FabSwingers.com forum: Say three nice things about yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wanna practice some self love and also brag a little because I'm feeling myself today but I want other people to do it with me. Please feel free to join (or I will find you and force you to) thaaaanks.

1. I literally have a whole other thread dedicated to it but I am really proud of my butt lately. I've been working super hard on it (and my body in general) but I feel like it's showing the most on my bum and honestly I'm kinda living for it

2. I'm getting really good at my job. Like, I felt that I was getting good but then my head of department told me so too today and now I feel all glowy and boss bitch as fuck

3. My hair's doing pretty good things lately too.

I showed you mine - show me yours!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’m good at what I

Do.

I escaped the rat race and renovated my rural retreat

I learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Take your Mum to Paris

2. Lighting up a chalice

3. Wee Willie Harris!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im obsessively loyal to the point il risk everything for those i care about

Im kinda witty and funny if i want to be

Im really really really humble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I’m good at what I

Do.

I escaped the rat race and renovated my rural retreat

I learn something new everyday "

Oh wow that sounds lush!

Do you have to deal with lots of creepy crawlies though? That's the only thing that puts off running away to the countryside forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Take your Mum to Paris

2. Lighting up a chalice

3. Wee Willie Harris!"

I don't get it, I am embarr-iss(ed)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im obsessively loyal to the point il risk everything for those i care about

Im kinda witty and funny if i want to be

Im really really really humble

I can tell

You are funny! You've come out with crackers on the forums (as far as I've seen)

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I did this at my training course a couple of days ago…

1. I am an extremely fast learner.

2. I am very intelligent (might go with #1)

3. My car parallel parking skills are extraordinary.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Repugnant

Cynical

Sulked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did this at my training course a couple of days ago…

1. I am an extremely fast learner.

2. I am very intelligent (might go with #1)

3. My car parallel parking skills are extraordinary.

OMG that last one would save me so much embarrassment!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Repugnant

Cynical

Sulked

Thank you for bringing us all the positivity we needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more than than younger elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only good at three things. I’m good at my job, at being a dad and lifting heavy things.

One is how I make a living, one is the most important thing in the world to me and the other is my hobby (which happens to be good for my health) so I’m more than happy at being shite at everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im obsessively loyal to the point il risk everything for those i care about

Im kinda witty and funny if i want to be

Im really really really humble

I can tell

You are funny! You've come out with crackers on the forums (as far as I've seen)

"
i figured master of seduction would be inappropriate

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Tall

Tall I’m not good at self promotion

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

1. I'm hilarious (usually unintentionally)

2. I'm pretty bright & mix well with folk

3. I'm a damn good shag

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

1,I'm a quick learner

2,good at whatever I do/put my mind to

3,I'm very friendly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m only good at three things. I’m good at my job, at being a dad and lifting heavy things.

Those are three great things to be good at

- but I'm sure you are good at many other things tbf.

Remembering there was a 4th DC member being one of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im obsessively loyal to the point il risk everything for those i care about

Im kinda witty and funny if i want to be

Im really really really humble

I can tell

You are funny! You've come out with crackers on the forums (as far as I've seen)

i figured master of seduction would be inappropriate "

Only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m only good at three things. I’m good at my job, at being a dad and lifting heavy things.

Those are three great things to be good at

- but I'm sure you are good at many other things tbf.

Remembering there was a 4th DC member being one of them. "

90s and early 2000s pop/rap is something I take very seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. I'm hilarious (usually unintentionally)

2. I'm pretty bright & mix well with folk

3. I'm a damn good shag

Unintentional humour is the best! I try way too hard to be funny sometimes and people end up not getting it. Keep doing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tall

Tall

Tall I’m not good at self promotion"

This is about things you're good at - try again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1,I'm a quick learner

2,good at whatever I do/put my mind to

3,I'm very friendly. "

3 great things

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By *e.youngguyMan
over a year ago

Derby

I’m funny

Confident

Give my all for other people

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Wanna practice some self love and also brag a little because I'm feeling myself today but I want other people to do it with me. Please feel free to join (or I will find you and force you to) thaaaanks.

2. I'm getting really good at my job. Like, I felt that I was getting good but then my head of department told me so too today and now I feel all glowy and boss bitch as fuck

3. My hair's doing pretty good things lately too.

I showed you mine - show me yours!!!

1: I’m pretty dn funny , witty comments, replies and comebacks roll off my tongue

2 I’m a great kisser . Best in Yorkshire I’ve been told

( funny as you can see )

3 I’m above average on most things but you’ll find that out when you sneak in my box

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I did this at my training course a couple of days ago…

1. I am an extremely fast learner.

2. I am very intelligent (might go with #1)

3. My car parallel parking skills are extraordinary.

If the car parking thing is true …. (Small amount of doubt)

then you win

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

1. I'm good at my job and respected at work. People come to me for help because they know I know what I'm talking about

2. I look pretty damn good for my age. Plus no grey hairs yet

3. I'm really quite funny (others may disagree on this point

)

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Patience, empathy, techie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I probably could do just about anything after watching. I’m a super fast learner, Which also stretches to sports.

B. I’m a good cook. Baking and home cooking. I present stupidly good looking plates of food that are basic. Like 5 star cheese on toast.

I need to stop this.

4. I’m a friendly person, and generally very nice. If I become your friend, chances are, i always will be…. It’s you that drifted off.

That’s enough soppy sh…show of emotions for now.

FAF

*film nerds will get the hidden reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so

1 horny

2 horny

3 horny tonight

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

1. Feel like more mental health has improved in the last couple months. Largely thanks to some tlc, changing routines etc.

2. I'm very mature for my age.

3. I'm much more confident in myself than I was 5-6 years ago. It's been a complete transformation kinda deal and I'm proud of that.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Can't even think of one let alone three!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have nice eyelashes

Getting happy about my body

Im a really nice guy (so people have said)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I quote

Funny

Confident

Selfless....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got lots of self-proclaimed comedians in today

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Modest

Humble

Self-effacing

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Loving

Caring

Friendly

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Genuine

Loyal

Honest

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

I am a good father.

I am a good husband.

I am so humble, they should mention it on the statue I deserve after I die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am definitely female.

I have a pulse.

I shower daily.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Honest

Straightforward

Slimmer than I used to be.

I am enough ,

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

1. I’m extraordinarily resilient!

2. I’m a good cook

3. I am shit hot at all types of parking

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

1) I'm quite good at kissing.

2) I like the way my mind works and I'd say I'm of moderate intelligence.

3) I'm really good at drinking tequila and not becoming messy.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My mind works on different ways

I bake well

I care about others.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I'm kind

I talk things out instead of shouting

I find other people interesting

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm good at gardening

I'm a good listener

I make lovely cheesecake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am definitely female.

I have a pulse.

I shower daily."

Hotlisted

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Um…..

I’ll have to come back to this thread….

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Smell nice

Good dad

Good listener

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By *aptain CunilingusMan
over a year ago

Southport

I'm a good dad, good husband and my beard is pretty sweet.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

1. I like my eyes

2. It only took 37 years, but I like who I am now. Happy go lucky, always wear my Positive pants and look on the bright side of life

3. I feel more confident in my body then I ever have, even when I was younger and slimmer.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

1. The skin from my ballsack along the shaft of my penis is loose and stretchy, giving me the look of a frilled lizard when surprised or a handy sail should the outboard breakdown

2. I have an awful lot of face, I start washing it and don’t know where to stop

3. I live my life like a bassets allsorts (hopefully I don’t have to explain this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3. I am shit hot at all types of parking

Fuck me now

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

1) Ridiculously handsome

2) Good taste in fancy dress outfits lol

3) Have good people skills

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Try again

Been told I’m good at licking pussy

Driving

Listening to your problems

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

I'm a loving caring nan

Loyal to my friends

Hardworking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good at seeing both sides of the issue (Libra!)

I have a great sense of fashion

I normally maintain a positive outlook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a good listener

I enjoy my job as a fraud investigator

I always try and see the best in everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Take your Mum to Paris

2. Lighting up a chalice

3. Wee Willie Harris!"

Reasons to be cheerful, part 3...

Winston

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