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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So in my dream last night I was arguing with someone who called me a 'boghouse' then I woke up before I could respond....Gutted

But I quite like 'Boghouse' as an insult and it got me thinking about how many more insults are out there that I or others don't know about.

So come at me people, post your original insults

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When referring to a lazy person.

I’ve seen more fizz in a soluable aspirin.

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By *orMatureWomenAndCouplesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Not necessarily original, but I’ve always liked dickbag and cuntbag. One for each sex there, although not sure how to apply them to the non-binary…

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

When doing something stupid my friends would refer to someone as a remould… no idea where it came from

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Piltchard.

Covers all genders and situations

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

confused space otter I get called abit from my house mate . or silly little trannyfaghag

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I quite like calling someone a proper bumhole ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya big timmy mallet

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

You goat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as much use as chocolate tea pot

If brains were explosive you wouldn’t have enough to blow you’re toe off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I picked up “Cockwomble” off Fab a few years ago, it’s an elite level insult. Says what you think about them whilst still feeling light and fun!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I have learned the phrase to call people up wigan/skem/liverpool areas . a Wool or lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I picked up “Cockwomble” off Fab a few years ago, it’s an elite level insult. Says what you think about them whilst still feeling light and fun!"
thats how you know a fabber thats the secret code word

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I love the colour you have dyed your roots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I picked up “Cockwomble” off Fab a few years ago, it’s an elite level insult. Says what you think about them whilst still feeling light and fun!thats how you know a fabber thats the secret code word "

Cockwomble is an army one. Wombles wander around looking for stuff to pick up......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learned the phrase to call people up wigan/skem/liverpool areas . a Wool or lid "

A wool (short for woolyback) is for people from the outskirts and surrounding areas of Liverpool

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Cuntybollocks

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

For my fellow Welshie, can't beat "fel rhech mewn pot jam"

As much use "as a fart in a jam jar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You............ youyou"

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Cuntybollocks "

How rude

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I have learned the phrase to call people up wigan/skem/liverpool areas . a Wool or lid

A wool (short for woolyback) is for people from the outskirts and surrounding areas of Liverpool "

Yeah my mate up there keeps teaching me this phrases it cracks her up when I say it to people when I visit , usually I get insults flung at me for being a Londoner up there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsebiscuit

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Spunkbubble

However the age old

Don’t be a cunt, has a certain panache about it.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

A school days favourite was to call someone a Wally if they did something clumsy or stupid.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

if I am really cross I am partial to calling someone a fishbowl head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock juggler is my current fave

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Cuntybollocks

How rude "

I’d never call you that tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learned the phrase to call people up wigan/skem/liverpool areas . a Wool or lid

A wool (short for woolyback) is for people from the outskirts and surrounding areas of Liverpool

Yeah my mate up there keeps teaching me this phrases it cracks her up when I say it to people when I visit , usually I get insults flung at me for being a Londoner up there ... "

Yeah you can't use it without being from Liverpool, big no-no!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Helmet - as in shut it you fucking helmet - derived from purple helmet… usage frequent & loud knobshine, bellend, dickwad, fucknugget twatwaffle all other reasonable forms of abuse and mostly universal so as not to upset out non binary brothers… er sisters … er non binary fucknuggets

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By *tevewokinghamMan
over a year ago

Wokingham

When talking to an idiot, I always ask politely if their parents had any children that lived?

One kind soul responded with yes, my sister is still alive

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Cuntybollocks

How rude

I’d never call you that tho! "

You'd better not

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Cuntybollocks

How rude

I’d never call you that tho!

You'd better not "

And feel the wrath of you!!?? Well I might do then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardened Swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use pleb quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love these! Keep 'em coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fecking eijit

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Smartarse was my Dads favourite insult. Said that the majority of Politicians and Religious types were full or it.

They think they’re clever or worldly wise but actually they’re anything but, just in their own privileged bubbles spouting out nonsense but thinking they’re passing on wisdom.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"So in my dream last night I was arguing with someone who called me a 'boghouse' then I woke up before I could respond....Gutted

But I quite like 'Boghouse' as an insult and it got me thinking about how many more insults are out there that I or others don't know about.

So come at me people, post your original insults "

'Knobchops'... we called a pervert old man neighbour this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whopper - as in what did you do that for ya whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain is a personal favourite, but the South London in me always resorts to Cunt when I'm truly pissed off with someone

Eve

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I think I picked up “Cockwomble” off Fab a few years ago, it’s an elite level insult. Says what you think about them whilst still feeling light and fun!"

We’ve moved on- that’s so last year now

2022 is definitely the year of the brain deficient thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have also been known to use 'dicksplash' in the past

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

[Removed by poster at 23/05/22 14:38:14]

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Cum-Guzzling Jizzhound"

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you familiar with "dag" which is an affectionate kind of insult in Australia?

It's also this:

a lock of wool matted with dung hanging from the hindquarters of a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dick head

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By *ichaelJ1986Man
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I often call people ‘Helmets

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Insulting a lazy person with "I've seen more work in a sick note".

A lazy person "any thicker and they'd clot".

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’ve become partial to using “melt” or “throbber” these days.

I’ve no idea why it works, but “he’s an absolute melt” juat does .

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

You shit-pants fool!

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