FabSwingers.com forum: What would people on here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be surprised to know about you??

Stripper on the side?

Artistic?

High powered CEO? Or just a bum?

High IQ? Low IQ

Some hidden talent?

Surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think there’s anything surprising or interesting about me. What about you OP?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I crochet... But I am a Granny,, so ya know, shouldn't be that much of a surprise, really

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I spend many hours sat at my table doing jigsaw puzzles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m a windup merchant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think there’s anything surprising or interesting about me. What about you OP?"

Surprisingly I'm actually nice.

Also, exceptionally intelligent.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Probably that I'm way more unfit than I should be ..

But I am making plans to correct this haha

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

I’ve been on tv when I was involved in a sport that took me all over Europe.....and now I’m just an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I’m a windup merchant. "

I am shocked

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I’m a windup merchant. "

Your posts are funny I like em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m a windup merchant.

I am shocked"

Most people are. I think it’s because I’m so serious all of the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve been on tv when I was involved in a sport that took me all over Europe.....and now I’m just an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."

I knew I recognised you!!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I’m a pagan and artist

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I can knit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I’m a windup merchant.

I am shocked

Most people are. I think it’s because I’m so serious all of the time."

You really should lighten up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I spend many hours sat at my table doing jigsaw puzzles."

I would do this if I had time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played Chess to national level as a child/teen and now get beaten by randoms on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m a windup merchant.

I am shocked

Most people are. I think it’s because I’m so serious all of the time.

You really should lighten up"

From now on I will be 8% less serious.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"I’ve been on tv when I was involved in a sport that took me all over Europe.....and now I’m just an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

I knew I recognised you!!"

You recognise my helmet?

Crash Helmet!?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I played Chess to national level as a child/teen and now get beaten by randoms on the internet.

I'll give ya a game dude ..

Used to be pretty decent at Chess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I’m a windup merchant.

I am shocked

Most people are. I think it’s because I’m so serious all of the time.

You really should lighten up

From now on I will be 8% less serious."

Seems doable

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

There is absolutely nothing remarkable to reveal about me whatsoever!! I don’t have a talent, am just ‘quite good’ at stuff!!

I like things that people are generally scared of: spiders; rats; snakes. I’m also rather good at reverse and parallel parking !! Whoop

Mr plays the piano & this surprises people somewhat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can knit

I could never get the hang of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played Chess to national level as a child/teen and now get beaten by randoms on the internet.

I'll give ya a game dude ..

Used to be pretty decent at Chess

Game on Grumps..after you've had a few tequila shots of course

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Strangest job: voice over artist for gay porn in LA IN THE 90s

Hardest job: Ex CEO of west London based financial support company

Creative job: played Glastonbury

Ambition: make friends with one or two (or three) on this thread

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I bowled for my county as a child and have a high score of 263.

Otherwise I'm responsible for nothing remarkable until I discovered the ambulance emoji on fab - my crowning achievement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strangest job: voice over artist for gay porn in LA IN THE 90s

Hardest job: Ex CEO of west London based financial support company

Creative job: played Glastonbury

Ambition: make friends with one or two (or three) on this thread

I wish you well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bowled for my county as a child and have a high score of 263.

Otherwise I'm responsible for nothing remarkable until I discovered the ambulance emoji on fab - my crowning achievement

You've peaked!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I've never had sexual relations with a black lady only held hands

I have an extra set of wisdom teeth both top & bottom

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I bowled for my county as a child and have a high score of 263.

Otherwise I'm responsible for nothing remarkable until I discovered the ambulance emoji on fab - my crowning achievement

You've peaked!"

Yep. It's all downhill from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m a windup merchant.

I am shocked

Most people are. I think it’s because I’m so serious all of the time.

You really should lighten up

From now on I will be 8% less serious.

Seems doable"

I’ve been called doable a few times. That’s my 8% for today

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm only *slightly* less of a nob in person

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never had sexual relations with a black lady only held hands

I have an extra set of wisdom teeth both top & bottom

Does that make you extra wise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only *slightly* less of a nob in person

LvM"

This is not surprising

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I played Chess to national level as a child/teen and now get beaten by randoms on the internet.

I'll give ya a game dude ..

Used to be pretty decent at Chess

Game on Grumps..after you've had a few tequila shots of course

I'd never drink Tequila though

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That I'm really not a dick

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I played Chess to national level as a child/teen and now get beaten by randoms on the internet.

You do know they can cheat.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm only *slightly* less of a nob in person

LvM"

Sorry to dispell the myth but you are actually a charming young man haha

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

I am a ex con that’s turned my life around

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Clinically...........I've been dead.

*no, I'm not the messiah, I'm a very naughty boy.

**I got better

***yes I know that's from a different film

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I can knit

I could never get the hang of this. "

I can make a scarf for the winter days coming

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"I've never had sexual relations with a black lady only held hands

I have an extra set of wisdom teeth both top & bottom

Does that make you extra wise?"

Haha I wish

Just means I can chomp down food at a bbq like a bottomless pit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm really not a dick

Ssshhh don't tell everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a ex con that’s turned my life around "

Well done.

That sounded sarcastic, I didn't mean it sarcastically!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These things are so awful because there’s nothing to me. Lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a really nice person and not an obsessed race activist like I come across on the forums LOL

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"These things are so awful because there’s nothing to me. Lmao. "

Surprise us by saying what colour your hair is today

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I am a moderately skilled artist and take commissions drawing intimate portraits for people. I have my own Etsy page!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These things are so awful because there’s nothing to me. Lmao.

Surprise us by saying what colour your hair is today

Today it’s my natural colour. Yesterday it was purple. The day before that blonde.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a moderately skilled artist and take commissions drawing intimate portraits for people. I have my own Etsy page! "

This has surprised me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like colour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like colour "

Dark blue?

Dark red?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/05/22 18:41:22]"
too much info on that one nearly

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm fully trained to look in your ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My winky is not what makes me great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fully trained to look in your ears

Ever tempted to stick a tongue in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/05/22 18:41:22]too much info on that one nearly

Ah I missed that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/05/22 18:41:22]too much info on that one nearly

Ah I missed that one!"
phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my fake account.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"That I'm really not a dick

Ssshhh don't tell everyone. "

It's ok, they're probably all playing kiss, fuck, pass

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm fully trained to look in your ears

You find much between mine.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I am a moderately skilled artist and take commissions drawing intimate portraits for people. I have my own Etsy page!

This has surprised me!"

Then I guess that my work here is done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the piano

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm actually Ryan Reynolds

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am a moderately skilled artist and take commissions drawing intimate portraits for people. I have my own Etsy page! "

I know someone else like that ..

I have her artwork on my walls to this day .. I know you know haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irresponsible

Childish

And pervert

But in normal life

I would protect you from all

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

ive never owned shoes or trainers , i only wear chelsea boots or dealer boots

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I once starred in a Brazilian day time soap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when people meet me for the first time, they think I'm a hard man, but I'm actually a big softy, I cried when bambi's mum got shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like colour

Dark blue?

Dark red?"

Dark everything, but I do like bright colours too

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I've been on the front cover of a magazine and I was in a TV advert

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Chronically ill crazy cat lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is my fake account.

Mine too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my fake account.

Mine too!!"

We should fake have sex!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I was in the Guinness book of world records, twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be surprised to know about you??

Stripper on the side?

Artistic?

High powered CEO? Or just a bum?

High IQ? Low IQ

Some hidden talent?

Surprise me."

I work in software and I am a biker

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've been paid to have sex in an adult film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is my fake account.

Mine too!!

We should fake have sex!

Taxi!!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm nowt spectacular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm actually Ryan Reynolds "

I'm somewhat sceptical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can enjoy playing Minecraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a smart guy when I'm not thinking with my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my fake account.

Mine too!!

We should fake have sex!

Taxi!!"

Faketaxi!?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm actually Ryan Reynolds

I'm somewhat sceptical "

Well you would be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm actually a smart guy when I'm not thinking with my dick "

Most men suffer with this problem.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

As people don't know me anything would be a surprise ... my side gig is I'm a trainee helicopter piolet, my full time gig is puppy saver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside of work I'm considered an expert in my field.

Myself and some of my students did a lot of the battlefield choreography and I provided a lot of the weaponry for 2 documentary on Japanese history.

Lady Astor is an ardent supporter of her footie team, has a home and away season ticket and travels all over the country and Europe to watch them. Our weekend get togethers are planned around the footy fixtures.

Winston

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"As people don't know me anything would be a surprise ... my side gig is I'm a trainee helicopter piolet, my full time gig is puppy saver. "

I know what a pilot does but what does a piolet do?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"As people don't know me anything would be a surprise ... my side gig is I'm a trainee helicopter piolet, my full time gig is puppy saver.

I know what a pilot does but what does a piolet do? "

Gimme a sec I'll ask google ...

It's and ice axe

, as people who do their side gig traineeship helicopter fly fly stuff would know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on 'funhouse' as a youngster, and on the east mids news 5 year ago about my work

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I spend many hours sat at my table doing jigsaw puzzles."

Hmmmm i wonder what the puzzle picture is of ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"As people don't know me anything would be a surprise ... my side gig is I'm a trainee helicopter piolet, my full time gig is puppy saver.

I know what a pilot does but what does a piolet do?

Gimme a sec I'll ask google ...

It's and ice axe

, as people who do their side gig traineeship helicopter fly fly stuff would know. "

I would strongly suggest against using one of those while flying a helicopter

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I attended 2 different national schools, 4 different secondary schools and 5 different 3rd level educational facilities - resulting in 4 different types of qualifications that have nothing to do with each other - yet my working life was spent on jobs that have nothing to do with any of these qualifications

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on 'funhouse' as a youngster, and on the east mids news 5 year ago about my work

Ok now I’m jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a big pain in ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on 'funhouse' as a youngster, and on the east mids news 5 year ago about my work

Ok now I’m jealous! "

The twins smelt of vanilla

and pat had coffee breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on 'funhouse' as a youngster, and on the east mids news 5 year ago about my work

Ok now I’m jealous!

The twins smelt of vanilla

and pat had coffee breath

ugh coffee breath! I always wanted to be on finders keepers with Neil Buchanan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on 'funhouse' as a youngster, and on the east mids news 5 year ago about my work

Ok now I’m jealous!

The twins smelt of vanilla

and pat had coffee breath

ugh coffee breath! I always wanted to be on finders keepers with Neil Buchanan "

Ahaha i remember that

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I’m really a nice happy go lucky guy not a moaning twat as I appear to be so I was told

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was the richest person on the planet for a short period in the mid 90s.

Which isn't something vanilla people know about me either, so...meh

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