FabSwingers.com forum: ever had a chocolate bar in your pants

By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I got a message this morning asking me if I have ever had a chocolate down my pants and if not would I like one ...

Ok lets discuss this ? how should I respond to this ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An actual chocolate bar? This isn't code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puns. The only way to go.

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"An actual chocolate bar? This isn't code?

Yes I am trying to find out ... but it seems an actual chocolate bar lol . honestly I get some outstanding emails on here ... I could really post a blog on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's can give you a real Boost

You should give it a Twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An actual chocolate bar? This isn't code?

Yes I am trying to find out ... but it seems an actual chocolate bar lol . honestly I get some outstanding emails on here ... I could really post a blog on them

Point out you get more variety with a handfull of celebrations down there.

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I replied back with /// so I guess you like nuts in your chocolate

I will update on here the response if I get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a cream egg in my dressing gown one night fell asleep on it nexy morning put my hand in my pocket i thought the youngest had put a shit in my pocket so gave him a right bollocking then remembered so the guilt made me buy him a paw patrol toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I replied back with /// so I guess you like nuts in your chocolate

I will update on here the response if I get one "

You didn't actually answer his question though

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Does he mean an actual chocolate bar? If he does, what a waste. Just eat the chocolate bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does he mean an actual chocolate bar? If he does, what a waste. Just eat the chocolate bar

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I suspect he wa TS to ...

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Can’t imagine it’d be pleasant on any level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a friend in Liverpool once used to put a chocolate bar in a lady’s pussy and eat it out obviously not marathons because she said the nuts get stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a friend in Liverpool once used to put a chocolate bar in a lady’s pussy and eat it out obviously not marathons because she said the nuts get stuck

Toblerone from the duty-free could be interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I replied back with /// so I guess you like nuts in your chocolate

I will update on here the response if I get one "

Such a good reply ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a friend in Liverpool once used to put a chocolate bar in a lady’s pussy and eat it out obviously not marathons because she said the nuts get stuck

Toblerone from the duty-free could be interesting!"

Could be

But Maltese’s could be a problem if you lose em and would you still suck all the chocolate off when found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's can give you a real Boost

You should give it a Twirl"

This should have been your reply!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there a trend for eating chocolate bars out of a pussy not so long ago? Did/does this still happen (I never tried it but ........)

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

no reply yet alas ... I am quite sad xx

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Does he mean an actual chocolate bar? If he does, what a waste. Just eat the chocolate bar

yes proper chocolate bar , I thought first he meant black cock , but it was a white dude ...

I mean I cant think melting chocolate on my femrod would be to nice tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe sender wants to share yorkie bar. Have to keep these things hush hush

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

He sounds a bit of a flake

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"He sounds a bit of a flake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got curly wurlies in mine.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We would respond by hitting the Delete button, but we can't speak for you of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose if you are looking for a marathon session it might appeal, no need to get your snickers in a twist about it though.

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"We would respond by hitting the Delete button, but we can't speak for you of course. "

ah I just like some comedy gold with people at times .. it does me chuckle ....

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Suppose if you are looking for a marathon session it might appeal, no need to get your snickers in a twist about it though.

I am not wearing any snickers under my jeans today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wispa it quietly, but I find a Finger of Fudge is the Kinder Surprise that makes my Double Decker go the Milky Way. And I don't give a Daim if it tastes tropical. It's Bounty with the amount of coconut I eat.

That's it. I'm done. I need a Time Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like he wants to put something up your Marsehole

(I'm so sorry.)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've known a fair few geezers over the years wanna shove a Mars bar up my snatch.

Maybe it was to disguise the skidders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like he wants to put something up your Marsehole

(I'm so sorry.) "

Apology accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dr..Dr I've been masturbating with a chocolate bar and now it smells of coconuts..... Well its Bounty pet its Bounty" (insert Geordie accent)

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I have been frigged with a finger of Fudge before and also rogered with a Ripple once. I don’t recommend either, the fall out ruined a few gussets in the days after. I was living at home at the time too and my mum used to do my washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out he doesn't try to stick it up your bum instead. Nothing worse than a careless wispa.

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By *risfunMan
over a year ago

brisbane

GRCL Stunning lady

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well there's that urban myth that Mick Jagger was caught eating a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina....

So you wouldn't be the first if you did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there's that urban myth that Mick Jagger was caught eating a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina....

So you wouldn't be the first if you did.

Apparently that incident was the inspiration for Brown Sugar.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Well there's that urban myth that Mick Jagger was caught eating a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina....

So you wouldn't be the first if you did.

Apparently that incident was the inspiration for Brown Sugar."

As it took place during a police raid that interrupted the ongoing activities it probably inspired "I can't get no satisfaction" and "you can't always get what you want" too......

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If someone asked me that I would just reply with only if you're going to clean up the mess

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I have a melted dairy milk in my work bag. I pocketed it for too long

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Sounds like he wants to put something up your Marsehole

(I'm so sorry.) "

lol dead

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"I've known a fair few geezers over the years wanna shove a Mars bar up my snatch.

Maybe it was to disguise the skidders."

now that is honesty x

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

so update on this .. still never got a reply and profile went unlos

. shame I was hoping to get a big diary party bar

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

At least he didn’t offer a crunchie

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yep, one can’t beat the sensation of a nobbly Lion bar rubbing against one’s leather bagel say I

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Yep, one can’t beat the sensation of a nobbly Lion bar rubbing against one’s leather bagel say I

oh man you killed me .. leather bagel

. dead

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By *iltsTSgirl OP TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"At least he didn’t offer a crunchie "

that could have been a tad sore

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Maltesers are amazing when eaten from a lady garden. It was a lady that introduced me to the idea and she, and subsequent partners have confirmed that it adds a little something.

I lost a Bounty bar once though

she was digging out flakes of coconut for days…

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