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By *hilm2011 OP   Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

My elderly fathers number plate ends FWB. Today I’ve seen one ending in HMU. Once on the motorway I saw a caravan with a plate NE14SEX. Does anyone else giggle at things like this or am I the only immature one here?

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

My old car was BJ09 RYD. Thankfully I have my own plate

There is a driving instructor round here with ... FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like that pretty fitting for a driving instructor to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spotted a funny one that's parked on my regular walk, but I feel like posting someone's numberplate on a public forum might not be such a great idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last part of my number plate is "WTF". Seriously xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

car near 4huc

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By *rumlad13Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Someone by me has 10 inch

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Someone by me has 10 inch"

My numberplate is 20 inches.

#compensating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back a couple of old dears used to razz around our area at a whopping 27mph max in their Nissan Micra

Their reg? M11NGE

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

There’s a Ferrari around here P11SSS

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"My elderly fathers number plate ends FWB. Today I’ve seen one ending in HMU. Once on the motorway I saw a caravan with a plate NE14SEX. Does anyone else giggle at things like this or am I the only immature one here? "

I've seen one that says H8 P00.

Always wondered what made them get that on a Mercedes!!

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

My dentist's Merc when I was a kid was JAW5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one yesterday on what looked like a fairly new Range Rover ~ PL4YER

lol

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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Used to see Sid Little from 'Little & Large' driving often and he always had

COM 1 C

on his cars

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By *hilm2011 OP   Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"A few years back a couple of old dears used to razz around our area at a whopping 27mph max in their Nissan Micra

Their reg? M11NGE "

Classic

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By *hilm2011 OP   Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Saw one yesterday on what looked like a fairly new Range Rover ~ PL4YER

lol"

Probably only had that on a Range Rover because there wasn’t enough room to have 10WNTH34UCK1NGR04D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black 4x4 drives around here with

Number plate KEB4B ??

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By *hilm2011 OP   Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island

According to the DVLA the number plate NE14ABJ is available if anyone would like it.

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

I genuinely thought I'd read 'fanny number plates'

The mind boggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to get deliveries from Halls meats whose vans registration was HA55IS.

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By *hilm2011 OP   Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"I genuinely thought I'd read 'fanny number plates'

The mind boggles! "

Apparently the plate F4NNY is available as well according to DVLA checker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bernard Manning had 1 LAF on his Rolls Royce.

And the episode of One Foot In the Grave, Victor Meldrews was P155 0FF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a good one today on a Corsa. LV11COX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if B008IES was ever available?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I once had a number plate ending in COX.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

BJ69KFC

What a day!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I wonder if B008IES was ever available? "

would probably have not been issued - DVLA withdraw (!) Some plates for reasons such as this.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"I wonder if B008IES was ever available?

would probably have not been issued - DVLA withdraw (!) Some plates for reasons such as this.

"

This number plate isn't possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PEN15 took years to sell, funny that.

Fiona Richmond used to have FU2 but it was later withdrawn after the Soho "King of porn" gave it to her.

I saw a Ferrari Dino at Silverstone with 800BS which was funny.

BTW, some of the above registration plates, if they are British, must be missprints as they are illegal.

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By *aleunicorn500Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Saw a great plate on a bike a few years back. UN08 EDD. But spaced vertically to read:

U

N08

EDD

Amazing. Bet they got pulled all the time though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years back a couple of old dears used to razz around our area at a whopping 27mph max in their Nissan Micra

Their reg? M11NGE "

I can certainly vouch for this one having been in many a tailback chugging along at 21mph in a 50mph zone stuck behind the "MINGE MOBILE" as we used to call it

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I saw one that basically said ghost… irony was in a traffic jam it’s one of the first things I noticed

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m quite proud that mine starts with BJ

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I wonder if B008IES was ever available?

would probably have not been issued - DVLA withdraw (!) Some plates for reasons such as this.

This number plate isn't possible"

I'm sure you're right, but

BO 08 IES

at least fits the current format.

Which is more than can be said for some of the other offerings

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By *aisyandCarlosCouple
over a year ago

fareham

Best number plate ever has to be one I saw on a motorway, it was G5POT

So if I ever get asked where the G spot is, it was last seen on the M40 heading on to the M42

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I've thought about selling one of my plates which bears the letters FEJ so googled FEJ for a starting point to market it, only to read "Urban dictionary" FEJ abbreviation: female ejaculation!

With the following sentence using the word in context:-

Last night I went down on my bitch and she fejed all over my face.

Any offers???

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By *hilm2011 OP   Man
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Best number plate ever has to be one I saw on a motorway, it was G5POT

So if I ever get asked where the G spot is, it was last seen on the M40 heading on to the M42"

Classic.

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By *0ckerMan
over a year ago

Newtownards

The police have a ford focus reg AR53OLE ..good to see some have a sence of humor ??????

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"I wonder if B008IES was ever available?

would probably have not been issued - DVLA withdraw (!) Some plates for reasons such as this.

This number plate isn't possible

I'm sure you're right, but

BO 08 IES

at least fits the current format.

Which is more than can be said for some of the other offerings

"

You can't get the letter "I" on a number plate and you can't have 3 numbers like 081

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"The police have a ford focus reg AR53OLE ..good to see some have a sence of humor ??????"

rubbish... according to dvla the number does not exist and the police would not still be running around

in a 2003 car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman who was lesbian at my work who's number plate was M1INGEE

was a personal plate, thought it was great haha

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"My elderly fathers number plate ends FWB. Today I’ve seen one ending in HMU. Once on the motorway I saw a caravan with a plate NE14SEX. Does anyone else giggle at things like this or am I the only immature one here? "

you must have misread ne14sex ..... no number plate with the word "sex" has ever been issued

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"I wonder if B008IES was ever available?

would probably have not been issued - DVLA withdraw (!) Some plates for reasons such as this.

This number plate isn't possible

I'm sure you're right, but

BO 08 IES

at least fits the current format.

Which is more than can be said for some of the other offerings

You can't get the letter "I" on a number plate and you can't have 3 numbers like 081"

I agree, I said it earlier in the thread

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

I saw NE15GAY today made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s one near me where I’m guessing their name is Walker but just looks like it says wanker.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"There was a woman who was lesbian at my work who's number plate was M1INGEE

was a personal plate, thought it was great haha

"

I think you might have misread it

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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

I had a plate BJ07WWO

wish I had the nerve to swop the W and the O ..!

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By *0ckerMan
over a year ago

Newtownards

I have a photo of it

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

There was a Porsche locally with the plate T00 SL0W. The best was KI5 MYA

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

I saw 'ORG 45M' for sale the other day. £150,000 IIRC...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A black 4x4 drives around here with

Number plate KEB4B ?? "

That's mine and I'd prefer it not to be posted on here thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like the lorries that suck poo that have the Number plate *****poo...also like it when they have the sticker"last link in the food chain" above the windscreen.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"I had a plate BJ07WWO

wish I had the nerve to swop the W and the O ..! "

I did see a gorgeous woman once driving an Xk8 up the M6 with the number plate B10 JOB and wondered what line of business she might be in, especially as I was already aware of a Manchester business woman who had HOT on her number plate, only her line of business wasn't one that attracted grant funding, or an overdraft facility from a bank manager to fund an expansion programme. The only way that her business was going to expand was if she could acquire another pair of legs and open up shop in a neighbouring town.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Not seen the actual car but was sent a photo of: BJ69 KFC

Sounds like a good night!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Not seen the actual car but was sent a photo of: BJ69 KFC

Sounds like a good night! "

Could add a whole new meaning to the term, "Finger licking good!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour has a number plat starting with FNO8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plate

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