FabSwingers.com forum: What’s in your pockets?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

£5.65, 3 plectrums, some biscuit crumbs and a bit of fluff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this moment nothing in my pockets

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't have pockets today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my profile pics show no pockets

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

A lipsol and a Olbas inhaler.

Dry air-conditioning is not my friend

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Poo bags

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm pocketless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poo bags

Good to see a responsible dog owner on Fab (well, I assume that they’re for your dog)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earphones, car key, 55pence and a receipt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 fags my car keys phone and a bag of bush lol

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Poo bags

Good to see a responsible dog owner on Fab (well, I assume that they’re for your dog) "

Haha yes!! I think every jacket I own has some in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 fags my car keys phone and a bag of bush lol"

A horticulturist ...or pubic hair shaver?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Just my wallet. Do I have to say what’s in my wallet or is that sufficient?

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Tisue for my nose and a cock ring in other pocket !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys on key chain cigs lighter change amounting to 1.28 my full worth

And fluff how the hell does fluff get in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just my wallet. Do I have to say what’s in my wallet or is that sufficient?"

That will suffice, but thanks for offering x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallet pens ecig

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over a year ago

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

The one ring

Can’t believe I saw first with that my preciouses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car keys, £24.72p and a full Gregg's coffee reward card

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Swiss Army Knife

About a fiver in change (back pocket because the right hand front pocket has a small hole - probably because that’s where I carry the knife)

Receipts from the last four or five trips to the Post Office

Poo bags

Phone

Smokes and lighter

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Car keys & wallet..

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cigarettes and lighter

Phone

Wallet

Assorted screw drivers

Socket tester

Fuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receipt from Morrisons

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By *ressed4fun03TV/TS
over a year ago

Midlands

Spare pair of knickers

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Three transit cards for three cities. It's my Willie Nelson pocket.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ive got holes in my pockets so I just play with my baws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any pockets...

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Tricksy hobbitses"

If you know, you know...

C x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Dog biscuits, poo bags and car keys.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A banana and I'm pleased to see you.

Oh who am I kidding.......it's my cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive got holes in my pockets so I just play with my baws

There’s always one (but hopefully you have two baws to keep you amused)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Car keys, £24.72p and a full Gregg's coffee reward card"

So far, £24.72p makes you the most eligible fabber on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one ring

Can’t believe I saw first with that my preciouses "

Cock ring or are we talking Hobbits here?

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By *ylonattireTV/TS
over a year ago

Radcliffe

A pair if nude tights i have just cum in

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A hair bobble and some paracetamol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 1 ring

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Women are not allowed pockets, if you see pockets in women's clothing, they are for aesthetics only.

It's why I wear mens work trousers, they are awesome!

Allotment keys, phone, bits of broken pottery, a dusting of mud, a couple of rusty screws, and old seed packets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cards, work phone, keys, Gloves and a Tesco Receipt

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I usually have a couple of dog poo bags & a tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iphone, Kindle, glasses, wallet, car keys, £2.50..

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

La La Land

Cash, wallet, pz2 drill bit, keys and lots of saw dust

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

my nut sack slight as I have no underwear on and a big hole in my pocket .. sat on chair and its squished up

tmi I know , I am sorry and will sit in the box now

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"The one ring

Can’t believe I saw first with that my preciouses

Cock ring or are we talking Hobbits here? "

Oh I didn’t think of that

Both

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