FabSwingers.com forum: What food do you think people pretend to like

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake.

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By *ccidentprone2023Man
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Cake."

Have ur cake and eat it

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Blue cheese

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Avocado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Avocado"

You gotta add coriander lime and chilli flakes , it’s actually nice

Everyone I know pretends to like papadums and Kingfisher beer, no one actually likes either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cooking

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Anything green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Jaffa Cakes. I just assume they don't know what good sweet things taste like

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Parmesan cheese. Why ruin a lovely pasta dish by putting essence of old socks on it?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Oysters

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oysters

Caviar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripe W.T.F Is All that about

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When I first lived away from him at 18 there was a posh cafe nearby that offered anchovy sandwiches. I'd never eaten an anchovy in my life but wanted to appear grown up and sophisticated so I ordered one. I had to pretend I liked that ...I didn't

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

*away from home

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Vegetables.

Just eat meat and leave the anti-nutrients alone.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Oysters

Caviar.

I love caviar

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Oysters

I love raw oysters with either a dash of hot sauce (fermented) or lemon juice.

In fact I usually buy some on my local market and eat them walking around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscoff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake.

Have ur cake and eat it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake.

Have ur cake and eat it "

Have your fake and eat it.

Oh spell check cake and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parmesan cheese. Why ruin a lovely pasta dish by putting essence of old socks on it?"

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

Everything that's called "an acquired taste". Unless and until you acquire the taste. Then you're in for a scintillating experience.

But for me, it's blue cheese I never quite got into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein healthy shite.

"omg guys, try this natural quark cheesecake made with protein powder and low calorie syrup!! It's even better than the real thing!!"

Fuck right off and stop trying to pretend these things taste delicious.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Marmite

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Protein healthy shite.

"omg guys, try this natural quark cheesecake made with protein powder and low calorie syrup!! It's even better than the real thing!!"

Fuck right off and stop trying to pretend these things taste delicious.

That's a good shout. "These vegan sausages really taste like the real thing". Ok, just keep munching on your log of disappointment away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Protein healthy shite.

"omg guys, try this natural quark cheesecake made with protein powder and low calorie syrup!! It's even better than the real thing!!"

Fuck right off and stop trying to pretend these things taste delicious.

Very true. I think I’ve only ever had one decent protein bar and it still wasn’t as nice as the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite "

And peanut butter

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

"Protein healthy shite.

"omg guys, try this natural quark cheesecake made with protein powder and low calorie syrup!! It's even better than the real thing!!"

Fuck right off and stop trying to pretend these things taste delicious.

That's a good shout. "These vegan sausages really taste like the real thing". Ok, just keep munching on your log of disappointment away from me"

All those carnivores who try Beyond Burger like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Artichokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caviar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avocado"

I love it

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Black Pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Coriander and stinky cheese.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Avocado

I love it

I can't stand the texture on my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very strong coffee

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Tofu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Stringy ..oops pulled pork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprouts yuck

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Coriander, Brussel sprouts, cheese and vegetarian bacon, to name a few

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

"Black Pudding."

What????? No pretending required !!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Pie n Mash and liquor.. filth..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Pie n Mash and liquor.. filth.."

Cockneyist..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Tofu

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Avocado"

So much this!!!

Just tastes of soap to me.

I know because if you swore as a kid.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avocado

I love it

And me but it has to be soft. Turns my stomach when it has crunchy bits in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oysters, caviar and prawns

This is from someone who loves mussels and olives though not together

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Halloumi. yukk

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A glass of tap water

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Pie n Mash and liquor.. filth.."

Get the right combination of pie crust, filling, proper mash, and depth of flavour in the liquor and it's lovely.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Marmerlade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegans foods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vegans foods"

What like salad, vegetables, bread, rice etc

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vegans foods

What like salad, vegetables, bread, rice etc "
yes them ones breads ok tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cauliflower cheese

you can’t like that

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

couscous.

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
over a year ago

sandy place

Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Red velvet cake, wtf is that about?? Chocolate cake my arse!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite."

My 7 year old granddaughter likes sushi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite."

Sushi by itself is quite bland for me. But add some sauce and it tastes delicious.

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
over a year ago

sandy place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cauliflower cheese

you can’t like that

Brocoli cheese is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grubs

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
over a year ago

sandy place

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite.

My 7 year old granddaughter likes sushi

One of mine eats cheese strings dipped in yoghurt so maybe we should exclude kids taste buds lol

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
over a year ago

sandy place

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite.

Sushi by itself is quite bland for me. But add some sauce and it tastes delicious."

So your saying that you enjoy the taste of sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebabs. It's just rancid fat to soak up the booze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cauliflower cheese

you can’t like that

Brocoli cheese is better

Ooo I like broccoli but I’ve not had that

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

Greggs sausage roll.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Black Pudding."

I couldn't even bring myself to try this!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It's a no to Liver with or without onions!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Kebabs. It's just rancid fat to soak up the booze."

Not even when d*unk could I eat these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite.

Sushi by itself is quite bland for me. But add some sauce and it tastes delicious.

So your saying that you enjoy the taste of sauce?

Ha ha. That argument can be made for all starch based food. Potatoes, rice, rotis. None of them taste good without something to go along.

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Ikea food,vile rubbish.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Black Pudding.

I couldn't even bring myself to try this!"
Annabelle my friend Black Pudding is blooming lovely xxx

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Stornoway black pudding is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tripe W.T.F Is All that about

Looks like a Sheep skin rug, might taste like one too..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Black Pudding.

I couldn't even bring myself to try this!Annabelle my friend Black Pudding is blooming lovely xxx

Oh Busman me darlin I'll have to take your word for it

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

"Black Pudding.

I couldn't even bring myself to try this!Annabelle my friend Black Pudding is blooming lovely xxx

Oh Busman me darlin I'll have to take your word for it

xx"

No just No!!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Out of everything that everyone has mentioned the only thing I don’t like is liver and I haven’t tried oysters so I can’t comment on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never thought about it.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

All those carnivores who try Beyond Burger like them."

Carnivores eating fake meat? Pull the other one.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite.

Sushi by itself is quite bland for me. But add some sauce and it tastes delicious."

I really like sushi , it’s a great light meal when socialising but Sashimi I can’t stomach. I’m

Fine with seared or rare but not raw and on ice

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ok. Now we know why I'm fat. I actually enjoy 99% of these!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Seafood. Sewage sponges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onions

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite.

Sushi by itself is quite bland for me. But add some sauce and it tastes delicious."

Get rid of the rice and stick with the sashimi.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Cauliflower.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Avocado (vomit)

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By *ammy_xMan
over a year ago

Reading

Olives - I'm convinced people are pretending so they look like a proper grown up

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Oysters.

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Protein healthy shite.

"omg guys, try this natural quark cheesecake made with protein powder and low calorie syrup!! It's even better than the real thing!!"

Fuck right off and stop trying to pretend these things taste delicious.

That's a good shout. "These vegan sausages really taste like the real thing". Ok, just keep munching on your log of disappointment away from me

All those carnivores who try Beyond Burger like them."

Not me I’m afraid. A good meat burger is way better.

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Most of these I actually like. Not a big sea food fan is all

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Celery

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Olives - I'm convinced people are pretending so they look like a proper grown up"

Same here. I’ve tried, but I just don’t like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would adults pretend to like food? I don't get it.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Olives - I'm convinced people are pretending so they look like a proper grown up"

Best thing since sliced bread

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Sushi.

Anyone who claims to like it is only saying that to make themselves feel better about spending money on a few mouthfuls of cold, rank shite."

Agreed. And sushi on its own is not a meal. You will be starving an hour later. It is a snack

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Why would adults pretend to like food? I don't get it.

To appear more sophisticated

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By *allieJWoman
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Humous, just not nice at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would adults pretend to like food? I don't get it.

To appear more sophisticated "

But then have to eat something they don't like, swallow it? FFS. I cannot be arsed.

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By *haud-lapinMan
over a year ago

Weybridge

"Coriander and stinky cheese."

As a combo...!? Would be weird, but the coriander could help fix the cheese stench.... maybe... I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Protein healthy shite.

"omg guys, try this natural quark cheesecake made with protein powder and low calorie syrup!! It's even better than the real thing!!"

Fuck right off and stop trying to pretend these things taste delicious.

This and anything someone says "it tastes just as good as..."

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

nr spalding

"Tripe W.T.F Is All that about

Looks like a Sheep skin rug, might taste like one too..

Nope I think the rug would taste better, even my dogs turn thier noses up at it and staffies will try to eat anything including dead things when we are out walking so it must be really bad

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Oysters."

People slurp them down make a face and say they taste like the sea, have you tasted the bloody sea.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Olives

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I think people pretend to like French wine. I find it pretentious & over priced , Italian is far better.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"I think people pretend to like French wine. I find it pretentious & over priced , Italian is far better."

I drink a wide range of wines, and have some big favourite Italians when it comes to reds (not whites though).

But for me, my favourite reds are Bordeaux, and favourite whites are burgundy

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Avocado"

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This, it's horrid isn't it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t pretend I like anything

I’m the most of fussy eater you’ll ever meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caviar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad or vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't eat anything I don't like, even to be polite, but I will drink tea if people give it to me by mistake. I don't like tea.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"My cooking

Colonel I love your cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stringy ..oops pulled pork."

I like my pork pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchovies & olives. They are even worse than pineapple on pizza.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Pineapple and olives. Yuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives and raw fish. I've tried a lot of food on my travels and these two genuinely are the most awful.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I can't believe how many people don't like olives. Harmless gorgeous little things. So glad most places have them these days. Much nicer eith a drink than all that salted nuts and crisp malarkey

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I can't believe how many people don't like olives. Harmless gorgeous little things. So glad most places have them these days. Much nicer eith a drink than all that salted nuts and crisp malarkey

Olives are the devil's work

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