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"the electrics going BANG today did me lol " I did that a long time ago with the hairdrier in the bath. That was when I still had hair though. | |||
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"Boners at eye height whilst in a swingers club are rather frightening. Also someone farting in a small private room in a club when there are 4 of you in there and you can't get out. " haha, this is so right! | |||
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"To clarify, I don't mind spiders, (until the buggers bite me anyway), I just don't like being woken up by them running across my face." I dont mind them when they're minding their own business, but when they feel the need to fall on me or crawl on me, they then scare the bejeezus out of me, lol | |||
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"Flip flops" Lol that bit that goes between the toes is pure evil | |||
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat." I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump. They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped. Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first. Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy! Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and everyone thought I was unconscious. I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast. I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for scaring the staff half to death. I'm not sure how I feel about heights now! | |||
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat. I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump. They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped. Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first. Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy! Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and everyone thought I was unconscious. I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast. I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for scaring the staff half to death. I'm not sure how I feel about heights now!" Lmao! I like bungee jumping, it was a surprise the first time as I wasn't used to springing back up! | |||
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat. I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump. They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped. Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first. Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy! Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and everyone thought I was unconscious. I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast. I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for scaring the staff half to death. I'm not sure how I feel about heights now!" Did you film this it would have been hilarious | |||
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat. I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump. They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped. Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first. Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy! Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and everyone thought I was unconscious. I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast. I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for scaring the staff half to death. I'm not sure how I feel about heights now! Did you film this it would have been hilarious " Well I didn't, no. I was too busy falling and since they make you empty your pockets, I doubt I'd have been allowed to take a video camera up with me! I had a friend on the ground taking photos but he stopped when he (like everyone else) decided I was unconscious. The ones he did take are basically silhouettes anyway as it was sunset and there wasn't a lot of light. I really must go back and do it again, if only to prove I still can. | |||
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"Balaclavas Gas masks Medical Instruments (but strangely OK with needles) When the dog sits bolt upright in the night and does this sort of muffled growl Motorbikes Flying in small planes / helicopters Snakes Komodo dragons Childrens imaginary friends " Ooh my little one has two imaginary friends lol. Probably more scary when I picked her up from school, put her I'm the car and she said "look momma, its your friend" while pointing to the empty passengers seat Spiders, when voice changes in exorcist type films, and that backwards crawly thing they do. | |||
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