FabSwingers.com forum: Mystic fanny

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am here to predict your future...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i will cross your palm with silver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, hit me with my future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with mine

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"i will cross your palm with silver"

Ok and what would you like to know my dear.. tucker £20 in her bra..

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"I am here to predict your future...

I have the week off work, what can I expect? ....... £20 slid across the table

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is that a Mystic Sweet Fanny Adams?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Go on then, hit me with my future."

You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..

You will be left with a few bob and a manison..

However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Good luck with mine

You my dear will have lots of cock..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am here to predict your future...

I have the week off work, what can I expect? ....... £20 slid across the table

A meet with a woman that loves a hairy chest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then, hit me with my future.

You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..

You will be left with a few bob and a manison..

However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year.."

PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!

I hate PVC!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is that a Mystic Sweet Fanny Adams?"

I cannot reveal my true identity...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Go on then, hit me with my future.

You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..

You will be left with a few bob and a manison..

However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year..

PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!

I hate PVC!!!"

ffs latex..!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Go on then, hit me with my future.

You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..

You will be left with a few bob and a manison..

However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year..

PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!

I hate PVC!!!"

Just give him the BJ after he's changed his Will in your favour. Then go and get as much latex as you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck with mine

You my dear will have lots of cock..

I hope you're right, I've not had any for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then, hit me with my future.

You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..

You will be left with a few bob and a manison..

However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year..

PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!

I hate PVC!!!

ffs latex..!!

Ah now that's a different matter entirely.

I'll wait to hear from him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats my future got in store??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"whats my future got in store?? "

Its a secret...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats my future got in store??

Its a secret...

kippers, custard, tattoo's and the Mitchell brothers are in your future

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"whats my future got in store??

Its a secret...

kippers, custard, tattoo's and the Mitchell brothers are in your future

Kipper man is in yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then tell me my future

*slips a couple of kippers across table*

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Go on then tell me my future

*slips a couple of kippers across table*

You will have a kipper up your bum bum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then tell me my future

*slips a couple of kippers across table*

You will have a kipper up your bum bum..

kinkiest fortune teller I've ever come across lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol

Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol

Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!!

You will meet a duck in the club jacuzzi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to think this mystic fanny is a little fishy

I demand a full refund lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you take euros?

Slips a fifty over the table

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do you take euros?

Slips a fifty over the table

Now tempting.. You will meet a man that wears a suit in the day times but your stockings in the evening...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Do you take euros?

Slips a fifty over the table

Now tempting.. You will meet a man that wears a suit in the day times but your stockings in the evening...

Damn!

Been there, done that, had my clothes stretched in all the wrong places.

(scrabbles in purse)

What do I get for £3.26 and a couple of pieces of bonfire toffee?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do you take euros?

Slips a fifty over the table

Now tempting.. You will meet a man that wears a suit in the day times but your stockings in the evening...

Damn!

Been there, done that, had my clothes stretched in all the wrong places.

(scrabbles in purse)

What do I get for £3.26 and a couple of pieces of bonfire toffee?"

bugger all..............next...

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol

Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!!

You will meet a duck in the club jacuzzi..

Think you misspelt duck there Cheeky lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol

Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!!

You will meet a duck in the club jacuzzi..

Think you misspelt duck there Cheeky lol

oh sorry a fuck duck....

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I am here to predict your future...

Not sure I dare ask...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here to predict your future...

Go on then I'm listening......slips two tenners across the table!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am here to predict your future...

Not sure I dare ask...!

you Will meet your long lost brothers lala and po

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol

Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!!

You will meet a duck in the club jacuzzi..

Think you misspelt duck there Cheeky lol

oh sorry a fuck duck....

Lol anyone got a duck onesie?? anyone.......

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I am here to predict your future...

Not sure I dare ask...!

(Discretely slips a £20 across the table..)

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am here to predict your future...

Go on then I'm listening......slips two tenners across the table!

you Will change your underwear tomorrow

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I am here to predict your future...

Not sure I dare ask...!

you Will meet your long lost brothers lala and po

Doubt it, they're under the patio. That'll teach 'em to hog the Tubbietoast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here to predict your future...

I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?

....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here to predict your future...

Go on then I'm listening......slips two tenners across the table!

you Will change your underwear tomorrow

Pmsl can do that right now lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am here to predict your future...

I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?

....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change....."

i Will shag you senseless....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here to predict your future...

I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?

....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change.....

i Will shag you senseless....

I wish x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I am here to predict your future...

I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?

....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change.....

i Will shag you senseless....

I wish x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late or are u off shagging?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Am I too late or are u off shagging?

This should be fun... where's the popcorn!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I too late or are u off shagging?

you Will find a gorgeous sparky to sort your cookery out as i don't for see you being blown up..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I too late or are u off shagging?

alas i cannot predict the next time i Will have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late or are u off shagging?

This should be fun... where's the popcorn!"

she was gentle with me lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can you tall me if the red shoes i have my eye on will be available in my size tomorrow like the shop said they would?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I too late or are u off shagging?

This should be fun... where's the popcorn!

she was gentle with me lol

after all you are the best minx in town

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can you tall me if the red shoes i have my eye on will be available in my size tomorrow like the shop said they would?

Femme i predict that they Will i can feel it in my water...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And prey tell what does it growl about my future?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And prey tell what does it growl about my future?

that you Will turn into Raymond the randy bastard.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late or are u off shagging?

This should be fun... where's the popcorn!

she was gentle with me lol

after all you are the best minx in town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you predict something for me please.

I have pains in my left hand, nunbness and shooting pains up my wrist. Can you tell me what it is, will it go or can you foresee medical treatment

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By *rightloonMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Ah the whimsical machinations of septic peg....

Look into my ball(s) and express what you see..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can you predict something for me please.

I have pains in my left hand, nunbness and shooting pains up my wrist. Can you tell me what it is, will it go or can you foresee medical treatment

That is more commonly known as a hand job strain... seek medical attention if it gets worse..

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