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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a McDonald's French fry down the side of your car seat just out of reach.

And it looks the same as the day it was lost

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Ah I’m in the almost category. I haven’t eaten at MDs since the early 2000s and I’ve had 5 cars since then. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fished out half a cornish pasty from under the seat the other day. Didn't come across any fries though, shame...I rather fancy pasty and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cleaned my car so I haven’t but I will neither confirm or deny removing one whilst cleaning.

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh I must be old, confession time, Never ever been to a MacDonalds!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Nope.

Flavourless and completely unsatisfying.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They sort of develop a curious green hue after a few months I have keenly observed - and taste slightly unpleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah I’m in the almost category. I haven’t eaten at MDs since the early 2000s and I’ve had 5 cars since then. Sorry. "

Well done you, it's taken 3 years but I'm once again in the club

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Ah I’m in the almost category. I haven’t eaten at MDs since the early 2000s and I’ve had 5 cars since then. Sorry.

Well done you, it's taken 3 years but I'm once again in the club

To be honest. I quite fancy one now….bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips. "

On the car? Do you sit on the bonnet like those women in a Max Power magazine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope.

Flavourless and completely unsatisfying."

I'd imagine it would be if you fished it out and ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

On the car? Do you sit on the bonnet like those women in a Max Power magazine?"

Doesn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fished out half a cornish pasty from under the seat the other day. Didn't come across any fries though, shame...I rather fancy pasty and chips

Maybe next time you'll hit the jackpot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fished out half a cornish pasty from under the seat the other day. Didn't come across any fries though, shame...I rather fancy pasty and chips

Maybe next time you'll hit the jackpot

I'll keep looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

New car !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips. "

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Have a McDonald's French fry down the side of your car seat just out of reach.

And it looks the same as the day it was lost

Don't you dare accuse me of that!

I would never waste food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, eating is banned in my cars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !! "

what about the fluff?

And have you never heard of the 3 second rule, it ain't the 3month rule ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope.

New car !

Time is on the chip's side, you probably won't even realise until you hoover

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !!

what about the fluff?

And have you never heard of the 3 second rule, it ain't the 3month rule ya know.

There’s no time limit - fluff wipes off sweeties very easily

yes, I’m gross

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"No, eating is banned in my cars"

This is why there’s only a couple of jelly babies - no fries

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I've got a little jar of salt bags, because the health food freaks that is called GREGGS don't give their customers salt.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

No eating in my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

On the car? Do you sit on the bonnet like those women in a Max Power magazine?

Doesn't everyone?"

I tried it. Dented the bonnet. That was an expensive photoshoot.

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

In my old car 100%. Don’t eat in my shiny new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things."

Oh I like you, faf?

(That's fancy a fry

)

I'll even shout the bbq sauce, I'm generous like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !!

what about the fluff?

And have you never heard of the 3 second rule, it ain't the 3month rule ya know.

There’s no time limit - fluff wipes off sweeties very easily

yes, I’m gross"

Oh good lord no, what else do you put in that mouth you shouldn't

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think my dad got some nuggets the year I was born as that was when they released them worldwide and it's in a special glass box and looks the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a car valeter for Suzuki and u won't believe what I find in trade in cars when I clean them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a car valeter for Suzuki and u won't believe what I find in trade in cars when I clean them."

Flux capacitor?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I don't eat in my car, though I do have a bag of Fruit Pastilles in the glove box in case of a diabetic emergency. I should bin it and put a new one in as it's been there over a year unopened!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They sort of develop a curious green hue after a few months I have keenly observed - and taste slightly unpleasant."

You're just a wrong 'un

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a car valeter for Suzuki and u won't believe what I find in trade in cars when I clean them."

That's a discovery I'm not willing to make

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Nope.

Neither of us eat McTesticles though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things.

Oh I like you, faf?

(That's fancy a fry

)

I'll even shout the bbq sauce, I'm generous like that.

It comes free. Nice try though.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

Even my favourite grandkids are not allowed to have McDonalds food in my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even my favourite grandkids are not allowed to have McDonalds food in my car. "

Do you have non-favourite grandkids?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things.

Oh I like you, faf?

(That's fancy a fry

)

I'll even shout the bbq sauce, I'm generous like that.

It comes free. Nice try though. "

Rumbled

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Not sure about the fry, but there's definitely a jelly baby or two I need to retrieve at some point...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oh I must be old, confession time, Never ever been to a MacDonalds!

Me neither.

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