FabSwingers.com forum: WANKING IN THE WOODS. Question for the ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fantasy of mine is to get caught wanking in the woods. And them be watched.

Any women out there like the idea of spotting a guy wanking while out walking and end up just watching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet there are loads .

I’m lucky have my own woods

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Great to have as a fantasy.

Depends on how keen you are to end up on a register as to whether to ever do it for real.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't think of much worse, to be honest.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I'd be horrified

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I can't think of much worse, to be honest."

Bumping into two guys wanking whilst out for a relaxing stroll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking in the woods

Exchanging glances

Wanking in the woods

What are the chances

We'd be in a cell

Before the night was through....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can't think of much worse, to be honest.

Bumping into two guys wanking whilst out for a relaxing stroll?

Yeah, ok, that's worse

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm sure it would be easy enough to engineer a situation where a woman stumbled across you in the act. I would say the chances of her hanging around to participate in your fantasy are vanishingly small. Certainly smaller than the chances of her notifying the Police.

Maybe you like those odds though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fantasy of mine is to get caught wanking in the woods. And them be watched.

Any women out there like the idea of spotting a guy wanking while out walking and end up just watching?"

I'm sure there are women who would like but would most likely it would have to be preplanned

I'd run away screaming if I was out for a walk and saw some random geeza wanking in a Bush

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Wanking in the woods

Exchanging glances

Wanking in the woods

What are the chances

We'd be in a cell

Before the night was through...."

If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise

If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise

For every guy that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today's the day the fab guys have their picnic

*by picnic I mean circle jerk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d keep it a fantasy in your head or you’ll soon be banged up for the night

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Certain it wouldn’t be the reaction you’d want! I’d laugh and instantly text my friends to tell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he means something pre arranged roleplay type of thing . Not much different to dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go down to the woods today you’re in for a big surprise…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have your own private ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes obviously would be pre planned in real life. You would be arrested with the hour. But in fantasy land there is no police

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

There was an old wanker in the woods

Who knuckle-shuffled as fast as he could

The lady of the manor

Did pass by and then stammer

“You fff-fucking perverted dirty no good!”

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sometimes you have to remember life is not a porno.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Sometimes you have to remember life is not a porno. "

Especially when your washing machine breaks or you order a pizza......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a fantasy situation, not real life. Not sure some of you have read the whole post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, they did and the answer is the same. The common consensus is that it's weird and no they don't like the idea of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a fantasy situation, not real life. Not sure some of you have read the whole post"

Keep it a fantasy

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

It's not one of my fantasies

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"It's not one of my fantasies "

Not mine either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"This is a fantasy situation, not real life. Not sure some of you have read the whole post"

Ok then I'd love it, especially when the dragon flies overhead and a unicorn gallops by just as I'm hitting the cum shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certain it wouldn’t be the reaction you’d want! I’d laugh and instantly text my friends to tell them

What a refreshing view much the same as sher.

Instead of being traumatised and needing counselling and compensation

Now days

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

In my fantasies? Yes.

In reality? No. I’d throw a twig at him and run.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

It’d have to be preplanned, otherwise you’ll be in front of the magistrate within minutes.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"In my fantasies? Yes.

In reality? No. I’d throw a twig at him and run."

Lol a twig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol a twig

Stunning profile, love your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go down to the woods today be sure of a big surprise

Cos mum and dad are having a shag and

Cambsmale27 is having a wank

And

Aunty sue is having a screw with grandad

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"This is a fantasy situation, not real life. Not sure some of you have read the whole post"

Maybe it would have been better received in the stories and fantasies forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fantasy of mine is to get caught wanking in the woods. And them be watched.

Any women out there like the idea of spotting a guy wanking while out walking and end up just watching?"

No. I am not attracted to sex offenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about bumping into a woman merrily flicking her bean in the woods? I'd love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You watch too much porn... this shit doesn't happen in real life and when it does you'll more than likely leave a woman terrified.

Agree with Outsider, I am not attracted to sex offenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You watch too much porn... this shit doesn't happen in real life and when it does you'll more than likely leave a woman terrified.

Agree with Outsider, I am not attracted to sex offenders. "

I haven't seen this in any porn. Behave yourself op

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

If you go down to the woods today... You'll end up scarred for life.

No thanks!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Only if it’s planned, pre arranged and away from the general public. Then maybe

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Vile. Nobody needs to see that by accident. Porn has a lot to answer for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fantasy of mine is to get caught wanking in the woods. And them be watched.

Any women out there like the idea of spotting a guy wanking while out walking and end up just watching?"

My ex bf wanked over me in the woods when I was 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vile. Nobody needs to see that by accident. Porn has a lot to answer for. "

It's shocking how many people think that porn is 'real'.

Fantasy or staged (consensual) situations.... Mind blowing that they can't understand.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Vile. Nobody needs to see that by accident. Porn has a lot to answer for.

It's shocking how many people think that porn is 'real'.

Fantasy or staged (consensual) situations.... Mind blowing that they can't understand. "

It’s bloody terrifying that some people do not see the difference.. we have to make laws to stop people sending their bits without permission… I despair at posts like this!! It’s really sad.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Vile. Nobody needs to see that by accident. Porn has a lot to answer for.

It's shocking how many people think that porn is 'real'.

Fantasy or staged (consensual) situations.... Mind blowing that they can't understand.

It’s bloody terrifying that some people do not see the difference.. we have to make laws to stop people sending their bits without permission… I despair at posts like this!! It’s really sad."

You'd think now, with camera phones, that people would be more careful, first thing alot would do is take a pic/video as proof. Then who knows what they'd do with that... So many consequences! There's a lot to lose from acting out a sudden urge

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