’t beat a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'll cry.....LOUDLY

In the bedroom or in general?

In general

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Free tazos?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing

Need some help with those pics

Like we ever get as far as the camera coming out

The one shot maybe

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Free tazos? "

Ooh you got a Marvin the Martian one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free tazos? "

Alright clever clogs, what's tazos???

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Don’t mind me. I am just here to perve my hotlist ladies.

Keeps quiet in the cheap seats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat cake

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Free tazos?

Alright clever clogs, what's tazos??? "

You don't remember tazos? Stack en up, slam them with your slammer. Win the face up ones, watch your opponent cry as you take their Marvin the Martian one !

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Free tazos?

Ooh you got a Marvin the Martian one

Just won it off dreavus.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Free tazos?

Ooh you got a Marvin the Martian one

Just won it off dreavus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free tazos?

Alright clever clogs, what's tazos???

You don't remember tazos? Stack en up, slam them with your slammer. Win the face up ones, watch your opponent cry as you take their Marvin the Martian one ! "

What a boghouse! You nicked my Marvin! Never mind hotlist! You're on my shit list Mr

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Im the gift that keeps on giving

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Should I try baking cookies?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Im the gift that keeps on giving"

Lovely smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the gift that keeps on giving"

Keeps giving? Such as more cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be on your hotlist as I have amazingly blue eyes!

I know I know, they aren’t on my profile so how would you know that… photo coming soon when I’m not super tired…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling ignored and want to be named on a hotlist confession thread?

Want to look sexy and interesting to all those potential bedfellows?

Advertise yourself here. Big yourself up, prove how irresistible you are, offer inducements (cake and haribos are popular)

What can you do for their hotlist, and why would they be lucky to have you on it?

Ok I'll add you

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

wouldn't care if on a hotlist or not, im a wolf not a fkn sheep looking for more likes, fabs or veri's than anyone else, so many attention seekers on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I should be on your hotlist because of my sparkling wit, dazzling good looks and liberal dash of modesty.

But mainly the wit thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when I finally get my invite to Sydney uni I'll take you with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a forum god

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I come with cake"

I do too, but only if it's really moist.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I make stuff!

Fridgecakes, badges, rings, cosplay costumes... and really good nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the gift that keeps on giving"

What kind of giving

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I cum with cake"

Sounds messy

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have an incredible knack of using far more words than I need to, you’ll never struggle to get to sleep reading my profile, you’ll wonder why I bother which will enable you to reach into your sub conscious finding yourself along the way.

All because you took the leap of faith and put me on your hotlist.

Plus you might get to see a picture of my Willy.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I can offer tit pics and amusing status updates. Well, I'm amused by myself. Does that count?

Mrs TMN x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can offer tit pics and amusing status updates. Well, I'm amused by myself. Does that count?

Mrs TMN x"

Great tit pics at that. Don’t forget the piano recitals too.

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

A gentleman with plenty to offer

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Because some of you are on mine, so it’s only fair you add me to yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm can't really think of a good reason other than good banter maybe?

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolkish

I don't drink red bull or have sky TV remote or wear Lynx so you will not see certain pictures on my profile. I have a deep seated hatred of Mrs Brown's Boys and will often rant about it on my status along with comments on the weather. My face is like marmite and often gets me blocked.....ok on reflection this is turning into why I shouldn't be on your hotlist...still if people voted for Bozo I'm in with a shot I guess

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

We are normal approachable people that like to have a chat & giggle, occasionally there’s something naughty to look at on our profile.

We like lego & video games.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

You will get bombarded with pic's to your daily updates and soon remove us.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I’ll post lots of pics of my boobs and bulge so it will make your update list quirky to see

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You will get bombarded with pic's to your daily updates and soon remove us.

I quite enjoy them to be fair.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Because I’m a flexible little exhibitionist with little to hide

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Because like social housing, it's important to have a proportion of cheap properties on your list.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"You will get bombarded with pic's to your daily updates and soon remove us.

I quite enjoy them to be fair.

Still early days we will soon grind you down

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You will get bombarded with pic's to your daily updates and soon remove us.

I quite enjoy them to be fair.

Still early days we will soon grind you down

Grind me down or grind down on me?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Because I’m a flexible little exhibitionist with little to hide

But you hide it so well.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Because I’m a flexible little exhibitionist with little to hide

Why not right

. Dance away as much you can I say

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire / South Bucks

My Victoria Sponge is to die for...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Because I’m a flexible little exhibitionist with little to hide

But you hide it so well.

I’m shy really

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Because I’m a flexible little exhibitionist with little to hide

But you hide it so well.

I’m shy really

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wont be dissapointed

My choclate is to die for

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"You wont be dissapointed

My choclate is to die for

Is the chocolate always available though each day. You know some of us eat it daily

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By *ittle Miss PuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Your fantasies

We should be on your hotlist cause our videos are hot hot hot.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Because I'm a forum god "

I'm another forum god

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Because I’m a flexible little exhibitionist with little to hide

What are you hiding? And where are you hiding it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m a flexible little exhibitionist with little to hide

And you are now on my hot list.

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes OK Claie Pm me.

Vic x

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m cheap and easy, come get some…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wont be dissapointed

My choclate is to die for

Is the chocolate always available though each day. You know some of us eat it daily

Absolutley..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll post lots of pics of my boobs and bulge so it will make your update list quirky to see

That is does. Been on mine for a while lol

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Because I’m a hot mature hunk of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm easy to talk to (well i think i am) and have sarcastic too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bothered if we ever make it on to anyones hot list - I just enjoy taking the pics

Mr.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Kind, witty, fantastic chap, great bloke and legend

Just a few things people have said about me, and that’s just this week

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Kind, witty, fantastic chap, great bloke and legend

Just a few things people have said about me, and that’s just this week

Don't forget the sweetie pic's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the things your man won't do like laugh at shit jokes.

haha at my jokes you best be prepared to hahave some tits to put in my mouth. If not cake will suffice

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll be like bacon is to smell when it's cooking but in visual form, let me make you salivate like a dog with a bone

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

I promise I won't say a word until I'm finished eating....I can breathe through my ears

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