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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One for the chaps:

Have you ever been absolutely fascinated when you see your flaccid penis floating merrily to the surface whilst in the bath?

What a curious and delightful phenomena it is, is it not?

I like to do a David Attenborough like narration whenever I idly observe mine

Anyway….beards yay or nay?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards? "

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Beards yay ...I'm sure my willie winked at me the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset "

Want me to do it with my teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

Want me to do it with my teeth? "
made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn "

Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn

Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt."
no but i need to now

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay! "

My balls are less buoyant I have observed with keen interest but do like to make a guest appearance above the water surface every now and then…a bit like a whale coming up for air maybe?…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!

My balls are less buoyant I have observed with keen interest but do like to make a guest appearance above the water surface every now and then…a bit like a whale coming up for air maybe?… "
as long as its a sperm whale

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn

Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt.no but i need to now "

https://youtu.be/GhvEp-9o_Q0

2, I exaggerated

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Beards yay ...I'm sure my willie winked at me the other day "

Winking willies doing the breast stroke in the bath

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay"

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay! "

If you play with it though it'll stop floating.

It'll just stand up like a periscope, or one of those photos of the loch ness monster......

A

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!

My balls are less buoyant I have observed with keen interest but do like to make a guest appearance above the water surface every now and then…a bit like a whale coming up for air maybe?… "

Perhaps they’re too full

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!

If you play with it though it'll stop floating.

It'll just stand up like a periscope, or one of those photos of the loch ness monster......

A"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

Want me to do it with my teeth? "

Let me just bite down on this wallet….ok I’m good to go m’lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn

Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt.no but i need to now

https://youtu.be/GhvEp-9o_Q0

2, I exaggerated "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Penis beards? Bum beards?

Chest beards?

That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset

Want me to do it with my teeth?

Let me just bite down on this wallet….ok I’m good to go m’lady "

Now that's what I call flossing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is "
but then everyone would know who i was

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!

My balls are less buoyant I have observed with keen interest but do like to make a guest appearance above the water surface every now and then…a bit like a whale coming up for air maybe?… as long as its a sperm whale "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was "

Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

A floating penis? Do they come off then? Some sort of buoyancy aid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was

Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted."
reporters are sneaky

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was

Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky "

So's Worzel Gummidge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was

Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky

So's Worzel Gummidge. "
i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was

Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky

So's Worzel Gummidge. i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s a great bit of fun for the chaps: Have any of you tried laying face down in the bath to feel the curiously delightful resulting sensation of your penis and balls trying to float out back from underneath you?

As Neil Buchanan used to say on Art Attack, ‘Try it yerselves at home. Ta Ra.’

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was

Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky

So's Worzel Gummidge. i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like "

Bet Aunt Sally peeked a few times. Cuppa tea and a slice of cake my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I can ever recall being fascinated by such.

Beards are a "NO!" as is all body hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay

That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was

Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky

So's Worzel Gummidge. i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like

Bet Aunt Sally peeked a few times. Cuppa tea and a slice of cake my arse!"
she loved a good stuffing guaranteed

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A floating penis? Do they come off then? Some sort of buoyancy aid?"

They sort of bob up like a fishing buoy…..it is a most delightful sight.

I may take a pic and send it in to the Country File photo competition this year….

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