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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Ring them and report it maybe

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Probably all in Luton

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Ring them and report it maybe "

Is there any point??

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point?? "

Yes... cos they're unlikely to read this thread.

Posh

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Probably all in Luton "

That is a very good point

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point??

Yes... cos they're unlikely to read this thread.

Posh "

Bugger, never thought of that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They split up in 1984.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Whoop whoop its the sound of da police

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"They split up in 1984."

Explains it I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police?? "

It's no secret that the police are severely short staffed so probably out dealing more serious crimes maybe?

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"They split up in 1984."

Well I'm going to leave a message in a bottle, for Roxanne the local lady copper, who can't stand loosing you when she's looking for you as she's so lonely.............I could go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police?? "

Hiding On motorway bridges?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Where are they?

Isn't that a question you should be asking the government.

I'm sure if the police had enough resources they would be happy to knick the fuckers.

Unfortunately most are busy tied up in unnecessary admin and bureaucratic nonsense.

Those that are left anyway,I wonder how many fewer police there are now compared to when he Tory government came to power?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably harassing [guess] kids.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

It's no secret that the police are severely short staffed so probably out dealing more serious crimes maybe?"

I think that's the problem, the only police you see around here are in cars with the blue lights flashing and sirens wailing !

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police?? "

Probably running out of chocolate sprinkles donut in the local shop or nicking some sweet old pensioner who only doing 2mph over the limit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They split up in 1984.

Well I'm going to leave a message in a bottle, for Roxanne the local lady copper, who can't stand loosing you when she's looking for you as she's so lonely.............I could go on "

I like Roxanne, every little thing she does is magic

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point?? "

Bit like whinging and not doing anything about it?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Try sending a Message In a Bottle...they may get it....

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point??

Bit like whinging and not doing anything about it?"

I think I might ring them and have a winge

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police?? "

Why don’t you join up and do something about it..??

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point??

Bit like whinging and not doing anything about it?

I think I might ring them and have a winge "

As long as you dial 111 and not 999. 999 is not the local whinge line.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

Probably running out of chocolate sprinkles donut in the local shop or nicking some sweet old pensioner who only doing 2mph over the limit. "

We're the sweeney son and we haven't had any dinner

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

Why don’t you join up and do something about it..??"

I don't think I'd qualify somehow!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

Why don’t you join up and do something about it..??

I don't think I'd qualify somehow! "

Not one of those law breakers your moaning about are you..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably all in Luton

That is a very good point "

Good ole tommy fella lives there eh.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point??

Bit like whinging and not doing anything about it?

I think I might ring them and have a winge

As long as you dial 111 and not 999. 999 is not the local whinge line. "

101, damn it.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point??

Bit like whinging and not doing anything about it?

I think I might ring them and have a winge

As long as you dial 111 and not 999. 999 is not the local whinge line.

101, damn it. "

I called 111 and am still on hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They split up in 1984."

Did they????

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point??

Bit like whinging and not doing anything about it?

I think I might ring them and have a winge

As long as you dial 111 and not 999. 999 is not the local whinge line.

101, damn it.

I called 111 and am still on hold "

Just go down to the local station at best you'll end up in the cell for the night and save a few quid on your gas a electric bill.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

Why don’t you join up and do something about it..??

I don't think I'd qualify somehow!

Not one of those law breakers your moaning about are you..??"

I don't use phone whilst driving, I don't speed in built up areas (I do on main roads where it's resonably safe to do so), my car is quiet, I've never dropped a single piece of litter (those guilty should be shot) oh and I don't sell or buy drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They split up in 1984.

Did they????"

I don’t know. I wasn’t born.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point??

Bit like whinging and not doing anything about it?

I think I might ring them and have a winge

As long as you dial 111 and not 999. 999 is not the local whinge line.

101, damn it.

I called 111 and am still on hold "

We value your call, but due to covid all lines are busy...

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

Why don’t you join up and do something about it..??

I don't think I'd qualify somehow!

Not one of those law breakers your moaning about are you..??

I don't use phone whilst driving, I don't speed in built up areas (I do on main roads where it's resonably safe to do so), my car is quiet, I've never dropped a single piece of litter (those guilty should be shot) oh and I don't sell or buy drugs "

So, as long as it’s breaking the law on your terms it’s ok…

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Where are the police? Being budgeted out of existence so the service can be privatised. Having numbers reduced then lambasted when crime goes up. Having pensions destroyed to the extent many are leaving to secure a future for themselves. New officers leaving in droves once they have their degree for nothing (don’t need a degree to be a cop, but that’s my opinion). Take your pick.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Confiscating electric scooters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say they were nicking me, but crossed fingers its been well over 12 months since i last got pulled in.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Don’t forget the wage “increase” that doesn’t even cover the rise in inflation let alone the rising cost of living meaning lower ranked officer have experienced a pay decrease o we the last few years.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Ring them and report it maybe

Is there any point?? "

Try it and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes no odds they tend to be quite useless in my experience

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Probably all in Luton "

We haven't had a police raid in a while. Not since we started using gags anyway

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Blame the fuckers in power they obviously don’t think the police are that important..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police?? "

Queuing up at the food bank instead of lobbying their union to strike against this dispicible government...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ring them and report it maybe "

Absolutely! if no one reports anything, the police assume that everything is okay.

What doesn't help is roads policing numbers have been severely cut back. Our local RP unit in Reading used to have 16 officer per shift, now it has 4, the balance is made up of Specials..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm temporarily living in the dump that is Bedford. I don't venture out much but:- 1 in 10 drivers are using mobile phones whilst driving, 4 out of 10 are speeding, a lot of the cars wouldn't pass the MOT due to the noise they make, there's litter absolutely everywhere even though the mini roadsweepers are out every morning oh and walked right in to a drug deal the other day right outside the prison ! Question is, where the fuck are all the police??

Queuing up at the food bank instead of lobbying their union to strike against this dispicible government... "

by law they are not allowed to strike, just work to rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too busy searching for ‘hurty words’ on Twitter, bending the knee, and painting their nails etc for LGBTQ.

Like most public services in this country, the police force has become way too politicized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are the police? Being budgeted out of existence so the service can be privatised. Having numbers reduced then lambasted when crime goes up. Having pensions destroyed to the extent many are leaving to secure a future for themselves. New officers leaving in droves once they have their degree for nothing (don’t need a degree to be a cop, but that’s my opinion). Take your pick. "

This....

The Police can only do so much with the funding given....Yet people blame them instead of blaming the incompetent Government who is behind it

Not enough support is being given to officers either, mental health in the Force is increasing and good people are leaving.

My guy was in court last week to face the guy who tried to run him over. The abuse is daily, verbally and physically, It's not acceptable in any other industry so why should they have to put up with it. He just shrugs and says 'part of the job'

That's on top of the crappy wage junior Officers get, they are on less than I am a month, it's no wonder the sector is in crisis

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Dunno, but they’re sure as fuck not in Newcastle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I think the Police are heavily unjustly criticised at times.

I'm sure behind the scenes they are working hard.

As others have said without real funding and support what they gonna do!

They have to put resources where it really matters. So petty crime maybe seen to go unpoliced...unpunished. That must be more frustrating for them than us.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be some correlation between authoritarianism and a highly visible or fear of the police force. Just an observation on my travels. It’s a shame we don’t have more respect and support for ours rather than the constant whinging and disproportionate expectations of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People will vote Conservative.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Woop-woop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retrospectively chasing politicians.

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