FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Song Lyrics

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

To be entirely equitable, not everyone can write lyrics such as celebrated songsmith Bob Dylan but let’s face it folks, some song lyrics over the years have been downright bloody awful, whether it be through a woeful and desperate attempt by the relevant artist to make things rhyme at all costs or else sometimes lyrics which only the artist themselves have the foggiest idea as to the intrinsic meaning of.

With this said, good folks, please list me here your shining examples of worst song lyrics ever

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By *he MedwaysCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Riding shot gun! George Ezra.

My god was he just looking for words that rhymed or what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ in Rostock by No Remorse.

Good luck finding it it gets banned all the time wherever it gets posted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got so many clothes

I keep some at my aunts house

Lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve got so many clothes

I keep some at my aunts house

Lol "

Tinie Tempah

And he goes on…..

‘Yeah, they say hello, they say hola, and they say bonjour

I'm pissed, I never got to fly on a Concord

I been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe

I'm fuckin' crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude….’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m going to throw in the following:

‘The painted cow!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

You ain't stoppin' us now!

(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)

Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.

Come On!

The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...

It must be Dave who's on the train...

Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!’

Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to throw in the following:

‘The painted cow!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

You ain't stoppin' us now!

(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)

Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.

Come On!

The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...

It must be Dave who's on the train...

Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!’

Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...

It must be Dave who's on the train.

That is greatest lyric ever written and nobody can tell me otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag.” Katy Perry.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m going to throw in the following:

‘The painted cow!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

You ain't stoppin' us now!

(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)

Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.

Come On!

The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...

It must be Dave who's on the train...

Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!’

Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...

It must be Dave who's on the train.

That is greatest lyric ever written and nobody can tell me otherwise."

And remember the classic (and rather random) ending to their song, Weekend!:

‘Ye-ha!

Respect to the man in the ice-cream van.

Over and out!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/3il_JsuTpFk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to throw in the following:

‘The painted cow!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

You ain't stoppin' us now!

(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)

Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.

Come On!

The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...

It must be Dave who's on the train...

Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!’

Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...

It must be Dave who's on the train.

That is greatest lyric ever written and nobody can tell me otherwise.

And remember the classic (and rather random) ending to their song, Weekend!:

‘Ye-ha!

Respect to the man in the ice-cream van.

Over and out!’

He was just giving props to his drug dealer.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"https://youtu.be/3il_JsuTpFk

I actually have a bit of gossip as to the origins of this one

Apparently the idea for the song came after the lead singer once got thrown out of a night club by security for his terrible dancing(!!!)

No really - it’s apparently true

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By *illbe9999Man
over a year ago

Holmfirth

Des'ree Life.

Apparently it made no. 1 in Austria, Hungary, Italy and the Netherlands

How???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bohemian Rhapsody.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Des'ree Life.

Apparently it made no. 1 in Austria, Hungary, Italy and the Netherlands

How???"

Oh yes!

The song that boasts the infamous lyrics:

‘I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast….’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bohemian Rhapsody."

Bohemian Blasphemy!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There Must B and Angel Playing with my Heart by the Eurythmics contains this clunky excuse for a rhyming couplet:

I walk into an empty ro-oo-oo-oom

Suddenly my heart goes bo-oo-oo-oom

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

James Blunt's You're Beautiful is rather confused, going from "I've got a plan" to "I don't know what to do".

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"James Blunt's You're Beautiful is rather confused, going from "I've got a plan" to "I don't know what to do". "

It was obviously a poorly thought out one

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Lisa Stansfield - All around the world.

In the chorus, she has no idea why her baby went.

In the verse he explains it.

By the time she gets to the chorus she's forgotten again.

No wonder he fucked off...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Lisa Stansfield - All around the world.

In the chorus, she has no idea why her baby went.

In the verse he explains it.

By the time she gets to the chorus she's forgotten again.

No wonder he fucked off...

Either that or she lost multiple partners through saying things ‘oh sooo bad’

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no - there's no limits (lyrics)"

and

"Got to be what you wanna, if the groove don't get you, the rifle's gonna

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Both equally atrocious.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"James Blunt's You're Beautiful is rather confused, going from "I've got a plan" to "I don't know what to do". "

As he was an Officer in the Army, I can fully believe the lyrics…. I’ve met many in the same situation

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This is one I’ve dug out from that delightful young chap, Justin Bieber and taken from his seminal hit, Boyfriend:

‘Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin’ by the fire while we eatin’ fondue….’

Er….ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work by Rihanna. Just a load of incoherent nonsense

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By *aleunicorn500Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Riding shot gun! George Ezra.

My god was he just looking for words that rhymed or what. "

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Do you need me?

Do you think I'm pretty?

Do I make you feel like cheating?

And I'm like no, not really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got so many clothes

I keep some at my aunts house

Lol

Tinie Tempah

And he goes on…..

‘Yeah, they say hello, they say hola, and they say bonjour

I'm pissed, I never got to fly on a Concord

I been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe

I'm fuckin' crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude….’

Shite lyrics

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